The Ministry of Science has allocated two million rubles for research, which will help to understand how to properly motivate young scientists and teachers of universities without involving material resources.

Aberforth
Vital, let’s chase Havi Rain.

seny
I gave a guy...

Aberforth
This is interesting, of course, but I asked you about the game :-)

The forum. Topic: The best moments of your life.

X: There was a moment...
The first meeting with a loved one... We stood under the rain for 4 hours in one place and just hugged each other... whispering, “I love you...”
Both of them were sick.)
Y: Can I add a barrel of dough to this memory? Well please!
X: There is no barrel of deck there... We were happy...
Y: They were...
Z: I have added that. : 3

by Alexander (22:13) :
Fuck, went into the kitchen, on the table two brides with delicious snacks from different sides. I ask Betty, why both?? to
It is delicious from one end!

50 years in September

I have a friend. So he, while still a teenager, in the summer in the village suffered a lot - there was no baby at all, a computer with a porn girl at home.
I still, after so many years, die out with his phrase: 'On the weekend Lenka and Katya came. I seem to be intelligent before I went to them 3 times youthful'

I am a virgin, but I have a boyfriend. We’ve been dating for two months and it’s all about sex. I am terribly afraid, even though I know there is nothing terrible!
Those who have had the first time, say, it is very painful the first time, and most importantly, what feelings?

Answer: In fact, it’s terrible—when it comes in for the first time, it feels like your genitals are tearing apart by a billion atoms. The pain is just hellish, and blood is blood.

Loh, great as life?
Lex is Offline
Drone, what is it with him?
Nyar is offline
Drone: Mich, can you explain what’s happening?
Mix is offline
Drone: Vowaan, don’t go away!!! to
WWE is Offline
Dron: yeah you заебааали... >_<

I call them. and support. I ask what I need, the voice from the tube slowly gives:
Take the mouse in your right hand.

My father is harsh - when advertising bots are added to him, he sends them his advertising

Astrologers have announced a week of thirty-degree frosts. The number of ninjas in the city has doubled.

XXX is
Well you think what a normal sexual mature guy wants, who was last with a girl a month ago))

YYYY
Normal sex, I guess what. You are more than anything. It is Random.

Lectures in Immunology:
Thus, the body recognizes viruses and activates the immune response. It looks like this... <on the background of the presentation at this moment pops up the Kaspersky window>

xxx: my poppy this morning loudly, on the whole apartment whispered "DOWN RULY".. and fun so added "Chirikchirik"....

Under the Soviet rule, the joke was this:
A man hangs out the leaflets, he is caught by the KGB, they look, there is nothing written. They say, “Why do you hang empty papers?” And he says, and what to write, and so everything is clear".

Sorry that’s not in the topic, but still. I have a black cat at my entrance, 5 months. It is cold and lonely. Take your cat, he will be waiting for you in the evenings and sing songs for you. I feed it, but unfortunately I can’t take it with me. No matter what, I love this site very much. :)

There was a book here, called "From the serpent - to the combo", author - L.P. Bezruky. Probably an autobiography :)

Are you a believer? and :)
Do not give God!

O_O

It is necessary to ask Zurabik to sculpt at the southern end of the Kuril Islands a giant bronze Cheburashka, showing a fox towards Japan. They will like

Give me a cigarette.
You have stopped smoking.
He did not reach...

The incident occurred in the army, in the military unit in which I had the honorary duty to defend our homeland.

In the camp, the team sounded "Destroy!".
Everyone lay down in beds, the daytime began to do their business, and only the brave Lieutenant Colonel S., twice a hero of Russia, the deputy of the unit, did not sleep, well, he did not sleep something and did not go home.
He decided to check out how things were going in the medical center.
On that day, a surgeon, a candidate of medical sciences, captain Ch. All is well, only the captain had a mistake: he loved to drink.
He covered, therefore, the surgeon in the doctor's table, watermelon, saliva, cucumbers, lemons, pelletry and went to the back door to smoke.
And the zampolit, therefore, enters through the parade door, the day-to-day hand to the barrel, everything as appropriate, and the zampolit directly into the ordinator's - shast! The field is covered...
And then the captain from the barracks returns, and in the officer's police station is sitting at the table and waiting for him to catch with the barracks!
But the captain was not a fault! He turns out, running to Colonel B., who was just on duty in part! To him in the cabinet flies, three steps, a building stand, everything according to the charter and boldly reports: "Comrade Colonel, let me report! Imagine going to my office, the police officer is sitting at the table and drinking vodka!
It was a laugh this morning.