How to make a pleasant person.
1st Their ex.
Accidentally, meet her unwashed, unwashed, in dirty and torn clothes. Ask for a cigarette and 20 rubles for a beer.
2nd acquaintance with nine.
Coming out of the audition, to comment: "I am in a hurry to drive on someone else, I am afraid of everything until my hands tremble!"
Three by Mama.
She spoke to her father: "It's a pity that there are no girls like you were in your youth. They are all stupid!"
4 is and Dad.
In a sad voice: "Natasha will not call home again, she said that my father has very little..."
5 is The Taxi.
"No, I do not know the roads. What about the $5,000?"

I'm not going to picnic with him anymore, doctor fucking.
What was his thoughtful phrase last weekend?
XHH: said in the midst of the feast:
XHH: "Shashkilk is just a burn of pork"

Sho for the political pedestrians occupied the BOR? Go go in your heels.

She: Dear, I cooked the borst, will you eat?
I: I will, this is my favorite!
I start to bread the soup, and there what is white, I catch a spoon, and there is a peeling!! to
I: What is this dear?? to
She: There was no meat, I dropped the peelings.
You are a puppy!!! to

The xxx:
There is a little boy doing miracles.

The Prehistory:
In many schools it is cold, where 8, where 14 degrees. In Taikina school, it was allowed to walk in top clothes and hats.

So he called in the mountain:
“I can’t tolerate onions and garlic, and my mom feeds me with them every day so I don’t get sick at school. I am constantly cold! Tell me, how can you assimilate material to five in such conditions, to remain an outstanding?! to
And at the end:
Is my call recorded?

My mother was called to the mountain.
Secondly, the boy’s school lessons were reduced.
Thirdly, in the tai chi school too, and they did not study at all for half a week.
Fourth, the boy’s teacher said:
Goddan, why did you do that? I should have discussed this in the class first.
- You will discuss with my uncle, who works at the FSB in Moscow, and here I have the right to demand compliance with the conditions of training.
Fifth, he is 9 years old.

The xxx:
I told the Thai. She is:
At school, we were told that the boy complained that his fingers were frozen.

The xxx:
Taika "this is a fanatic", tomorrow, probably, the whole school will know this story.
Gorono is gathering signatures to make him mayor.

Child Poetry
Mom is Zebra, Dad is Loss.
How did they succeed? and c)

How long to fly to America?

Without thinking, he replies:

for twenty minutes.

And the browner said that they and their mother had been flying for ten hours!

And I tell you that I’m flying 20 minutes to America! Well, maybe 21 minutes, don’t argue!

I know how much to fly to America.

I was interested. I looked at my daddy’s skin and it was true. RWSN (Raket Forces of Strategic Designation)

Z is. Father right, 20 minutes flight to America.

In the evening, about half seven. I find it hard to catch myself angry and hungry in a crowded bus. We go. I stand almost on one leg, holding my face to someone’s back and barely falling on my grandfather sitting behind. And here on the edge of my eyes I see a wonderful spectacle: a light-haired virgin in a pink coat and a pink hairy hat, with long eyelids and glossy lips, clutching on the back of someone else's seat and pressing a glamorous lacquered bag-baul with a hand bended in the elbow, holds a healthy piece of half-copper sausage in his fingers and hungry bites from it. My patterns have not yet grown...

I went out to smoke on the balcony. It turns out in the neighboring house opened striptease courses... Started smoking more often (

Natalya: What did you do last night?
Alex M: Watching the movie at home
Natalya is Puna?
Alex M: So why just porn? Can’t I see any other movies?! to

I eat marmelade. Marmelade in the form of strawberries - strawberries, in the form of pears - pears, in the form of oranges - orange... Everything seems logical. But what is the taste of marmelade in the form of a boat?! to

No fuck your mother.
This is the affair,

I found my passport!! In the city of St. Petersburg! Cousin Alexey Valeryevich!!! 21.10.92!!Please publish it!!A man without docks in a strange city!!! to

Very happy for you!
Who was found? Where to write a man, to the village grandfather?

