Monitoring of society:
Q: What is inflation?
K: "the whisper of money* a lot of goods is little.
I don’t hear you, repeat it.
Q: There is not much money!
N: What is something?
Q: There is not much money!! to
N: I have understood.
When everybody gave up the work, she approached the bone and asked, “What is inflation?” I wrote there by similarity of sounds, not sure"
A lot of money is a lot of money!!!! to
Nasta begins to be furiously red and beats herself with her hand on the head.
N: Couldn’t you say more clearly? I wrote "many money gave little"

Buttons are appreciated. thank you.

and tacit.

But in the case - a friend today handed over the driving in GAI. I was in a column in three cars. Which inspector is the chief. IMHO, to be compact and fast to take. The instructor is transferred to another car - it becomes the head. Others adjust behind it (behind the steering wheel, of course, the instructor). So on the second car they went to the track, where you can calmly go 60.

The instructor tells a friend - speed up to 60 and at the crossroads - straight. Everything is fine, the friend broke up and here... From the words of my comrade: "Chih-krrrrrrrrrrr-dish-Buh".

The instructor sneezed and pressed the pedal. on the brake. Up to six. He was frightened by what he had done. Seconds of delay was enough for the next car to enter the back of the main car... and the next one - the next one... As a result - no one was injured - by a miracle. But the funniest is the accident due to the fault of the inspector of the GIBDD, taking the exam, and the unacceptably long reaction time of the instructors, who were behind the driving of guided cars.

April 1st just started.

ArhiDavid: After the first driving lesson I realized that I needed a car with an automaton

ArhiDavid: after the second with cruise control

ArhiDavid: after third with the driver

The first April. This is the most real joke in my life, no one has ever managed to swim.
1 the class. The lesson begins. Our teacher announces that we need to build a medical centre for injections. I remember building up as couples in an empty school corridor, remembering how scary it was and how I wanted to escape. She holds a break and says this promise "FIRST APRIL!"
The highest pilot - to play 30, even seven-year-old children alone and without a requisite.

X make me think, right? T_T
“Think with a magic stick!”
x = becomes a dough
Then I pulled the stick again, think!
X is a car
and O_O
Y * convulsively struck with a stick * Think-Think!
with big eyes waiting for results
x * rats * commodity * column*
The magic here is powerless.

I saw an epic picture in the store today. In front of me there are three in the line: a strong guy in a leather, a bearded-looking man with a pearl, and a boy of seventeen years. The boy in a leash stretches a five thousand and asks for a cola. Then the male grabs out the mint dirty little stuff and asks for vodka. The boy points to the beer shelves and says:
- Give two beers... khm - looks back at previous buyers and thoughtfully so - Kola give..)

Before getting a job in the specialty - in law enforcement agencies, I worked as a sales manager in the "Eurosite".I doctyloscope (take fingerprints) and photograph conditionally convicted and hardly hold back, to say goodbye not to give a smiling "Goodbye! All good to you! Come to us again! We will be very pleased!!and "

The seven deadly sins, unlike humans, are immortal.

Crazy fees
This incredible story was told by Gennady.
Logofet, who "served" as a translator consultant for the Tbilisi Dynamics in the 1981 year.
On the eve of the final match of the Cup with the team "Karl Caess" from the DDR
Logofet went into the room to the defender Tengiz Sulakvelidze and caught him for mathematical calculations:
Fifteen footballers, two massagers, a coach, a doctor, a logofet.
Tango, what do you think?
Wait for Genoa, you will take it. We were told that if we won, we would win two hundred.
Dollars are given! It turns out: fifteen games, two massages.
Tangiz, you did not understand! Two hundred for each.
Sulakvelidze understood the information for a moment and said:
Two hundred for each. Let’s break the “Carl” pieces!

Basics of Orthodox Culture. The Teacher:
And remember, my children! Those who will study on "4" and "5" will go to heaven. A is
Those who study on “2” and “3”, go to hell!
Wool from the back:
Marianne, can’t you finish school alive?

A couple of mountains.

Prepod: In order to check the density of the strain, you need to put your hand to the wall of the mine and hit it with a break.

xxx (15:36:02 05/03/2011):
In short, I will remove you. You are constantly silent. I cannot communicate with you! Don’t look for my win. You know why...? Because I am joking! Smile to! Send it to your friends and scare them. From April 1st!

yyy (15:36:54 05/03/2011):
Fuck, who are you? O_O

I go to the garbage dump. Looking around a tank, a guy mistakes half-gopnically with crazy eyes and turns some armor in his hands. Carefully looking at me and asking: "Small things will not be found?" A little shake, I give out: "Where do I have the little things, only for the washing went out..." and sweet so, confidently, I smile. and pause. In the eyes of the guy appears an unhealthy light and he gives out: "What is your name? Could you leave a number?"
No one has met me yet...

April 1 comes from a familiar SMS:
I am pregnant, what should I do?
until the 2nd of April :)

The leading seller stands on the stairs with ice cream, we hear further with a standing stand, here the hop fits and there is such a dialogue:
Give me three rubles.
Go to: Go to;
Hop long ftikaet stands, then the genius phrase -
Give me the ice cream!
The curtain.

I came up with a new reality show "Stay Alive" with deputies in the lead role:
Officials with their families without any kind of cars settle in the Soviet Union and get a subsistence minimum. The goal is to live for a month.

Scandals, intrigues, cannibalism, suicide attempts and all this you will see in the new reality show on TNT. Do not miss!

Che: And really, why are you so in a hurry to offer her a date?

Well, I’m just tired of walking around, so there’s no reason for her to think I’m just joking with her.

Che: and you chose April 1 to offer her a date)) genius)))) :DDD

She is: Listen I have a question. Why do men not stand up during sex? :D
He: Well, it’s not about us.

They did it! They added all the buttons we asked for.

I don’t understand why in Japan, robots dance, play violin and talk silently, while Japanese people are running around the nuclear plant and trying to pour it out with water?
Porcupine: Robots have better trade unions