Valentina Gerasimova added 520 photos to the album "you will have to watch it all!"
I (discovering the uncharted depths of my subconscious mind) Why do I like men who cook well?
He (heats me up) because you love to eat
at the seminar:
Where are the Mitrophans? Where is this boy, rushing out of his narrow trousers in the hope of a continuation of the family? With the Baranov! You have there what? The gorgeous mountain?? to
The murderers of the Magadan governor Tsvetkov received up to 19 years of age. The buyer and the murderer were not punished.
If the murderers are not the murderer and the employer, then it turns out that they punished the passers again?
Hi, what are you doing?
I’m in the zoo playing with my husband.
HH: In the sense?
WOW: Well he is a heartless cattle and a goat, and I am a dumb chicken and a goat.
Q: Who has won?
As long as he is... a bear...
A dog is a friend of man.
Most animals do not consider dogs their friends. Because the dog is the only animal that agrees to work in the police.
I left, did you write something?
He is: No
What kind of hero?
YouTube video about a girl with a very long tongue
She can catch her nose with her tongue =)
It is possible to get it out of the bottom of the bank.
[18:11:25] The chosen manul: all the fucking, have come!! to
[18:11:37] Selected Manul: The future has come, and I have not noticed =(
[18:11:58] Selected Manul: Last day mother pulled home a robot cleaner as in the fifth element O_O
[18:12:14] Ivan: O_O
Ivan: You haven’t had it yet?? to
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Real men are decorated with blueprints on the faces of their enemies.
Dinner: I am soup, the cat is sausage. I put a cat in a bowl of chicken soup. I see what he likes. I go out of the kitchen to pick up the phone, come back and find a piece of sausage in my soup.
The candidate for President of Russia Vladimir Putin has achieved a reduction in the price of gasoline, the increase of which was achieved by the Prime Minister of Russia Vladimir Putin.
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I: I remember my first computer... we were small yet... Dad brought a box of something... we ask: Dad, Dad, what is it? It is computer. Well, the fantasy played out, the compas we already saw then, indeed, under the drawer everything was still working on them.. but the games in it were.. some simplechess about the skier..
I: Well, when, when daddy gathers it up... I’d be faster, so I want to play. and gathered.
I found a box for vegetables. I still stand on the balcony. My first computer disappointed me.
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I read an article on the website of Maxim about condoms. I see the comments:
The highest degree of manifestation of male egoism is a condom wearing puppies inside.
(M): A condom with pimples inside is not only protection, but also a healing point massage! Did you not know that Ayurveda has 14,000 energy points only on the left testicle?
(G) : Oh... and I thought that only one point on the left testicle is painful))))) Now a knee stroke in the hip can be motivated by healing intentions on Feng Shui))))
vanechka: fucking, I can't understand what I want more - to find a girlfriend or to eat the bigtai in a mac
LXPl: a girl has more meat than a bigtai.
Benjamin: the meat in the girl is demanding and fucking, take big teasti!
Lina: Baby, I am all burning and so wet!
ZELGADIS: Are you sure you didn’t go through the window?
Lina is calm. I have 38.7 and I’m sweating.
No one has offered me a hand or a heart.
My mom said she would buy me a car if you put on a white dress.
Why did you catch her ass?
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I sit at work playing an online toy, attacking less by level, well I think in general of the need of the officels.I write to him "You have the strength of it is enough nubic =))", a phone call is given, the director calls to himself, well work is more important than the game. I go quickly to him.
Director: "See how Nubu is strong enough to win=)"
I have lost (
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In my opinion, the reading of the present Bora by people who have known it for more than three years is explained only by nostalgia and the hopes that melt with every day to meet here at least something worth it as before. Don't flame me, plz