OMG, I live in a fool.
Dad works in a milk factory.
A wild voice from the kitchen for five minutes.
- "Fast go here"
I come, and he speaks to me with a happy face.
You have eight hours to drink the milk of the future.
I was frozen for five minutes.
It turns out, on the milk tomorrow’s number is 😉

The man who spoke here about the spoon in the connector is pure evil!!! Short shutdown, and in 80% of cases the mother burns.

[15:55:56] <consul> 22 bullets watched who filmmaker?
[15:58:07] <S_T_A_L_K_E_R_> I
[15:58:09] <S_T_A_L_K_E_R_> fucking
[15:58:54] <oFFline> self-critical ))
[15:59:07] <oFFline> you better about the movie tell me )

The girlfriend burned:
When darkness comes, He comes. It is..."
I almost drowned tomatoes.

The loss of virginity.
Andydork: After everything happened to them, this fool didn’t find anything smarter than to shake her by the shoulder and say, “You’re officially pumped!”

xxx: I don’t sleep the second night, session... It was a bad idea to do a cursor and sit in the ash at the same time.
xxx: Only after the words of the interlocutor "au, what are you silent" I noticed that I wrote the answers in wattman! A fool’s hand.
I didn’t even forget to put the smiley :(

Prep was late to count. He later admitted that he was a fool, and put all the machines.

I recently dreamed:
I am standing at the bus stop, waiting for the bus, a very long line. Suddenly the truck of our brave OMON rolls up and everyone is loaded for "illegal mass gathering".

He: I want to come back to you for the only female name that ends in 's'!
She is... Judith? The Esther? by Galadriel?

They say “cold hands are hot hearts.” I have another principle – “cold hands – cold legs.”

RiT: I wonder, has anyone broken Google Voice Search?

xxx, let me take a picture.
Wow - why... no one looks at them anyway and no one enters the page :)
After my photos you will be coming in 30 times more often ;)
Will I get in 30 times more often? I want you to come in to me!! D is :
xxxx in your profile.
Also in the profile?! to

Something has stuck here.
This is my phone. Press on him or he will not calm down.
All in you.

Our sanitarians signed after work and scandalized a little.
They scared each other with the air.
Someone, without understanding, called the police.
Report of inspection of the place of the accident:
In the corner of the room is a closet. In it, on the upper shelf, a pneumatic rifle ISH-61 was found, in a faulty condition. Next to the sanitary room, in the corridor, ten bodies were found.

mutant: you know what they ask at the casting in the battle of the extrasensors)) Who will be the next President of Russia!
Ignat: harsher senses only in Belarus.

In the Kherson region, the owner of the house robbed the cowboys

At home I hardly eat, at work I feed 3 times a day. Expenses only on weekends.
Do you work as a pig?
No, in the IT
2: One does not interfere with the other

Natasha Sedna invited me to teach me to play chess
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY) and how?
XXX: What is it? He taught me :(

I called my girlfriend who went out for a visit.
I: Hi, what are you doing?
A cake to drink.

I heard it in my childhood (may someone have heard it too?That a white strip on the nail, next to the cuticula, indicates the amount of health.
222 of UAH. The length of the hair is an indicator.