at work inspection, labor inspection... wrote a prescription- "remove from work gen. Director and head of TV in connection with the unpassed instruction on TV" :))
The director returned home, happy.

Girls, they don’t care about your inner world. Learn to cook and cook.

Hi, what are you doing?
I am collecting the telescope.
Q: Is it for you?! to
Are you not a romantic?
Q: What are you fucking?! to
Okay, let’s go another way.
WOW: I’m gathering this shit to keep an eye on the fight that hit us in 2012
OhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhWill you see?

I will sell the original Pyma crosses immediately!
Yyy: Are the Abibas original?:D

Dad and daughter are watching the news. It is about the space station "Leonardo". and Dad:
It is named after the ninja turtle.
The six-year-old daughter is surprised.
You are Dad. It is either in honor of Leonardo da Vinci or in honor of Leonardo DiCaprio.

As you all listen, you don’t do anything at work.
Fuck, where are you working? What, fucking, are these companies whose employees do not do any heroes? Because you get money?

No free vacancies?

The poor pay twice, and the ugly does not pay at all.

Meaning of life
When I was eight years old, something shot me in the head and I approached my father with a simple question, “Daddy, what is the meaning of life?”
The Father:
What do you think is the meaning of your life?
Good to learn, to listen to parents... but...
This is all right, but we did not give you birth for the same reason.
He only studied well, listened to us, grew up, became old and died. If so,
There was no need to be born.
The meaning of a man’s life is to do something that did not exist before he was born. Do you understand?
How did it not exist? Before I was born, I was not on earth.
There was only me, and everything else was.
This is what you have to create with your hands and your head throughout your life.
Something, though small, but something that was not before you and then yours.
Life makes sense, you know?

I went into thought, but I didn’t understand it until the end.
My father was silent with me for a while, and suddenly he stumbled upon me and began to give short orders. I realized that my dad had planned some horrible adventure, running around the apartment pulling what he was asking: here is my designer and pieces of foam, a pump hose, a knife, scissors, wooden scissors and even my mom’s nail lacquer.

Two hours later, my dad and I built a strange half-meter carat with propellers and even wrote my name on it.
Half an hour later we were already rushing somewhere on the big, I proudly sat on my shoulder, carefully pressing our "carat".
The cold autumn lake.
The rain rained, the wind swept the yellow leaves through the water.
“Daddy, why did we come here with this thing and why do we need it at all?
“Son, look around: autumn, cold wind, rain, everything here.
It looks exactly like it was hundreds of millions of years before you were born.
But here you were born and with my help, you created something that you didn’t.
It existed nowhere: not only on earth, but in the whole universe. Turn to
Attention: The wind blows and chases the leaves to us through the water. It was so in everything.
time and here you drop this stuff on the water... drop it, drop it, don’t
Be afraid...
I carefully put our caracati in the lake, she suddenly turned out by herself, wrapped with a propeller and boycotted away from us.
The wind!! to
The Father:
You see, this thing is the only thing in the universe that blows on.
The wind, and it floats against it.
I stood open my mouth for a long time and looked into the "not obeying" laws of nature, floating catamaran with my name and it seems - a lot then understood...

Thirty five years have passed since then. Epochs were dying, life was unrealistically changed, there were: the Internet, "gadgets", "widgets" and "devices", but suddenly, my seven-year-old son overwhelmed me with the question: "Dad, what is the meaning of life? »

Apparently waiting for the early spring, when the ice is melting on the lake, we will collect pieces of foam, plates, boulders, tools, mother's nail lacquer, sit with my son on the floor in the middle of the room... and no "devices" will help here.

It’s not easy to be a good father, but you have to...

The best sex with someone with whom is good and without sex.

vordzer(16:09:54)
Necrophilia is not prohibited by law.
Thoughts (16:09:59)
Yes to?! to
Thoughts (16:10)
Aahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! to
Service Message (16:10:28)
Not on the network.

Trying to watch "the king speaks" in the single-heads translation of the famous disgusting uncle, she got a double pleasure, in the sense that not only the king, but also his wife, his brother, ministers, consuls and the whole row of his majesty.

The students at the courses today gave:
Treat a girl carefully, like a tree tree.
Cut and take home?

Do you remember?

We forgot to warn Libya.
About what?
How? how? They will be bombed! Let them evacuate the population.
Let it be. and where?
to Bolivia. They will not be bombed.
by ALLE? Is it Libya? It is glory and glory. Go all to Bolivia!

They knew.

Kumo_kinder: On news portal: "In Libya landed the desant of the United States, Britain and France, - media"

The commentary:
God, how good that there is no oil in Ukraine.

Listen, maybe you’re fucking me?! to
Sorry, but not for you! ?
No to me!!! to

American geologists have discovered the Islamic State over its oil fields. Or about Libya.

1: I recently learned that the girl I once slept with was in the final of the "Miss Russia" competition. Now I think - if she wins, can supplement the resume with a point of experience "sleeping with Miss Russia"?
2: Oh, and show the boss - maybe an increase will be given?and :)
1: rather a prize, with the wording - "for outstanding achievements" and a boss visa "MUZIK!".

Hi the new one?
Mdk: I bought a camel. You have to ask someone what to feed him - it's a pity if he dies.
Tag: you are in
Mdk: The camel, at all. Named - Jeanne - remembered the wachter from our dormitory.
Q: Do you need it?
Mdk: We have a new object in the desert. You won’t even get there in full. Expensive truth - 11 thousand dirhams, for two years, 750 dirhams a month with interest.
zag: so if the camel she then gets to recruit...))) has it already been on them?
Mdk: No, tomorrow the seats will be brought to the company and will show you how to climb them.
Mdk: I need to figure out how to take a notebook with me. The journey is 4 hours in one direction, and the battery is enough for one and a half. Mustafa, the chief energy engineer, proposed that instead of a dynamomachine, take an eccentric from the vibrator with him – the camel would roll – and the spindle would rotate, he was with a machete. There will be electricity. Just along with the stabilizer weighs 40 kilograms, plus my weight, water for the camel - 10 gallons - it's almost 45 kg - I'm afraid as if the camel didn't crash out of the hustle!
Zag: I don’t know if you’re chasing or not))
Mdk: I swear of course!

Scientists believe that couples where women are more beautiful than men have no future.

Commentary :
"In this country, the future only belongs to the shareholders of Gazprom"

xxx: variable current is nowhere "flowing".
He "will be hesitant"
YYYYYYYYYYYY The defeat of variable leprosy simply indicates that a person has been stunned by electricity?