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HAPKOMAH: This is a rare and important visit

Call the support service;
Enter the IP address:
Client: - and the numbers with which letters to type? English or Russian?
engineer after hanging: - Arabic...
Depends on the customer :)

I saw the day as a gazelle with the MTS logo pulled a gazelle with the Megaphone logo on a trailer.Epic..

Three months ago, a friend called me and said he was at the Gomel station.
WOW: Well and good.
XX: Of course, only he lives in Peter, drinking began at the beginning of the Enlightenment and in Gomel he has no one.
WOW: The WOW.
xxx: The gesture just happened - the owner of the apartment I rented called, said that he was in Turkey, does not remember how he got off the plane, stands on some market, burial place, around Turks loud, in his pocket passport and phone.)))

[22:22:57] <vedma> and give me on March 8 a set: "young screwdriver"!
[22:23:54] <Terentius_Palych> young screwdriver, ent son of 12 years...

Comments on Football Article
xxx: Football player now reads your comments, poetry be correct in
We will show ourselves from the best side, though
I would fuck her too.)

Open it up! The militia!
Go to Nashville! I will call the police...

The role of the United States in World War II:
They rescued Ryan.
They lost part of the fleet at Pearl Harbor. They angered the Japanese for this, and dropped the atomic bombs on two peaceful cities, Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
You can be proud, haha.

If large sausages are sausages, then once such a drunkard went, cooked sausages are sausages, hule :-)

Are you an oceanologist? Are you studying fish?
Of course the fish! Oceanologists study fish, meteorologists birds, and soil scientists earthworms.

How to bring a guy to hysteria?
- Write to him:"what about sex without obligations" and then add"oh, out, not to you";;

I go to the subway, the peak hour, the car is full under the curtain, pressure. The train stops between the stations in the tunnel and stops for a while. Ten minutes pass, the car becomes very numb and passengers start a slight panic. The mechanic makes an announcement, where keep calm passengers, 'the train is now departing'
cry out of the crowd - 'To that light!!and'

On March 1, from a forest near the town of N, a rough man appears, banded with machine guns, and says to the old lady passing by:
Show me, grandmother, who is here a policeman!

People who are late to the movie. They ruin all the screens with their heads! and (

On March 1, the militia was finally renamed to police.
Ganglery: I just saw it on the street: the ugly, disgusting mint began to rage and burn fire, and then his skin began to crack, and out of it, like a butterfly from a cocoon, came a tall sports policeman in dark glasses. Immediately in front of my eyes caught a drug dealer, gave up two bribery and saved a cat from under the wheels of the bus.

The best guide to action is my guide, who got puzzles for my puzzles from his leadership.

From Habr:
Any joke about Schrödinger's cat can be funny and ridiculous at the same time!

Fuck people help my friend iPhone 3G cat from the table dropped now the screen white! What to do?? to
Please in the face!! to

The xxx:
The cat is out 😉

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< SASA > do you know how to play a counter strike?
< djbln > I’m a dude!
< SASA > about how

A: I have a strong suspicion that the talismans for the Olympics were drawn by the same person who is drawing gifts for VKontakte.