Anj: Behind my window the gastarbayters are cleaning the snow. At the same time, they are actively carved with thorns and blades on asphalt. It sounds one-on-one like a second warcraft, when the peasants extract gold in the mine.

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Dear American Bourgeois!
Let me send you in the ass for free!
A Russian student for his scholarship does not eat shrimp in ananas sauce, and what he eats, you did not see in nightmares.
In anger, a Russian student.

The Funny Things of the Internet
Do you remember watching photos from Silliger in the summer?
xxx: there was a bunch of stones about politics, and I wrote just that a girl from the sixth photo I would blow
I just learned two weeks ago that she lives in our town.
We are getting married in the summer and we will have a baby in November.

Trailer for Transformers 3:
Something his girlfriend suddenly stopped being beautiful. It’s been over."

I lied as a child that there is not only that video that is 18+, but also 36+, assuring everyone that there is just something unimaginably horrible.

(from the note of admin)
...in the toilet noticed a tampon envelope...it needs to be vigilant...

... and the birds will fall from the sky, and the rivers will be filled with blood, and the fasting plank will change, and the charge of the electron will become 13/3 and the lines of algorithms will be performed in various ways.

Lorry
I gave up my rights!

Absinthe
by Carmageddon Foreva.

What will the person who will be told "Don’t press this button", "Don’t run this file", "Don’t lick it in the frost" will do?
People do the opposite.)
This is unexplained, but we have all tested it on our own experience.
In this light, the Ten Commandments are quite interesting.
"Do not kill", "Do not steal" and so on.
Practically a guide to action in the modern world...
This is how it goes - "steal, kill, fucking goose"...

You took...

xxx: No, of course, he was wonderful, smart and beautiful. The only problem is I am wet in front of him, in one towel, and he enthusiastically tells me about compiling the core.

A listening dialogue. Chief (H) and admin (A)
N – What else is this?
A – the complaint
What else is the complaint?
It is ordinary))
She is on my mother’s side (!!!)
Because you’ve taken me a lot.)

24 February :

Do you think your wife gave you a gift?
YYYYYYYYYYY
XXX is a useful gift
The main place does not occupy.

My wife is a yoga instructor. I recently watched a pair performance with her participation.Finally I saw live what the expression means "in my mouth feet"...

Kurgan (somewhere near Chelyabinsk):
Clean up the orange!
What does "" mean? I’ll have to clean the straw for you!! The Nails!! to

That is jealousy!

14:51 She is my fish. and :-*
14:56 She: Why are you not answering me? and :-/
14:57 * He grumbled sadly "fish don't talk"

After Wednesday 23 February, from the morning there is a steady feeling that today is Monday. But there is one thought that if today and Monday, then you have to rejoice at least that the dream has come true and it will be the first Monday followed by Friday! It would always be so.)

She: Jay, I was upset...
Do you always have this before the months?

SMS on the phone.
I can't go here today, my wife has given birth.

All those who carry Achineas always want to convey it to the people.

Stupid Mushra
In the school, when we served only a month, not more, of course, we
There was a foolish, meaningless moustache in everything.
Once upon a time, a genius man personally brought us for lunch. We stand in front of the entrance to the dining room in the column of five.
be equal! and calm! Right to the column one by one to the dining room!
(According to the command of running, everyone has to bend their fingers in their elbows...It looks stupid)
The Roth:
to postpone! We bend our hands at the same time.
Then the captain looked at me. My gaze expressed a whole range of feelings, mostly contempt, to this unnecessary, dumb mouth (I know how to express such views...)
You see, you don’t understand why you need all this?
I am :
That is true, Comrade Captain. We are not fighting for tanks, we are fighting.
They just came for lunch, so why invent new ways to get in?
Can it be simple, human? Why to jump across the gap
Where she is not?
The captain smiled and said:
And really, why am I tormenting you? The company is equal! and calm! Right to
One by one in the dining room!
When we got in, the team came in.
Root, go out on the street!
have built.
The Roth:
So when you ran to the dining room, I stopped the time. and now
Try to run into the door again, but without any dumb moisture.
Rules are just “human.”
I promise you that if you can improve your time, you will always go to the dining room as you like, I will not say a word.
The whole company’s eyes glittered with a huliganic glow.
I was appointed to command and measure time:
Well guys, we have taken it!! to
At the entrance, there was a bump of those who first missed each other, and then did not talk to each other, forming a wild blockade.
As we did not try (and we tried our best), "humanly" it was exactly twice as long... but behind us were three other hungry companies.

P.S
One day I was filming a game episode about the bandits.
Eleven people gathered and waited for their departure. All tall, beautiful, in camouflage and masks. Every machine (not a combat machine, but a metal machine, like the real one, just not a “crawl”) I saw them all for the first time.
They stood, smoked for half an hour, and I said to them:
Do you want to show me the magic?
I want to show you.
You and you served in the army, and the other eight did not serve.

They were very surprised, because I didn't even see their faces, but I guessed about the army, although they didn't do anything like that, just stood and smoked.

And it’s all very simple: only three out of eleven, never directed the trunk of their toy machine anywhere but the earth and heaven.

Everyone (who has not learned anything new from this story) with the holiday...