Doddy: The shave pen is over, I didn’t specifically buy it, I thought: on February 23, they’ll still give it.
The hell’s the pitchers... "Don’t just sing-e-e-ku!" – all over the internet...
12 gifts, even chess games! At least one shit is what needs to be...

I haven’t been in the innet for a long time. I did not enter.
Urapywka: start with small. Repeat after me, piss after me.
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theoz: ahaha, rehabilitation, pl)

News mail, Mikhalkov told about his childhood:
I was late to school one day and explained to the teacher that we had Richter in our guests, who was so crawling at the piano all night that I couldn’t sleep.
stone: "interesting, but whom did Richter crack on the piano all night?"))))))

Wisdom is renouncing the unnecessary in the name of sufficient.

I told a story on the weekend. On the street of October between Kalinin and
Mukhina is a shine mounting (This is the city of Krasnoyarsk). It is held by an elderly uncle, and young boys work. Among other services, the wheels are pumped with nitrogen, or something like this.
The witness says: I sit and wait for the wheel to be repaired. Approaches to the Infinity montage with a lowered wheel, a glamorous kiso comes out of it. This is the wheel, we need to repair it. Guys properly remove the wheel repair and in the course of the case one asks what to pump the wheels?
KISS: What is there?
At this moment in the guy apparently woke up Petrosyan, and he says, "Well air with different tastes: peach, strawberries.
The whole pipe mount begins to chick, everyone is doing their own thing, but the ears are turned to the devache.
KISS: How much is it worth?
for 800 rubles. All the wheels.
Everyone who is present is barely restrained so as not to shake their voices.
Kiso well, I have a strawberry.
Sino-montage is dying, everyone is ripping, people are trying to contain, isn’t it?
The wheels are pumped with strawberries. Kiso, without the shadow of a smile, counts the money leaves. Everyone is crying.
Then again the eyewitness: and I should have gotten so that in a couple of days I am on the same installation.
The same infinite comes in, a solid man comes out of him, and asks:
Did you ride this car two days ago? The boys stumbled into the cracks.
Who made the wheel on this car two days ago?
They will be punished, but they must be acknowledged.
The master comes out and humbly so, guilty: Well my guys did...
So you pumped my wife’s wheels with strawberries?
The owner :? Well? It is...mmm.
Do you have a thousand rubles?
The owner: A????!!!! to
I have not slept for three days! Ryu, told all the boys they just rolled out.
Shannon is in tears again.
The curtain.

Growing up is when you buy juice instead of beer because it really tastes better.

XXX: Let's convince her to show your breasts
YYY: YYY will show
XXX: She is transmitting??? O_O
YYY: * rofl *

I never understood how girls sit in the bathroom for half an hour.
My 23 gave me a rubber frog with my family for a bath.
This ppc..40 minutes I bombed her shower gel and poured the foam )) and the family doesn't even drown =)

I’m not a drug addict at all, but I’ve lived on pellets for a whole month.

The xxx :
Pindos, we have the last package of paper left at work, and the money will bring the assembly only on the 2nd, in general, the guard.

YYY :
to protect!! Do you bring back the same paper from there to work???? to

The xxx :
I’m going to sell it for work.)

She decided to watch porn together for the first time.
After a bunch of porn has finally stopped on one video.
And against the backdrop of how they chew that breasty girl from behind, I hear a quiet-quiet whisper: “Bliein... what a beautiful hair she has...”

A friend gave me a navigator on the 23rd.Punkts on the map of the city placed 002 at her home 001 at the station.

HGH: Piz %z today interview was over
WOW: Is it so?
xxx: to the last question "Dangerous habits are there? smoking?" replied, and that is what?! to
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Do you have a car?
– not
And the apartment?
Neither is
A salary of 5,000 U.S. dollars.? to
No is
Why do I need you so much? Revealed!

And so always, all the girls leave me. Who needs me so much. on a 73 year old castle harley, with a country house and its own factory...

Ingvar
In the Netherlands, it is forbidden to play chess during sex.

Helen is
Are you serious??? I do not want to go to the Netherlands.

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I also think

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How this

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Sex and No Chess

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E2 and E4

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E4 and E2

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E2 and E4

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E4 and E2

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Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess

Ingvar
I am all...

I understood the cartridge. Thank God he was in black pants. Because the picture was the following: Vadim, do you have any new black pants? I say "No, not new at all!" "But they are so bright black" answer me. I tell them they are not new, I washed them with a cartridge of Laska magic black :)

[Elle]: I read this article about how a girl got pregnant through underwear. She is a virgin)))
Oh, must be, Virgin Mary, no other!
[Elle]: ah) I imagine a sperm, hiding in the cowards, jumped to her and broke through the straw, then found the egg and fertilized it alone. is terrible.
It’s not a sperm, it’s some sort of Rambo, seriously.

The sister today burned - we are waiting for the subject of connecting her laptop to the LCD TV:
You should have a HDMI connector on your laptop.
Brother, there are more entrances and exits in it than there are in me, so come in and see yourself.
It is :)

from news
Later, the head of the GUVD of Moscow Vladimir Kolokoltsev was forced to refute the rumor about the appearance on Russian roads of police inspectors of road regulation (abbreviated PIDR). This question was asked by his subordinates, concerned about the dissemination of this information on the Internet.
The Fighter Fucks

In the communion...

He: Girl, girl, please tell me, finally, what is your name?! to
She is: No.
He: But why not again?
She: Yes, because everything is too simple.
He said: What a simple thing! Six months have passed!