Recently, dressing a child in the morning to the kindergarten, it creates the impression that I am preparing to go out in the open space.

Conversation in Communion.
Listen, give me your plate, or Denis of mine ate and washed.

When I first looked at the Matrix in the sixth grade and obviously didn’t understand anything, the older brother explained to me that Morpheus was rough because he pierced the toilet with his head.

Winter is like Monday. You will be angry and you will not be angry.

From Habr:
When I was a child, I almost feared my grandmother in the village.
During the summer holidays, he wrapped 30 meters of wires between trees, made a simple contour and grounding, and connected all this to a high volume dynamic. During the day, it was heard so to yourself, if you lean closer - the words could be disassembled, but at night... I reasoned that once the receiver is not powered by the network or the battery, it can not be turned off. As a result, at night the whole house was raised to the ears, because the Germans cried loudly in the room!

XXX: No, I will be the vocalist.
YYY: That is why?
“Because of all of us, I’m the only one who can remember the song.

Masha
Listen, and in the photoshop home can use the allocation of a friend?

JJ
Let’s arrange instead of allocations to say the selection ) or the pipet gets ?

<xxx> I have a bag weighing at the poop level, with a lock "lightning".
<xxx> I stand in a full bus, touching the lock in my bag to get the wallet and the ball in it with my hand. People are starting to roar.
<xxx> I’m back and see the red guy, and I’m digging my hand into his breadth!

The most honest rules.
They left the unjust as they were.

Have you been to the "Kunz Camera"? What is there? Any kind of wicked?
– No, it wasn’t... But I was BTI, and there really were all sorts of wickedness.

XXX: Let us go!
YYYYYYYYYY
xxx :D
YYY :D
XXX: Strongly Strong

My mother says:
In the school where she works, the FSBshnik came, such as to check the readiness to repel a terrorist attack. Naturally, without warning anyone in advance, he went to school with a yellow bag with a bomb in it, passed past the guard, walked down the floors, went down again and left the bag right next to the guard.
Having found out that the school was completely offended by a potential terrorist attack, the FSBshnik went to arrange a discharge to the leadership.
And while he was walking, the package with the "bomb" saved safely :-R
Now the whole school together with the FSB is looking for an underrating device xD

XXX: I read the report, big, boring. Minutes on the tenth reading inserted unknowingly "listen to me who, or not"
If anyone responded...

As a child, I used to use the Great Soviet Encyclopedia.

Why Femide's eyes - the shake of banknotes and the ringing of coins is heard with her ears.

I was twelve years old then. We all lived in the Soviet Union, where circles and sections were free. Those who were not directed on the right path by their parents often changed these circles like gloves. At that time, my girlfriend and I went to the art circles at the Palace of Culture.
and bitter.
And one day, when the classes of young painters ended, a friend told me:
- Today in the DC are licees with Polynin. All the corridors and
I know the stairs, do you want to go to the show? The “show” then.
No one knew...
Of course I wanted!
We walked up a black staircase, went down and looked out at the door. The hall of the Palace of Culture was spread behind the door, dressed spectators, walking, waiting for the start of the performance. But unfortunately, at the door, an elderly controller was sitting on the chair. The cloud!
We walked through the door and suddenly a voice came from behind:
Do you want to go see?
Behind us stood a stranger, he came out of the door that led to a small corridor.
We cried silently.
“Well, go,” he said, and we went back to some corridors.
On the way he explained:
Go up to the balcony. There is usually no one checking, but if suddenly
You will be driven out, come to me behind the scenes, I will find a place for you.
We thanked and went to the balcony.
The first department was great. No one bothered us. But then the entrance began and we got bored. We got a lot of courage and went looking for our good wizard.
I did not risk going through the scene. They went back by the familiar path to the black staircase and to the side door. In front of us was a short semi-dark corridor, a bright light was poured out of the open door to the right and silenced voices were delivered.
We stunnedly looked into the room. There were three people sitting in front of a large mirror. Полунина we recognized immediately and frozen on the threshold in full stupor.
What do you think, girls? I asked Assisi.
“Here’s such an uncle... – we forgot, – He’s so kind... He’s us.
I spent...
by A-Aa! Pauline smiled, and he was Robert the child-guide.
So, for the first time, I heard the name of Robert Gorodetsky, whom I saw many times in the room "Blue Canary" in a cylinder and with a funny harmonic.
The rest of the show we watched from behind the scenes. It was great!
I got into home. I arrived late and there were no mobile phones. But all this did not matter much.
I still remember Robert Gorodetsky with warmth in my heart.
A terrible blow was the attack on the actor in 2005 and the following three-week coma. He was very happy to be back on stage. God give him many more years of life and creativity!

Amazing to be nearby!

If after viewing news on the News channel, suddenly turn off the TV
- then on the dark screen you can see the reflection of the lamb, and if you watched the whole family, then at once several...

Why is the disc so noisy?
He reads the disc.
In a loud?

A: Hello to you ))
M: Hi, how is your nothing? I'm fine, just cool, almost spring, I closed the session, the weather is great, around so many beautiful and smart guys!!!! )))))))))))
C: Are you okay?
S is?? to
M: He left me ((((((

You know what "New Vasyuki" is?
BBB: Unfortunately not.
ccc: Whatever goes into detail, it is now called "Skolkovo".