I was transferred to the Dispute Resolution Department. I read the precedents. This is shit, comrades!
1st Last year, a client suffered an accident on the night of March 2. The mentions wrote him the time of the accident 24:00. The fault of the client, Osago had, but ended on March 2. He extended it in advance, as if there were no problems? How not so. In the first form the deadline is indicated until 23:59:59 on March 2, in the second - from 00:00:00 on March 3. We refused it because the accident occurred outside the insurance period! He filed a lawsuit against the insurance company, but lost.
2nd The customer, drunk, was driving as a passenger in his car. The driver was his friend - sober, insured. refused to. According to the rules, the insurance does not apply if the driver was drunk, and this item is so cleverly written that it is unclear who is meant - the driver or the customer. It proved the second.

I am in Aachen. I sit straight and see the rays of diarrhea flowing through the window.

What kind of room is this in a sauna with a bed?
Some people do not just go to the sauna.
Why is the light not on?
This is not a place for photosynthesis.! to

In the bar
Be kind, a solution of pentahydrocarbon hydroxide in some strong polar solvent, preferably hydrogen oxide.
The Barman:
How many prayers?

Kudryalex: Okay, you can learn everything you want. You have 2 questions.
Britni: Only two? and :(
KUDRYALEX: Yes, there were two already 1.
Britney: In the sense?
kudryalex: 2-1 = 1 You have wasted your questions.

What are they saying in the police?
They say that the offence was committed in February - contact the police.

Well, and the salary for February to the police not to issue: no police - no money.

If we suddenly encounter copnics, I tank, and you cure.
I’d better get rid of it later...

The Straga:
50 First Kisses: I also want you to kiss me every morning as you did the first time
I would not have lasted for a month...
Well, imagine I’ll show you a video every morning and scream that I’m your husband, well, it’s still half trouble, you imagine how I would explain to you every morning that we’ve made a mortgage for you.
wife 0 0

Casey from the Army
3 o’clock at night. The company sits in a cellar and re-writes the personal property of the barracks. Periodically calls the daytime, so that he raises the soldiers in order and brings them to the chamber. company for the survey.
4 o'clock in the morning, the voice starts. Daylight, pencil for me
A pencil on the way out!!! to

Family evening, romance, we roll on the bed with a sweet, we embrace...
The sweet man, holding his nose in my neck, affectionately says:
You will smell like... a five penny coin... the eighty-third year of issue... which you have just kept in your mouth...
O_O

HHH
We once arranged a condom check: in the bathroom with water, the visit and the context.The visit swelled with the scroll and broke))) and the context grew in the size of the bath!!! to

HHH
We’re a bit of a spectator, he’s never broken.

You have a photographer, right?
YYY: What is the problem?
xxx: you need to paint the inscription beautifully as a thread "PYST PYST OLLO WE REVELED UFO" in the format 320x240 approximately)
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! )))))))

The fucking disappeared. I call it not. In the courtyard, too, there was no escape – hardly a high fence. I hear strange sounds in my husband’s office. I lie down on the carpet and quickly clicks on the teeth of the polyethylene with puppies from the new shredder...and the eyes are so absent—like on the tear...and the door is opened so as not to interfere.

I often drive to work by car and see people freezing (or just bored) at the stops waiting for public transportation. I am clearly in the same direction with them, and it is not difficult for me to throw anyone to the subway. I don’t need their money, "Thank you" is enough. The problem is that it’s pretty stupid to brake at every stop and offer a stop. But there’s a simple solution: I hanged a green light on the front glass, which means ‘free’. If you see a car with such a light without a taxi driver's "tasses", don't be afraid to vote. I’ll go, I won’t ask for money. I am happy to help someone.
Support the idea.
Together we will make the world better.
Sorry that’s not funny.

X for a long time?
A is 5 minutes.
X in 5 minutes. The mountains can be turned!
Oh yeah, let it go, let it go!
Do you see that mountain?
U is no.
X is right, because I have already turned it!
There are no mountains at all!! to
Who should I say thank you to???? to

Ellana: We were sung in English in the audience. Lapinov broke the castle - did not break. Nestorov broke the castle – he did not break it. I took, got the screwdriver, got the passages, drank the lock, opened the door. The most ferocious is the reaction of the teaching. He said, “I wasn’t here, I’m down" and I washed up.

We went on holiday to the nudist beach early in the morning to get people smaller. Indeed, a little, a man of 10 men. An hour passes and then the husband says: why are they not even looking at me, I am not cute? Married for 10 years. Something about my husband I don't know

Wiki about the Soviet cartoon "In the blue sea, in the white foam":

Absurdly, the daughter of the sea tsar from the 1984 cartoon quite accurately illustrates the modern Russian estrade: the daughter of a wealthy father performs (probably a bit vulgar) pop song; in the clip, attention is attracted by her big eyes and lips, as well as numerous symbols of power and wealth ("smaragd and rubies", a cortex with flashes); she often poses by the sea, although quite dressed; her musicians are little enthusiastic about music, constantly eating someone unconsciously.

I went to the post today. I go on a road filled with snow. In front of me is a mom, wearing something on the phone, and behind her is a son of four or five years. The path narrows, the little lags behind and it turns out that I walk between him and his mom. I go, so, and then suddenly under my ass comes a huge piece of so dirty snow cabbage. To say that I was sick – to say nothing. I turn to the child, he makes a frightened but very proud face, runs around me, catches up with the mother, who has already finished her phone conversation. And here I hear a loud dialogue:
and Mom! Mom to Mom! I threw my aunt in the dirty snow, she prevented me from passing!
How clever you are, my son, he is moaning, gliding on his head.
I swallowed even more. Either I’m stupid, or skiers don’t go, or I really don’t understand something in this life. I, as a fighter for justice, gently hinted that I was unpleasant, that I now have all my ass, and not only him, wet. I have never heard so much new about myself. I am afraid to think that she will grow up from her child. Russia is scary.

I read news:
A resident of the Omsk region robbed the same store for five consecutive nights.
The comment below:
He had a day of sorcery.

vika: and also in the tram was driving today a guy all such cool) and read the book "nationalization of the ruble. Russia" and he had one dollar :)