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[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №44484
 15.03.2011

- Give me, plz, a picture of a drug that absorbs quickly! very much need!
Do you think the picture touches?
There are just drugs that are absorbed for a long time.
Do you have per rectum or per anus?
The title is not important. The main thing is to absorb it quickly into the blood.
By the picture? 😉 Shit the guy!! to
- Just when it’s slowly absorbed, I don’t understand if it’s already touching me or I’m still normal (
and clearly. Believe me, you have been specifically touched. And I’ll find the picture for you, wait))) Clearly catch up)))

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №44483
 15.03.2011
X: I don’t know, I was asleep. If my body pretended I wasn’t sleeping, it simply deceived you.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №44482
 15.03.2011
Sudo: The nineteenth-century biologist Sir John Labbock loved experiments. One day, he drank the ants and discovered that the sober ants dragged their drunken comrades back into the antshop. But if drunk ants are from another colony, they are thrown into the water.
by botsman2005:
The nineteenth-century ants also loved experiments. One day, they drank Sir John Labbock and threw him into the water because he was not from their colony.

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №44481
 15.03.2011
I have a cat and a cat. The cat fuck the cat, the cat gives birth, the kittens in a couple of months. The cat always has fresh milk. It feels like he is throwing a cat only for milk, because it is very difficult to cut it off from the tail!

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №44480
 15.03.2011
Mom works in the institute, some time on Saturday the whole group was late to her for a lecture, only two came in time, a boy and a girl, mother came into anger, and let her teeth talk, a girl let us tell how she yesterday went to her grandmother with grandmother, with whom there is also a grandmother.Sit and says, silence, all, my self-esteem broke down, after I learned that my 89-year-old grandmother recently had a boyfriend!!Every night she asks the housekeepers where her pencil is, then turns red and goes for a walk with it!I don’t even have a guy in my 19s!!There, the mother thoughtfully said so that she would not be upset, cry, wait for you to cry, you only have to wait for 70 years.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №44479
 15.03.2011
If a woman is wrong, a man should apologize.
Man 2:... and send the fuck!
Man 3: But about yourself.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №44478
 15.03.2011
I sit, I watch on the channel "Russia 1" broadcast about the Kuril Islands. The Prodigy: Invaders Must Die :D

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №44477
 14.03.2011
It’s like the wizard Wooda: showing some aunt Barbie with a sprinkled needle – a stupid superstitious aunt gets sick and she dies of sadness. Even if she had been smarter, she would have realized that she, a fat cellulite girl, is far from Barbie, and witchcraft should not work. In fact, my aunt is dying from overestimated self-esteem, yes.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №44476
 14.03.2011
Does my ear hurt?
You better ask Olga.
HH: What does it have to do with it?
You yesterday one girl with her girlfriend to the ocean driven 900km after the bar at 2 p.m..
HH: So what then?
WOW: While her girlfriend was sleeping, you fuck Alena on the gasoline, then when Alena fell asleep, her girlfriend on the other gasoline.
What about Oleg?
ууу: friend - here is the light - the sister of Oleg... In addition, you awakened Oleg by a blow in the face by a fire extinguisher, when he came home and boasted that you did.
P: The kids...
WOW: Pope of Light and Oleg also want to talk to you, by the way.
I think I have a lot of gasoline in my car.

[ + 50 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №44475
 14.03.2011
In the business version of Google Earth there is a target with precise coordinates and the button "Fire"

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №44474
 14.03.2011
How did you celebrate the new year?
2: How is it? at work. Our boss is a fool. We work without holidays. I got the change on the first of January, the very morning.
Have you slept in the box all day?
2: Where is it? I felt like everyone celebrated January 1st except the Koreans. As soon as the store opened, the crowd rushed. Do you know that they flogged?
1 is?? to
Toilet paper and toilet cleaning clothes!!! All the day!! The dogs!! to

[ + 41 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №44473
 14.03.2011
Sometimes I envy my son: at the age of 4 he knew and became addicted to sushi, taxi, bowling, private lessons in the pool and even a bath.

And when I was 4 years old, I walked away from the goats in the village with a toy shack and tried to master surfing on a piece of fanery in a lawn in the courtyard - I will not recall the impressions brighter.

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №44472
 14.03.2011
Enter the first 3 digits of your phone (without the operator)
Multiply by 80
Plus one
Multiply by 250
Plus the last four digits of your phone number
Plus the last 4 digits of your phone number again
Less than 250
Divide by 2
Slowly officing

Alexis Sakharov
Emily, did you want to shut up? Anyone familiar with algebra at the level of the 7th colossus does not see anything surprising here... I will explain who has not smoked... take a red socket... put a hat, and a combo... pour all the guash... put a tie there. Wash it, kill everything that is above your knees... O God! The red socks again!! to

[ + 72 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №44471
 14.03.2011
Alexander Pakhomov 14:19
On the e1 pipet two news together one: Japan caused damage of $34 billion and the next Russian officials caused damage to the budget of $30 billion caps our officials as a tsunami plague

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №44470
 14.03.2011
XXX (4:06): suddenly I wanted garlic. Per someone behind the wall "summer" is watching.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №44469
 14.03.2011
xxx: Fool... This is the basis of Kusi((( I bought potatoes with potatoes and mushrooms to hang up in Okea... And they turned out to be 50 to 50 with cherries with cherries... And they look the same... You bite ketchup, and there is mmmmmmmmmm cherry to bleat(((

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №44468
 14.03.2011
Kiss-Kiss: Okay, I only have one comment about the fact that the legs are two meters)))
Oh yeah yeah yeah! 😉 How is it? )
This is in length 😉
It would look better in height! Although in length also not bad - you can save on skies)))))

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №44467
 14.03.2011
I would add
To the one who wrote this:
In the light of the events, should we consider the summit of cynicism show today (12 March) on the TV channel Culture of the film "Stalker"?"

How tired you are, little fools, to God! The film "Stalker" was filmed by Tarkovsky in 1979 based on the work of the Strugacki brothers "Piknik on the sideway", written in 1972.

P.S The land on which aliens made a picnic, and all the strands gathered by the stalkers in the Zone, is the garbage left after this picnic.

P.S to P.S The Chernobyl nuclear accident occurred in 1986, seven years after the release of the film Stalker and, respectively, fourteen years after Strugatsky wrote this remarkable story.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №44466
 14.03.2011
I am a linguist, I am learning Japanese. In my opinion, only the lazy didn’t say to me today: "You know what’s going on in Japan?and "
XXX: No, I don’t know

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №44465
 14.03.2011
Once I met a friend at the station, came a few minutes earlier and just walked around the station building. I had a bottle of water in my hands, I drank water and started looking where to throw the empty bottle. There was no rubbish in the eye.
I see three police officers stand by. I think, well, they’re here all day round, everyone at the station knows, they’ll help me.
I approach them, smile and say:
Can you tell me where the rubbish is? (The word "urna" just came out of my head)
They look me in the eyes without blinking and silent.
I think I may have said it unclearly, I repeat:
I need a garbage, where is the nearest?
Again a terrible silence and incomprehensible gaze.
I put an empty plastic bottle in front of their nose and ask for the third time:
Where is the rubbish? You have to throw the bottle!
A to A! They speak practically in choir and point to the nearest urna.

All the absurdity of the situation came to me only five minutes later.

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