So unfair, why people invented the alarm clock, but can’t invent the sleeper (

Some regions transferred to other time zones, removed the transition of shooters from winter to summer. Dmitry Anatolyevich, Monday, Monday to leave...

Kovaler: And who puts all these camels, and boards in these impenetrable spring lawns. Show me them...

The PHP channel

cucumber_ left the room (quit: "").
Tagged: oxygen
PAMIDOR: Stop by now!
KitCat: vegetable base

I watched in the bus. Her mother (M) and her child (C) are sitting.
The child slaps and beats his head at the glass.
M: Do not shake your head.
H is why?
My brain will get sick!
You told me I don’t have a brain.

Again snow, even snowfall... And already so I want to take off the hood and burn the shoes...
Instead of a hat?

The paper has fun now.
I’m sitting at the comp, he’s chewing in the kitchen, I’m shouting, “Can you cut cheese, please?”
Father: "I am God! I will better give you a whip and teach you how to fish, and you will be full all day.
I get up, take a knife, cheese, cut, take on a plate.

Dad: " has it been done? The good. Tomorrow we will go on water"

Enemy: His wife is an officer! Susan Ward is similar, and his car is good, and he earns good, and repairs in his apartment are super and his computer is overwhelmed... and in general!
Enemy: I always reassured myself with the thought that he must have a small penis. Yesterday we went to the bathroom with the crowd.
Enemy: I have nothing to reassure myself anymore!!! It is :'(

Anna: I watched Pacha yesterday "Madilliani". Imagine my man crying in tears!
Olga: I and Denis also watched yesterday...how long the wedding will cost us. My man was crying in tears!

My husband burned:
Sasha went dumb on the highway and sucked the dry -
Find an extra word and send it to all your friends!

Discuss the usefulness of long breastfeeding on one of the "mother" sites:

The mother of my father-in-law also fed him almost before school. He was wearing it on his hands for lessons. In the morning I got up, dressed, carried to school, and woke up only in the classroom.
WOW the result? A decent man?
HH: Yes, it is well. Talented – for sure! I was shot (

Laziness is the most important component of the body’s defenses.

A task for the recordmaker
Now this story “walks” on the Internet, like a joke. However, this is the most untrue truth.
In Soviet times, Olympic champions in the off-season traveled through cities as part of delegations. We met with the staff and answered questions from the room. They were fighters of the ideological front.
Once in one of such trips for the New Year in the hotel room gathered a fun company. At the height of the conversation, hockey player Alexander Malcev asked the record sprinter Valery Borzov:
Is it true that you can run 100 meters in 10 seconds?
Borrowed, he affirmatively shrugged.
Go to the shop around the corner. Five minutes before closing.
It remains...

The Civil War has just ended, food shortages, and strict regulations on product prices.
Rabinovich sells goats for five hundred rubles per piece and thrives. The neighbor wants to follow his example and puts an advertisement in the newspaper, immediately there are chequists and confiscate his goats.
“Yasha,” the neighbor asks, “why doesn’t Chk come to you? You are
You sell your goats for the same five hundred rubles.
What did you say in the advertisement?
- I wrote: I sell goats for five hundred rubles per piece.
You did very stupidly. I always write: “On Sunday
The church square lost five hundred rubles. The found receives a reward.
and goose.” And the next day, half Odessa brings me the lost five hundred.
The ruble...

I slowly approach you from behind... I breathe the pleasant smell of your column... I walk my hand over my hair... And I start kissing you in the neck, passionately biting you.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
XXX: My father and I approach you from behind.

1: Prickin, watched now how children of primary school age run through the school corridor and play bats.
2 and?
1: What is it? Instead of pistols, they had phones with an automatic line melody on the player.
2: omg X_x

by VIO
How to Die with Dignity?
YYY: It is easy, so:

1st Hold your hand on dignity.

2nd and die.

Later, the same day, I remembered that I saw her on TV in one show and no one is familiar to me :)"

I remember how my mom so met on the street uncle, like a friend, they greeted, a couple of phrases moved and broke up. On the same day she opens the local newspaper - and there at the first turn of the UN - the head of the district administration :)

Ingoldo: about the culture of the inhabitants of Kupčino, literally, the legends
izm: They literally go with my cell phone.

The people are divided into two halves. Someone entering the room,
They say, “Who do I see?” and others say, “This is me!”
Humans are much better divided into two halves with a tail.