My wife bought a webcam and I asked her:
How about the camera?
It is: normal.
I: Do you not use it?
She needs to be beautiful...

One of the well-known contact applications announced a competition "MissSocietyNetwork".
Such a number of suddenly flooded light erotics did not see the most popular sites of prostitutes.

If you type *100# on the home phone, it will show you how much money is in the house.

xxx: how to react when on my "I am fat!" guy instead of "Well you, you have a beautiful figure" answers "No problem, I too!"?

Why did you take it, it is uncultural.
Is it uncultural? He even when we climbed on the construction slid only where the toilet was planned.

I wake up in the morning after a good drink, and I go to school early in the morning, I go to wake a friend, who also drank well yesterday. I try to interpret what he answers through a dream: without the sanction of the prosecutor you have no right.
Studying at the Academy of IMD

Blaine: Fuck... girls are now like domain names
DeVil: What is it?
Everything you like is mostly busy.

Everyone in the keyboard has bread crumbs, and I have a poppy crumbs there :(

Some believe that God created man, some believe the opposite, but one thing is obvious: man has done his work more qualitatively.

The myth or our view from the underworld.

The epigram.

Moscow is the only city in the world where you can get stuck in your ass when you go ahead of a meeting.
(C)Carmadon An.ru

The Chinese government has an interesting approach to population control. Traffic on the roads is not controlled at all. Everyone drives like crazy.
4 lane road - 2 lines in one direction, 2 in the other. On the right lane with a speed of 100 km per hour is a car. Tired of such a rush, he begins to overtake a passenger bus.
Irritated by the fact that he was not missed, a gasoline car with a huge tank crosses a double consistent and surpasses a passenger bus upon encounter. Having decided that there is nothing to lose, going to the left lane, all this fun three is overtaken by the evacuator carrying the broken evacuator!!! to
At the meeting, strikers on agricultural machinery...

The Pilate officer, Mr. The order.
It makes up the estimate: 5% - execution of the real contract, 50% - repayment to me, looks at the portrait of the President, bitterly breathes and writes, 45% - to the president for the fight against corruption.

I smiled at the status of one girl: “You spoiled me.” I wonder, she guesses who she is in this situation?

It would be crazy if you could lose in credit. Well today to lose 15 kg, and then sit on a diet for a couple of months...

XXX: I lie on the couch with my girlfriend. and kissing. Here, suddenly, a cat jumps onto the couch, with a hair rubber in his teeth. He puts the rubber next to him and drops.
Girl, seeing this case: Thank you, Zuhel(cat), we are being protected. ))))

Dear God! Last year You took my favorite singer, Michael Jackson, my favorite actor, Peter Swayze, and my favorite actress, Farrah Fossett. Let me remind you that my favorite politician is Alexander Lukashenko.

Every time someone calls, Sasha takes the phone, there they ask Olga, a colleague, what I hear:
She is not.
Yes, she went
Yes, she just left.
Right dressed, dressed in a hat.

status with a friend-foreigner "with holiday, dear ginseng"

1: Our Max really loves thin trolling!
Just think, he is looking at dating sites for ladies who would want to learn more about Engels’ correspondence with Kautsky.
It is clear that most of the sputum did not read "The Dog's Heart" and I have no idea who Engels is, and even more so some Kautsky there. No one understands that this is really just a stem and such a method of selection.
Max says he has stumbled upon a mountain of different piercings and scraps from communicating with the dumb chickens who really came to him to hear about this correspondence (one of them thought it was the names of the type of famous GEOs and he would tell about their love letters - "ah, it's probably terribly romantic").

Fuck the flies! It is R. Descartes of our time.

In 2012 the police will be renamed the Jandarmery.

DropDead: I have not eaten at the comp and in the kitchen for a month
DropDead: Lose weight by 12 kg