Washing machine repairers never buy socks.

The best state of Cat Schrödinger is described by Winnie Pooh’s words:

"This is such an interesting subject.
It seems to be there, and it is no longer"

I sit in the office with 7 beautiful young girls, comes Misha - my odmin:

“Nashchutnham, you have a beautiful haremana, and we have a secas with Semenam, a very bad man.

I need to install Ubuntu on the iPhone.

xxx: my wife called, said that she found my page on facebook, looked at the photos and decided that she would not give me =(

by Katya Sambuka? It’s not like putting a pencil in a bowl, it’s like cucumbers in the corridor!

In the news, Medvedev advised to dismiss heads of municipalities after learning about the robberies of 25 billion rubles. Get rid of me, shit!And what, in this country to judge and plant is no longer accepted?

<NitrouZ> Under the windows is a car, painted "I love you"

<NitrouZ> Knowing that Anja is a minor, and it’s her father’s car, she obviously won’t get a blessing.)

xxx: by the way, recently understood the Chinese one - there "gyroscope" is simulated quite simply.
There is a button as on the end switch and the lever on the slider is fixed. When the man turns the phone, the lever falls and the picture on the screen turns. This is an analog sensor. It is strange that the battery is not powered by gas from the lights.

Don’t be angry with me or I’ll die in January!
Why in January?
- and that they, shit, had to pay the excavators, because the earth has frozen!! to
by Dina

On Monday, the spring came... playfully captivated her finger, put her knee between her legs and left with a radiant smile.

Amanda: I like him very much. I think I will kill any woman who will bite our relationship. This is not a joke 😉
Jen: sweet, how you grew up)) praiseful, praiseful
You are my closest person. All the souls-friends I told about murder shouted in one voice "You are what, you are what, we are friends!")))) ahah da-da..))

Please use an MP3 player so you can carry it with you.

in the master class of one drummer, a full hall, paphos, all things.
The man played a couple of his compositions, on the second broke half a stick and threw it into the hall, such as a gift to fans.
The leader announces:
Now ask your questions.
A man from the room, with such a loud voice:
First of all, thank you for throwing me half a stick!
He didn’t have time to ask.)

Rejoice to Corr:
The world's largest pedophile network uncovered 21:51
Yanukovych invited 250 small Japanese to Artek 21:45

The Rambler News:

A bag of cocaine was found at NASA's space center.

The commentary:
How we went to the moon means flying.

I really want to get pregnant, but I can’t. But health is okay. Please do so that another little miracle comes to light!

X: He called me early in the morning. I started screaming in the bell - Good morning, wake up! I have been sitting with my girlfriend for a long time, drinking tea..."
xxx: Well, I woke up in response - "Aaaah, fuck up early in the morning?!and "
“Well, how could I know he was on the speaker – I wanted to show the girl, her mother and her brother, how funny I was.

Will you go for a walk tomorrow?
Yyy: No, I can't :( I'll go to my friend to fix the note
Don’t forget to buy a pack of drivers 😉

Philosophy in the Home:
If the socks are different, it does not mean that they are not a pair.

After viewing the first 10 seconds of Californication 4

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx! to
YYY: that
xxx: long dreamed of hearing from Mulder the phrase "I look like a fucking FBI agent!" *LOL* *LOL* *LOL*