The father pleased with the question:"Say, if the man lived and lived, and at 55 years took and changed the sex to a female, he immediately retired as a woman will be sent at 55 years or will be forced to work out another 5 years?" It just killed)))) And, the main thing, but the figure knows it!!!))

Rambler wrote:
"General Prosecutor’s Office recognized Russian roads as bad"
HHH: Yes, it can’t be so!

My husband had fun in the morning:

Joy, he says, is measured in smiles.
=) is

What is your length? : / /
Take from the current year (2011) take the year of your birth.
She: took
He is: How much?
It is: 18
Remove 1 from the resulting number
He: How much has it been? and :)
It is: 17
He: Well, this is like this:
It is 17 cm. is normal
You are 18 years old :)
She: How did you get along?? to

The detector of porn scenes in the video.
XXX: But will tennis with Sharapova miss your filter?

Developer: In general, Negroes, Sharapova is not all that. The classifier is often mistaken on the rolls, where the guitarists play their hands on their yellow guitars on a large scale, or the grandmother (again on a large scale) wraps a sweater on the hands, or the hard-working snooker handles the detail with a snooker.

YYY: that is. with your filter, you will be able to find in the long movie porn scenes and watch only them!? to

“Your invention has no price, citizen! ...Say, and in the store you can also lift the wall?” © Ivan Vasilyevich changes the profession

The more complicated the situation, the lower the charging level of the mobile phone.

With such prices for antidepressants, it is easier to deal with depression and start getting pleasure from it.

I am horribly ashamed today! My new boyfriend first invited me to his home.Decided to arrange a romantic evening for me, bought fruit wine and so on)) We sit, we drink wine and he says to me:-"You have a beautiful body, do you play sports?"
I am proud of gymnastics. And I decided to show him a stand on my head, but to see from the wine I relaxed a little and as a result, standing on my head, loudly stumbled. She was frightened and fell abruptly, and falling, she broke a precious plasma with one leg. And with the other foot, he pulled out the front teeth of the guy! As I am now behaving with him, he doesn’t call yet (*
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You can go from gymnastics to ear. Style "Drunk Master"

I remembered the case:
When we (students) were introduced in the hostel, we were obliged to take them before bed and take them in the morning. So here is:
I just woke up, I didn't even have time to wash - I need a couple. I see the people standing near the watch, the pass takes... Well, I stood in the line, and I try to awaken my brain... When my turn came, I leaned into the window of the watch and according to the habit issued:
I have a pack of blue chester and a flashlight.
Fuck me, I am running away. You joke, you beat me.

I probably wasn’t the only one.)

Of course, I knew that students were hungry people.
A couple of philosophers
Imagine you are a tribe. You have enemies. You caught those enemies. What will you do with them?
Group of Choir: There is!! to
Tagged with: O_O

The studios...

I also have a speech defect.
Which?
Foucault is forever.

X: Here the whole world would have slid down a ruble. It would be normal for me.
Y: Really, it is a pity.
Ten years and you’ll have it all.
Y: * will mean ten years

- you ask to rename the base correctly Nakhodku, Korolev, Kurgan and Kovrov - we do not have such cities in the base at all!

You have Find, Queens, Barrow and Carpets!! to

The Troll 13:52
I will reboot.

The Trolls 20:24
Restarted to burn...

Every real man will find something to shut his mouth to a messy lady.

Website of intimate toys.
The anal vibrator.
This class of vibrating toys is different from the rest. Anal vibrators are thinner and have a special protector that will not allow it to slip deep into your passion (often irreversibly).

Irreversibly?? to

Why do people put a silver cup in tea?
Vampires don’t eat out of the cup.

Those who have plotted us the consumer basket will soon plott us the legs.

In the summer I was in the village with my wife and a year-old son. In the house where I lived, a joyous event occurred, unusual for us, the city residents - a cow stumbled.
For a few days, a simple little calf was lying somewhere in the depths of a stand. The cow-mother took care of him and did not allow anyone to come to him. Then, under the watchful eye of his mother, the calf began to approach the fence with insecurity and look at the bright and unusual world. We are on the body. from far away. When the mother saw strangers, she pushed the baby deep into the hole and sealed herself. The Coast.
Then Mom began to get out of the field - to strengthen. After an hour back home. and run.
A week passed and I went out with my son on my arms to show the body.
The naïve body of the newborn baby carried through the grid and smelled everything around.
So, my mom is not there. I thought I. Let us get closer.
And then from the depth of the squad jumped up and a mum cow rushed to us.
I woke up and saw the baby in my arms.
She stopped suddenly, looked around us... and calmly left. It’s like “A, kids, let them play.”
We approached and slapped the body. Well, through the fence, of course, not to annoy Mommy.

by El

Only the lack of explored oil reserves in Antarctica keeps the penguins from revolution.