The founder put me (gender) in the loading of his nephew as a commercial director. The guy at the first meeting declared himself the head of the company, explained to employees that he was smarter, cooler and generally better than all present. The next day, my talented designers made him visitorships with the position of "commercial director", which he has been giving out at important meetings for a month.
Odd:I read the composition of the anti-narcotic complex: water, lemon juice,..., and attention to SOBRAT potassium blush!sister magnesium heh.
Seven deadly sins: communicability, activity, the desire to work in a team, determination, rapid learning, performance, stress resistance.
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xxx: I respect people who will immediately remember what’s in common between a gasoline and melted cheese.
Shake up any oligarch and you will see the tattoo "Glory to the CPSU!"
Nick Blue
and Vancouver. The Olympics are approaching. My mother talks to her 7-year-old daughter. The daughter grew up in Canada and speaks Russian and English freely, which cannot be said about her mother. The conversation is in Russian.
Mom: “Daughter, what is the name of the thing in which they carry the Olympic flame?”
Docha: “It’s called a torch”
It is a strange name :)
“How is it called in Russian?”
The “Fake”
“That’s a strange name...”
The difference between Skolkovo and Silicon Valley is that the Silicon Valley was founded by bees, and Skolkovo is tried to organize the trout.
Commentary on the clip:
This is so dirty, when my mom came in the room I quickly switched to porn.
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Oh, and now it’s 2011! Where are the promised flying cars from "Back to the Future"?! to
yyy: you complain to me by printing text on the phone from which you read and buy books.
Play in 3D shooter! until I interrupted you with a call that would be a video call if I wore a T-shirt
I want a flying car!
YYY: you would break her, chatting and playing Angry Birds
If between me and my acne girlfriend a guy chooses a girlfriend, I will understand him.
Acne is removed easier than a bad character.
On the Day of the Defender of the Fatherland)))
Thank you very much :) and you :D :D
Thank you very much (
Do not close the file.
I have already closed.
How is it???! to
The Chief: The Crusade...
xxx: I read the instructions for using a hair balm with herbs:
How to apply: Apply on wet hair. Close the eyes. Feel it. and Smile. And be careful - sun rabbits sometimes cause a tick.
Good grass, though
I received a gift for the 23rd of February. The shaving foam, to which the Scottish shaving machine is glued, is all wrapped with cowards, compressed, and on both sides of the socket is worn. I love you dear.
Andrei said today:
We have love with the Lord, and you, Lecha, have a homosex!
No feathers or feathers.
to Tula
c) by Elm
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Hank Scorpio: So is it
Hank Scorpio: I thought about the perfect killing of the Japanese prime minister. At one of his public performances, we pull him from the roof with a headshot arrow. A flag with the inscription FYOM YUSSIA WITH LOVE will be added to the arrow. On the roof we leave a shank, valleys, a polluted sovkova taburetka. On the table will be a Soviet newspaper from the 70s and 80s, on which will be a bottle of the capital and a bite of cucumbers.
Hank Scorpio: It's so crazy about everything that it would be uncomfortable to think of Russians
The inscription on the fence: Ksuša, dear, you are the best!
I have tried, I confirm
Below: +1, especially cancer
I ate like a dog.
If you ate like a dog today, I am like a cat.
In the sense?
It was 😉
We play with a girl in battle on big fingers. I stop for a moment, and shake my finger and say, “You don’t know all the power of the dark side!” I say – you must answer: “Father, but you still have goodness in you.” I am thinking about the insidious plan of introducing the second hand into the game for the fullness of the image. We repeat: “You don’t know all the power of the dark side!” – “Father, but you still have goodness in you!” – “I take the second finger and say with a whispering voice,” “Wayder, kill him!” – “Finger trembled a little and... Blind.” It crashed "Skywalker" with static discharge. O_O