I have such a feeling that the current raptors in their distant childhood have seen the film Terminator many times! I need your phone and smoke.

Naartok (19:15:23 20/03/2011)
Don’t tell me about her, I don’t like her.

Unknown (19:15:58 20/03/2011)
Do you not succeed?

I lie with my MRI in bed late at night and look at the note Paranormal phenomenon-2! I am lying on the edge, and he is under the wall, the movie has reached its apogee! The atmosphere was hot and it was as if very awful to me on the edge of the bed!I say:"Dear! Let me sleep under the wall, how uncomfortable it is to me!"
He"Be of course your mother! I am not afraid!"

You know I have a phone... so for the point, because no one calls and writes on it. I sent a resume to the company half a year ago.
He sat down, I think he didn’t need us. I forgot about him for a day.
xxx: In the evening I include 23 missed from the company to which I submitted a resume and 5 communications: 1- we accepted you 2 you must go to the interview 3 and 4 in the jump and what to take.... 5- We took your place friends. !! by! to
The salary at that place is 80,000 thousand... go bump...

Obama decided it was wrong that the Libyan people were being killed by their own government... And he decided to take this role on himself :)

There was some wonderful idea on BORE: to register on sites requiring to register an account for certain actions (download to do or view), any standard account and we will be lucky) I propose to update such accounts. For example, let it be log: bor777 pass: bor777
Z is. Proposals for the best (more memorable) logins are welcome

Questions on the culinary forum:
People, there is pain and bitterness. What to do with Monaco?
and diarrhea.
And... unexpectedly.
Why is it? Given the listed ingredients - for whom unexpectedly, and for whom it is quite predictable. ))

We have rented the apartment for the second year. Over us, the neighbors, the rockers, the musicians are crazy, they start to play the piano from 8:15 p.m. until the deep evening. Once ten went to them, begged to silence, twice sent us, three times did not open the door, five times stated that it was not their play.
Two weeks ago, the little brought two columns and strengths.
Now they are going to us.

My son is three years. We drive with the whole family, we look at cars in the traffic jams.
Look what a car. It is written – zero.
The Son of Tli!
This is the "Blue..."
Son of Help!
There is a doctor in there...
The House!

At home, they urgently began to read the child a fairy tale about Ibolith.

J: In school once gamed
by Alina Hm
Alina: we only played in the "baby-baby" in school
JJ: the ppc)))
Alina: gather 6-7 people and begin to press the eighth to the wall with their stomachs, and say, “Baby-Baby!” Fuck you!" and with a wild whistle then dividing. All eight are guys.
JJ is good 😉
Alina: Oh, I remember we had open space and a carcer. The first was to plant someone (usually Andrey) on the removed lid from the batch and, together with the lid, to throw it into the closet. And the carcer was someone (usually Andrey) locked in a closet with cockroaches and held the doors outside. Not to go out
Jay: I guess who was the eighth in the bite.
Alina: I just wanted to say.

It is not the years that make us happy, but the moments of happiness.

A grandmother enters the subway car and begins to distribute leaflets.
of Nemtsov.”
One of the passengers with the voice of Yuri Yakovlev on the whole car:
Borisko to the kingdom.!...

Fish was priced twice, meat one and a half, cheese one and a half, and so on.
Inflation was only one percent. What do we eat from the government’s point of view?! to

When did he have fun on his birthday?
xxx: A, no, it was when he stuck in the elevator >_<

Answer by Mail
Question: I can't contact all browsers close as soon as I open the contact tab...what do you advise?
The answer is to rejoice...

Beautiful, smart and cute girls who know how to cook, can not find themselves nice and sociable guys because of the fact that they are, as well as you, disappointed in girls, sit at home, cook deliciously for themselves, read books and dream of a great light love. You just don’t cross ;)

Noise, he is listening to the shaved skinhead girls!
Guf is the one who really deserves attention.

The first comment:
Sparco: Goff himself as a British skinhead girl.

At work, the boss shared family practice:
We were in the car three - my wife, my friend (her cousin) and I. A friend, the owner of the car, pulled his hand and could not lead. I drank anti-allergic and therefore sleepy. Therefore, the wife, with whom we previously fought and continued to find out the relationship. On a blind turn on the road, the devil knows where the cat came from (in the middle of the woods) and the wife, in order not to stifle the cat, flies. The attempts of a friend to correct the situation were not successful (no pedals in the neo) and we fit into a tree that grew on the side. After making sure we are all okay, a friend goes out to inspect the car. The nervous woman begins to cover me completely, as if I was all to blame. A friend approaches the driver’s door and encouragingly knocks his wife on his shoulder:
Now you only have to give birth to a daughter.
I was surprised by the sudden change in the subject.
As a real woman, you have already destroyed the house, the tree has fallen, there is only a daughter to be born.
So we reconciled.

I can only say that a) Tapa in the country of Pihtuniya - a strange name for the children's play b) that the heroes there are Pihtuniya and greetings "Pihtuniya" c) the princess on the offer to get married says "I'll go better with mushrooms walk"..??? Do you want to call FxN???? to

I’m a drop on women, I’m a drop on a delicious slaughter, but when I’m drunk, I’m especially a drop on the floor.