m - mother, b - younger brother (7 years old, goes to first class)

B: Mom, I know how children appear!
M: Well and how?
B: I need to put a male piss into a female, but I don’t understand how, it’s soft.

The child returned from school, where they were writing a piece on the topic of “How I Spent the Summer”. Well, he wrote there that he spent the whole summer with a mazenka (the most beautiful girl in their class), that they were playing a doctor and that he was playing so much and so much with a girl for the first time. That is true, because we were neighbors in the country with her parents. The teacher put a pair and wrote with a red pen: "It is necessary to write about real events, not imaginary." Not a fucker?

Husband for an hour. Repair is not offered.

MDA! The boys made...
The association - on the 3rd course in the summer arranged my father in the expedition to work.
It was in Siberia in November.
The track near Lake Round (ideally round, by the way, even rumors were circulating that it was a wreck from a nuclear bomb) In the summer in the taiga it is hot - up to +35 can come, the mountain, so decided to rest on the shore - on the sand less disgust. Suddenly I hear the song and in 15 minutes a man-hunt rushes to us (the local people are like that). The most fun that he was dressed as for the winter - unts, sink, gloves behind the belt.
Sit down to drink tea.
and thanks.
After an ear, a snack and a cup of tea, I begin to ask the person why he is dressed so badly for the weather.
However, in the winter, the stomach became ill, taken to Tyumen, to the hospital, the intestines were cut,
Then they told me to lie down, and I had a flock of forty deer, and I got up and went.
A short man 600 km walked on the taiga from Tyumen before us 4 months "H it was fun - where to feed, where to pour vodka"
Far away from home?
- And nothing at all - I will go to the cemetery, I will worship my parents (there is such a thing in
20 kilometers from the Round - there the dead are not buried, but hanged on
Tree type of tree toys, the first time I saw - almost a breath from
horror, I was 16 years old and I was alone - lost), and there to the left and through
Two weeks at home.
They gave the man a cigarette, a bowl of bread, and he went on.

“Soma, guess the mystery: He was born in England, grew up in Brazil, and died in New York.
of Russia. What is it?
...??? to
The football...

You live in Russia! There is even a working day - a holiday!

I will come to her at three o’clock at night.
xxx: and I will sing on the guitar under the window song - Chief - 17 years old
When I wake up, I get married.
If not, I will throw a stone.

If bandits or thieves are trying to break into your home, don’t call the police, they just won’t have time to come. Quietly sit down at the table, turn on the computer, in and without rush type in any runet search engine something like “Putin is destroying democracy in Russia,” “Putin is a tyrant,” “Down the crab!” and wait. Your salvation is near.

As a sister, I will say that my brother is still a fairy dude. Segonda was for dinner boiled potatoes and fish in oil. So he, the dog, rose sharply and ran to the toilet with a cry: Fish wants to be in the sea! and the sounding. The result I was stifled, Daddy with a full mouth of potatoes cuddled and all the content on Mom, who was sitting opposite, and Mom fell from the chair and cuddled lying on the floor. And the brother could not get out for half an hour and prayed in the office.)

What is the right thing to say, iPad or iPad?

What is not corrected by reboot, is corrected by reinstallation!

The call of the sapport who meals peacefully:
The Client: Hi
Sophia: Good morning
I'm here somewhere, I pressed something. Nothing is?
Sophia : Nothing!
The client put the phone.

Today on the radio they talked about the fact that Bilan wants to fly into space and sing there.
First thought: Does this fool know that there is no sound in space?
The second thought: And hide, let it imaginate from this planet.

alek_j
Let me loose your cavalry and steal you.
alek_j
I don’t have a horse or a car, so I’ll take you in a food cart.

From the discussion of the video on illegal downloading:
We will tolerate everything: hunger, poverty, humiliation, but when torrents are taken from us, we will crush the power so that there will be no stone on the stone.

Friend of Poe:
A parrot has taken off my egg.
For eight years, I thought it was crazy.

I was crying!! to

“New folder 3" From the creators of “New folder” and “New folder 2”.

Gary, how are you doing?
I will marry soon!
For whom? for what?
Aha
You were against...?
-Yes, but her phrase after oral sex"I know what I will eat in the hunger time", made me apply, and arrange the hunger time.

In the kitchen there were two gas plates and one dishwasher. In it they washed the dishes, washed (near the tavern) and rinse the crown.
There was a crazy grandmother in my house. If she was called to the phone while she was cooking, she took the pot from the plate with her. To my question "why?" she replied: "Yes, I write to you in the pot, and suddenly you write to me too"...
It was an interesting life!

The managers of Eldorado have the iron logic: if you didn’t let them fuck you, you did somewhere fuck them.