Our branches of authority behave like a whore.

(Recent events in Japan)
X - Everything can be done.
Y – Well, there’s water, you won’t get rid of it...
X – I’ve gotten rid of the military committee, is this water fooling me?

xxx: when your 3-year-old child crashes into a puddle and rubs his forehead says: clitoris demidzis!! You start to think maybe you shouldn't go home in DnD and it's time to get connected with online machillow

Lovely women and places!
No need, NO need to accompany a young man to a dinner with friends with the words "rest there from me", and then call every quarter of an hour, finding out:
1 Where is he?
2 With whom is he?
3 What are they doing there?
No, really, with whom is he?
Are there really no babies?
6 be honest.
and etc.

Arven ES: Virtual communication is when the sea of acquaintances, and to fuck with no one (

The drummer of the washing machine - this is where heaven for a hammer!!! to
No... he doesn’t have the strength to check such a wheel.
What if there are a lot of chopsticks???? to
I look at your mind.)

Dear, well, why the socks at the table (not as usual at the bed) did they not have enough strength to add?
Of course, they are tired - a joke - all day on their feet!

Natalia is a simple beast. and #1514;
This is a gift 
Three days before eighth, she took the children and left for Abkhazia.
I cut off the phone so they didn’t receive congratulations.
On the eighth, putting the boys, she drank chacha with her father and played football (they and her father love football, and her husband is not).
After football, sitting on the note, until 5 in the morning listened to Butusov and Kish, and cut into some monsters.
Grith, let her husband rest, he has a bunch in the team, he is the boss, also congratulate me - nafik, sorry for him...
I have arranged such a great celebration.

Have you heard of an accident in Japan? A second Chernobyl is possible.
Stalker has smelled.
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It just flows from impunity!
My mother told me. Today (13 March, election day) I was sitting in a cafe. At the neighboring table were sitting brave bulldozers and without any embarrassment on the phone gave orders to throw in excess ballots: "Look, there will be no people - people with filled ballots are already sitting in the car near the site. Let them come in ".
And will these Kremlin creatures talk to us about democracy?! to
Mikhail and Stavropol.

The worst nightmare of childhood is when your mother put you in line, and she went to another department. The line is getting closer, closer, closer.

Fans of Babkina tried to expel from Saratov Nadia Kadysheva.

It has begun)

Electricity in the home:
In the fields other than FIO and addresses there are comments fields:
"There is a cat aggressive in connection with spring"

XHH: Senna at work on the boss's question why I was late, I had to come up with what was in the traffic jams. Don’t tell him that he fell asleep on a shovel...

To the one who wrote this:
In the light of the events, should we consider the summit of cynicism show today (12 March) on the TV channel Culture of the film "Stalker"?"

How tired you are, little fools, to God! The film "Stalker" was filmed by Tarkovsky in 1979 based on the work of the Strugacki brothers "Piknik on the sideway", written in 1972.

P.S The land on which aliens made a picnic, and all the strands gathered by the stalkers in the Zone, is the garbage left after this picnic.

xxx:We go to the dining room after physical training, I want to drink a cupcake.We looked at the shelf - there is only tea.We go to the buffet.It chooses Pop, the juice with fruits in the bank,but there is no.Well, Leha and asks the seller a question: do you have a berry at Pop?The work of the buffet was interrupted by a hysterical rust of us, sellers and visitors.

In the Habarovsk region fell radioactive snow.

In the precipitation falling on the territory of the Khabarovsk region and in part in the Primorsky region, radioactive elements were found. Gamma radiation is detected.

The strawberries will be good this year.
yyy: strawberries will gather people this year

Everyone will die – and I’m a grapefruit!
I am Kirill, I haven’t smoked yet.
Zzzz, if I smoke, I’ll be very happy!! to
Everyone is in the shit, smoking crabs ;)
Qqq and I am a marakuya. I don’t even know what to say...
I am from State Control. What shit is happening here?

From the answers:

For interest, I opened the computer cover, but I did not see the screw there.

Geniy_siska: Yes, you are your own siska! I’m a SISKA genius like Sherlock Holmes!! to