Girls like about sex for 1-2 times?
How about getting married for 7-8 years?

So did you meet her?! to
No, we didn’t have sex.

XXX - Did you say yesterday ZZZ that the computer needs to be dusted sometimes?
YYY – Well yes, and what?
XXX You won’t believe it. He had a cleaner...

Are you specifically tapping on my brain?
What kind of brain?

Physical culture, sports and "Russia in the modern world" The time of stupid sports patriots is coming

Today is the day of the fool.
YYY: What did you congratulate?

nurzh: novel, hello, question)
Remove the excess?

I reconciled with the girl. Now I am kind and fed again)))

We recently sat on a pair, discussing with a board of shipping chefs. Well, the old mother is a burned captain, and says that he has long not taken young women, but only adults and even old women.
He told me that he had a very clever, almost retirement grandmother who had previously worked in a restaurant. Speaking cooked offgenically, and in his absence replaced the starpom, so built the crew ;)))

This is a lyrical retreat, the bike was not from the lecturer, but from the back of my neighbor with 16 navigations behind his shoulders. Further from his words.

Once before one of the flights a question arose about the cook. The captain gathered the crew and asked, “Well, we’re going to take to fuck or to bread?” and the team of the choir said, “Fuck, fuck!”Okay, we’ve got a young...

A year has passed and navigation has gone away. The captain again gathers the team with the same question: "Well, let’s fuck or bake?" The team with even greater enthusiasm: "BAD, BAD!!!" and

Menfis: Tomorrow we will start translating servacle to unix
Start with the terminal.
Creator: Goodbye
Creator: to your server
Menfis: Do you not believe in us? =) is
Founder: I know you

If they didn’t write over the switch, don’t turn it off, I’t touch! And in general, if my grandmother in childhood did not tell me what: it is not necessary to lick iron gates on the frost, then I have this thought and in my head would not appear.

From local newspaper news:

At the beginning of the picket the building of the Koktebelko council came Cossacks Koktebel and local residents, police arrived on the bus with the poster "Circus".

What do you usually say to your graduates when you meet them?
Teacher: potato fries and big cola

My friend: my dog once brought cigarettes from the street and folded to my grandmother in the kitchen. And I got the puzzles that I smoked and I already smoked at home.

The case was in the 90s.
At that time I worked in the fleet as a motorcyclist. In the spring, everyone was driven out to work on weekends to paint barges and boats. Because the work was not paid? In particular, no one wanted to work, and once, no one went out to work fifteen. On Monday, all of the "walkers" called the chief mechanic into the office and arranged for everyone the "flight selection" with the phrase with which he began the "planner" I will remember all my life:
On Saturday morning, I go to work, the chief accountant goes to work, the chief dispatcher goes to work, the caravan captain goes to work, the head of the warehouse goes to work, the chief guard goes to work, we look, and work for someone!!!!!!!!!and "

Last night I went for milk.
What is milk 6%?
This is "My" is...
I am yours?
In response, the seller first turned red, then wandered and eventually offered to buy milk of another brand =)

XXX: My poor mother.
Yes, no one regrets me.
YYY: Everybody hates me
Everybody thinks I’m muddy.
Yyy: and a cunning selfish
YYY: I am like that.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

There is no substitute for real human communication on Skype.

The girl in the garden burned. To the question of the educator "Nastia, why does Polina cry?", she replied: "she accidentally hit my pantyhose..." O_o

by Vova Štepsel:
Where did you get such a shit picture?
The Red Tank:
What a shit?! to
by Vova Štepsel:
I don’t know, of course, but on that panel that stands in your office, I personally see... a black woman sucking off a horse.
The Red Tank:
The question is who is shit. Personally, I see a twisted stylized image of Bob Marley with a swing.