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[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №43964
 03.03.2011
I dreamed that a man in a strict costume with a diplomat on the backdrop of flying stars approached Lenin and said, “Wake up, Comrade Lenin, great deeds await you.”

[ + 52 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43963
 03.03.2011
Army in the Imperial Guard.
Special Forces - Adeptus Astartes
Ministry of Internal Affairs - Adeptus Arbitres

My friend is pushing the thought that in the next presidential election, you need to cross all the candidates and write "For the Emperor."

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №43962
 03.03.2011
Press Release for March 2:
<masterstop> But this is the phrase that the "government instantly responded to the losses in c/h due to the heat and already listed funds to the victims" is it normal?
You live in a country where there are 2 presidents, 3 Olympic talismans, and police without shape or mark. Yes, it is normal

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №43961
 03.03.2011
Cats eat something delicious or something useful.
YYY: What is the tree rain?

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №43960
 03.03.2011
On the roads of Krasnodar takes place the evening of meetings of lovers of summer rubber

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №43959
 03.03.2011
Buka Suka Dimka - Colonel of the army of Nigeria, organizer of the coup d'état on February 13, 1976. (from the Wikipedia)

[ + 61 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43958
 03.03.2011
xxx to ah! I go out and look at the village.
YYYY: There’s a lot of food out there!by 11

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №43957
 03.03.2011
Dialogue with a friend:
Where are you now?
I’m in the universe, but I feel like I’m going home soon.
What is so?
The spirit is over.

And the girl is just studying in the postgraduate pharmacy...

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №43956
 03.03.2011
Hi guys guys.
I bought dollars again.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №43955
 03.03.2011
First course, practice in discrete mathematics.
In the elevator on the first floor of the village 9 people...
The student will not take off.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №43954
 03.03.2011
Arthem: slowly removes the shirt, then the shirt, the triko, the valence... erotically throws the hat into the side.
I am all burning.)
Katya: Mountains in Hell, Animal HD

[ + 71 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43953
 03.03.2011
Online games are not shit. Online games are when a person is unable to do in real life.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №43952
 03.03.2011
Bata told) They were driving with the men on a watch on the ural (with a kung which); drive long ~ 6 hours. They go, they go, of course. And the man turned one of the cucumbers with milk, and asked questions like, “Have you gone?” he answered proudly, “I have a iron stomach!” The hour passes. the man has a sweat on his forehead, but nothing, he is silent, fastened.. It goes a while, the man can no longer withstand: "TROMOSY!!!". The Ural is a high car, and before you get out, you need to lower the forest. But the man was clearly not before these troubles, he opens the door, jumping, and from a sharp landing, he is brutally looking straight into his pants))) And on the street the fierce frost -35.. And, since there was no water, the poor man had to wash in such a cold with vodka)))))) Then, when they went, he was put in the very end and opened the window to him, so that he did not smell, and from which he was all the way scared) This is how he heard "Iron Man"))

[ + 70 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43951
 03.03.2011
From the forum: My MCH asked to show him my pussy! I brought him my cat. He was very upset for something! What are the reasons?

O_O

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №43950
 03.03.2011
1 – Do not forget! on flashes to create a file "Return_me.txt" in which we write the address and (optional) the amount of reward.

2 - in connection with the loss of notes we leave the same file on c:\ (for Linux / home)

3 - for MacBooks I think it's useless, they won't return anyway...

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №43949
 03.03.2011
Yesterday I was in Moscow.On the way back I was lucky - in a coupe with me was a beautiful girl. It was an unforgettable night! She was screaming! Almost the whole night!! to
The problem is that she was with her parents and she was 9 months away from the family... ))))

C is mine. Gissen

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №43948
 03.03.2011
Yesterday, I’m running from work... I’m in a hurry
In an hour for a date.
I run home, I look in the eyes of the dog I understand "walk wants".
I take it on my hands (taxa) and out of the apartment, at the first stage I understand that I do not find anywhere anymore, I shut up, and I go all the way, collecting all the stairs and perils. I got it means "finish"... painful to chew... and funny shit... to tears... I take the dog and remember, dirty, with broken socks and bad with tears, whether from smssh or from pain I will go home...
I know I won’t go anywhere any more... both me and the dog))
..and so pleased dad, so to say, supported what...he saw the picture...and says "no.... well, no. It will all go, only not to walk with the dog"....
Ohana

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №43947
 03.03.2011
XXX Go to the cinema!
YYY: I do not want.
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No hunting
xxx: back row, thumbs + chopsticks
YYY: I persuaded

[ + 59 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43946
 03.03.2011
The event took place at the disco. In the room, it is naturally dark, but not so much as not to see anything.
Two girls sat at the table and ordered sushi. The waitress first brought them wrapped white towels and sauce. Then he carries a canvas with the soil itself and sees the picture...
These two beautiful women swallowed into their mouth sauce-wrapped towels and chewed them hard.
Girls: Something sushi you have some tough.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №43945
 03.03.2011
From the news about the robbery of a bank for 200 million rubles: "The crime favoured literally everything. The bank window grid was signed from the inside. Alarm is turned off. The guards were near the door and did not suspect the crime committed at the other end of the building until the associated cashers were able to free themselves and call for help. The VAZ-2107 robbers managed to park in the only corner that does not fall into the video surveillance zone. The robbery was not even hindered by the fact that the building of the VVD of Vladikavkaz is 100 meters from the bank." (c) tape

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