Mom goes to work and goes down the stairs. The father closes the door:
and good luck!
Happiness in personal life?
No, not in the work.

xxx (19:42:28 9/03/2011):
There are 5 apples in the basket. Question: How to divide these apples between five girls so that each girl gets one apple and one remains in the basket.
yyy(19:43:58 9/03/2011):
Killing a girl with a basket?

Answer by mail.ru
How many times a day can I reinstall Windows 7?
And then I set up and read it like a crack, can I reinstall it again today or give the comp time to rest and do everything tomorrow?

Why does God hate me so much???and (
Do you tell me or guess yourself?

Annette: Dress with a band on the pop 3500 on the master card card, the feeling that everyone is struggling on your ass is invaluable =)))))

From the forum:
I love tulips and lilies. My husband gave me roses all the time. I asked him if he knew what my favorite flowers were. He said “tulips and lilies.” I ask, why do you always give roses? The answer is, “These are roses.” I never understood that.

I am not afraid of the Minister of Education, I am afraid of the Minister of Education.

I continue to tell stories about drug addicts. One of my acquaintances, after a tumultuous party, comes home. He thinks he should eat before going to bed. He opens the refrigerator and the man is sitting there!!! A friend went out smoking (a cigarette), comes back, opens the refrigerator, and there until these days the man is sitting!!! It’s huge, hardly going in. Well, he thinks, I’ll open the shell, if he’s there, I’ll fuck him a fist! He opens, there’s a man, he’s him! He went into his room, under the blanket and fell asleep. And only in the morning he understood what the magic was all about. The man was actually sitting there, only he confused the door of the refrigerator with the door of the toilet and fucked his own father.

Alpha: It probably didn’t have to lock Lassa (our physicist) in the office for half an hour and they’ll come back in four hours.
Lightbrinder: has he folded all the corners and scratched all the graphics?
Alpha: No... And what, have you already locked it for four hours?
Alpha: In fact, when I came back, he was sitting, wrapping a mouse cord around his head, so that the mouse itself hanged at the level of the chest, and playing on the electric guitar emulator downloaded from the internet "We also had hippans in the village".

xxx please help me! I can’t sleep for the second week! Tell me, why do some people still find it funny to accidentally skip the letter "t" in the word "you" and the result in any desired phrase?

My mom is cooking soap...I’t be surprised if in a couple of weeks she’d come home in blue-colored clothes and burst on her canvas: “The club’s first rule is never telling anyone about the club!”

Cut all the ingredients into cubes (except for the strawberry).

I am lazy =(
You don’t know what leniency is. A comrade came to me, a very lazy man. He lay on the couch and did nothing. He said I have a very strong aura.

I sit and cry.)
Letter from the supplier (solid Peter’s office), subject of the letter (citing):
"The promoter says it has three holes and lacks the hose"

I go for a couple. Call of a friend:
You can’t go in a couple. A bomb in the universe. See, I did not smoke.

"In the ranks of the Ministry of Internal Affairs a temporary taboo on receiving bribery, for the period of certification of admission to the police" - shit, comrades :)

From the Border Forum, on the topic of the joint transfer:

XXX is Hi!
I am a factory, company girl with a board (possibly with a girlfriend)

Yyy: What about a friend... not all God gave a third dimension.)

NeBo: And my young man gave me on March 8 a pyjama... a male, two sizes larger, with a spiderman.

Is this revenge for the underwear on the 23rd?

Friend: Fuck, how unbearable, unbearable you want grandmother!
I: Well, if it’s just like that, go to the public house.
No, I want to meet!
I: And you go to the public house more often - you will have acquaintances there :D

xxx: I remember years ago, when I spent the whole summer in Elce, there was such a wonderful event.
Summer, night, somewhere around three o’clock. I am going to sleep. There are drunk screams from the window. I rise to see.
The young proletarian, drunk in the drabadan, goes on the road. The amplitude of its oscillations is a meter four, no less. Embrace each column.
XXX: And then this miracle begins trying to sing.
XXX: And it does not sing anything, but "The Heart of Beauties"! Knowledge of text and melody.
Here is she, the great power of art.