The hardest thing is to see a man as he is when he has come out of nothing.

There is an old woman.

The story of the gait, pumping them the lowered wheel, was swinging.

A similar story was told by one of my clients. We call him Sasha.
He himself is horseless, but his wife and daughter also have cars. They live in a multi-way house, which is across the road from a large market.
Therefore, many dropped cars in this yard. Not traveling during the day.
There is a school, a district. In general, three or four years ago, bricks were hanged on the entrances of this court with permission to enter only the employees of the district department and the inhabitants of this house.

Once Sasha and his wife return home, enter the courtyard, park and then the wife remembers that you need to pick up the shoes from the repair, which is near the entrance to the market. Sasha stays in the car, grinding up some of her papers, and his wife moves toward the market. This is observed by one of the haishnikovs who are pasturing on bricks. He approaches the car and silently begins to twist the numbers. Sasha drops the glass and says:
Now you will be turning back.
You keep me here.
Why did you go over to you?
Your own car?
and no.
So go and shut up.
He turns off both numbers and moves into his car. In five minutes, the woman returns with her repaired shoes.
Do we go home?
Your numbers have been turned.
Who is?
There is that fool.
Did you tell him we live here?
He didn’t ask me anything, but when I tried to talk to him, he cried out.
Well let’s go.
Go to Gaia. The one with a smell:
Do we make a protocol?
About what?
How about what? Are you looking at the signs?
Yes I look.
You entered under a ban mark.
Make a protocol. Just look at my passport.
Why do I need your passport? Submit rights and techallons.
Just look at the passport.
Take it, write it.
And what?
You look carefully.
The second time she leaves.
And what?
Pay attention to the license.
He looks, a smile slips from his face.
Why didn’t your companion say anything?
First, it is my husband. Second, did you ask him something?
Take your numbers.
Not okay and don’t take it. First of all, apologize. Secondly, be
Please turn the numbers back. Or I’m going right from here.
complaint to the district department and then to the prosecutor.
He squeezed, shrugged, whispered "sorry" and went to twist the numbers back with an expression on the face, like the homeless housewife, who was shown to smell and even bite a stick of salmon, and then took it and took it away.

150 years ago the law of bondage was abolished in Russia. But progress does not stand still, and now in Russia there is no right at all.

FataL: The boys, in general, roast with different figures, you just have to guess :) Sometimes my roast from the word "Bobber", repeated it to him 50 times.
Catalyst is fucking! I’ve also been struck by Bobby.
The Fate: The Fate.
Catalyst is Daddy!
Fate is son!

In a bar, in the area of Moldova, a man who had just gotten sick with a Spanish, whose fashionable Canadian was hidden by a white Panama, armed with a Finnish and Bulgarian, played an American, dancing Polish in a colorful Hungarian and Czech (or Vietnamese) on a bare foot!

The subject of the message:
Linux has a USB device to enter text in the mind!

Text of message:
Hurra comrades! Finally you can throw out the keyboard chest chest chest chest chest chest chest chest chest chest chest chest chest chest chest chest chest chest chest chest chest chest chest chest chest chest chest chest chest chest chest

In the Orthodox devout youth club gave a rose on March 8. The Red. The Artificial. As gifts are given to the dead. This rose is dead, but inside it is red. At home, I look carefully, pull for a leaflet, to try to do more, the red strings fall out of the core.

ColpAck'Jr (15:34:11 4/03/2011)
The man was late with the subway.

ColpAck (15:34:30 4/03/2011)
When he descended

ColpAck'Jr (15:34:41 4/03/2011)
yesterday

ColpAck'Jr (15:34:51 4/03/2011)
I went through two stations.

ColpAck'Jr (15:35:01 4/03/2011)
Not enough more.

ColpAck (15:35:15 4/03/2011)
The oxygen in the balloon behind the back is out?))))))))))