facelift

The legal is very close to the bureaucratic. How many protocols I wrote while I worked in the courts, not to count.) If the defendant (divorcing husband) says: "Give this asset everything", it is necessary to write it all in this form: "The defendant explained that he does not claim to the part of the property belonging to him by law and does not object to its assignment to the plaintiff."

In the morning, the neighbor asks to look at the temperature on the street. It is possible to get sick at work today.

I: 13-18 and variable cloud.
Neighbor: What about now?
I am +8
See also: +8? It is the temperature of my conscience.

Question: Why buy legal software?

Answer: Fuck, I can even call Microsoft’s official technical support! And to say to them, “Hey guys, I have a license, am I a bitch?”

The Women’s Forum.
I didn’t give anything for my birthday. The second time. But then even if he bought the rose, he was 18, there was no money, well, I understand... and this time so offensive... although three years have passed.
As if there were constant conversations that we are now very tight with money, that I am ready for the fact that no one will give me anything... but I thought at least buy a cardboard or airballs... I said often that I love them...
And so hardly awakened him, he did not even realize that during the day, he went to the pioneer's house, the narval (on his own) hugged and knelt in his lips. All of them! He had a birthday two weeks ago and I took a loan.

Fuck, that’s the light, and I think where the money goes all the way!? to

Go to the store every day :)
Will you take me with you?
It is - canine
She – I’ll think...

What is shame in English? “Shame”
Tagged with: facepalm

The Alpha Samurai?
XXX is ha!
I am a beta tester.

The voice of my wife:
“No, you guys, it’s much easier to live. If anything - then you have one answer - Let it all go to x@j!
And at us? If we send it all to p#3>u, it doesn’t get there!!and "

lol but

Supplement to
"It is time now to change the buttons "funny"/"not funny" to the buttons "agreed"/"not agreed"."
fishbone: and add more "mb" "hz".

Pure in Russian:
We won the beach football world championship without beaches and football.
Let’s take away skies, snow and rifles from biathletes?

The President has instructed to develop a set of measures to stop the activities in the Russian Federation of the military departments, which are unable to ensure the safety of citizens.

The commentary:
xxx: The President instructed to develop a set of measures to stop the activities of citizens, capable of developing a set of measures to stop the activities of the President.

xhhh: shake, bought filling on mobile, shake protective cover and there code 742 0000 3333 337
It is working =)
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! to

What is "Burating"?
WOW: Where did you get that?
In line 452, the function...
ууу: byrating, bull, sorting by rating, although sound word, yes

I am looking for a girl for rare intimate meetings. Wishing in private... (possible sex with three M+J+J)
* Kult read "for the unfortunate".
<Kult> which is apparently not far from the truth.

Why do you always argue with me?! to
I am not arguing!
M is arguing.
No, I do not argue!

There was some fun moment at work in the universe... we slightly bet with the deadlines for submitting a grant report... well, not a comilfo... and there may be problems. Maybe there’s no more bubble. :)
Head of Project:
“Yes... I’ll make a report now and Katya will take it away... She’s a charismatic girl.
One of the participants, Phil:
What about Katya? I also have a charismatic boy.
The Director:
– Phil, Katina’s charisma is perfectly visible in the decoil! Where is yours?
That was when I told myself that I would never be working in a purely male team again.

xxx be healthy!
WOW: In fact, I was choking!
Oh, and then go to death, cattle!

I am no longer drinking!
WOW : Why?
Yesterday on the shore business was - we sit, drink, came a man in order to fuck up. Sanka told him about the article of the criminal code and what he threatened in the event of an attack, then slandered him with tear gas from the bubble, then took to the Volga to wash the eyes and then these two ahead of some Uzbek with screams "and because it is not shit!!" on the mountains have stumbled!! to

Fuck, and if a lamp with gin is inserted with the nose into the anus and rubbed, then the gin goes into the ass?? to

The guy looks at the hole in the rubber boat, grieved.
Don’t be upset, you can get stuck.
Boy: But she’ll still be with a hole.
You have me, you have me!
You also have a hole.