A sweater is such a warm wool clothes that a child wears when his mother is cold.

Commentary on Navalny's post:
"Alexey, please correct the shit on the country. It is offensive."

No, well, I am surprised... For comparison: you read a fairy tale, you want a unicorn with all your soul. I found. And after some time: and the horn is short, and the pearl does not shine, and swings while riding, and the color could be lighter, and magical dust for 100 km spends a lot... And in general, Why is he not a Pegasus??????? to

<N9COF> I remember how in the subway decided to climb on the armor with my feet
<N9COF> and hang on them like a bikini head down
<N9COF> only I did this procedure
<N9COF> how did the mint approach me))))
<N9COF> and asked what I was doing
<_XXXL_> what did you say to them?
<_XXXL_> is it possible? )))
<N9COF> No, I said I didn’t do anything
<N9COF> and they said the tag no longer do
<N9COF> so now I always owe something

Q: Have you watched the news?
Are you talking about Libya?
Oh yeah yeah yes. And know what it looks like?
Man fell and was injured. To him rush to help "friends " and begin to knock barefoot in the stomach and head. "You, boy, do not resist, we will help you"
And now we will treat you. We are your friends, we will help you.

Rice: What year are you?
Tagged: 1999
Re: How old are you?
The Mason: 15

Why are the warning papers about the possible descent from the roofs of pebbles and snow hanged in such a way that to read them, you have to approach directly to the place where these pebbles are most likely to fall?

It’s very sad when a fool thinks he’s clever.

XXX: So you are her?
Yyy: A gentleman will never insult a lady with the details of their relationship.
XXX: Okay I understand you.
yyy: I can only say that she sucks amazingly!

I go to the market with my mother, carrying bags. Arrived at another booth. A grandmother is trying to slip between us and comes on my foot. I, seemingly about myself, but it came out loud, I say, “I’d apologize!”
The grandmother turns around and says, “Sorry, please!”
Mom, hearing all this, turns to me, “How are you not ashamed?”
Grandma: “But I apologized!”

Blood elf: What is it about?
Leon: about personal life
Blood Elf: What is it?
Leon: personal life is the hernia that prevents you from swinging

In my university, the dreams of weak and stupid administrators are dropped from the 10th floor to the debris of old servers and routers.
And recruits are left for a night without food alone with an unsettled server.

Chuck

I bought my father’s book Allen Carr "How to Quit Smoking". My mother first saw it and decided to see how it worked. After half an hour of reading publishes: "So interesting writes that I even wanted to try smoking to see how it works!"

My free wifi at home is turned off at 12 a.m.
Thank you, my friend, because of you I started sleeping!

Hi, I am a top!

No matter what, you will die anyway.

From the announcement of the sale of an apartment in Moscow:
On the floor laminate, in the kitchen and corridor linoleum. The glass, m Sun/Node is combined. Owners can take a look at the weekend. They need a Slavic composition, you can with dogs-cats, or with a small medusa.

The study of the sources of the XV-XVI centuries allows to identify for that time 67 Russian toponymic names derived from the obscene vocabulary, for example, the river Blythe; Ebotenka, Pizdyrka, Naebuh and Nenaebuh; the valley of Elda; the wilderness of Huyarovo, Pizdelevo-Dolgoye, Pizdino, Pizdokein починок, Huinkov desert-desert; the villages of Mandino, Pizdelevo, Pizdelevo, Pizdelevo, Huikovo, Ebechovo (Opihalovo tož), Poblitz; the settlement of Mudičevo; the oracle of the Blythe peak.

© Wikipedia

XXX: Food, Great and Beautiful
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: and
Is an erection on the pelvis normal? O_O

In the shop.
The girl is going to buy a dress. There is the kindness of the saleswoman.
D: Well, no...I look like a dinosaur in it!
P (with a glowing smile): The most charming dinosaur I’ve ever met=)))

X: A-A to A! I am like Alice in Wonderland. I don’t like anything, just a melatonin!"!!! T is. You are!!!!! to
Lewis Carroll turned in the grave