At one bookstore in Chelyabinsk, an honest sign was hanged: "Books, booklets and booklets." We also sell Dostoevsky and Dostoevsky.

- Let's live together, buy two compasses and spend an inet for sure!
- Yes, two Maca... one white, the other grey... Two fun Maca =))

Instead of the heart, a plasma motor
Tags: flame

Applications for technical support
The problem:
RICOH1035 - buttons on the xerox do not work (selection of sheets and so on)

The decision:
Restarting the copy did not help. I clicked on the copy menu and found nothing, I left the menu. Buttons are not working. I went back and found nothing again. The buttons worked. The problem is solved by the bioenergy specialist.

XXX is
Hulk to break

XXX is
Halk Rwat

XXX is
Hulk cutting eggs

YYYY
Be careful with nonsense.

XXX is
Halk accurately

Demidroll (09:53:22 20/07/2010)
I was here in the office of Situvin a few minutes ago. We have a girl - very cute and smart (dark hair - FSE affairs). Of course, I sympathize with her very much. and here. A few minutes ago I made myself tea and she asks me to make her coffee. No question – I do. (In addition, there are three other women in the accounting office.) have done. I carry her. And then out of me, loudly so, on the entire accounting, the phrase flows out: "Sorry, coffee is not in bed...Better late than never!"
The girl is kidding - the aunts are looking at me with interest... I feel like a macho - I leave with my head proudly raised! and :)

It is. Actually, the accounting system appears...

A friend told me.
He sits on a pair, writing a checklist. Not even a fuck knows. He decided not to give up, to go to the transfer, and from nothing to do drew a fish on a sheet of work and signed the "fish". But he did not take into account the fact that the predecessor 5 minutes before the end of the couple passed and collected all the work himself. Pizdec, he thinks, will not appreciate his humor. They come next week and give up work. He gets his, with a pair, naturally, and a signature under it. "It is a double".
I would like to have such lectures.

Kissed :
Did I tell you? that we right behind the window at work hanged the advertisement of the center of layer surgery)))))) banner 6 on 12 meters)))) and more precisely... huge breasts in POLDOMA!!!! to

And on the fragments of self-government will write our names (c).
Yyy: on the clouds of self-rule, ignorant
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The government will make mortgage available for 60% of Russians by 2030 Putin is

We discuss the post about love, virtues and shortcomings in partners.

Q: What are your merits?
M: I have all the merits in my brains! And all the brains are worthy.

Suddenly came to visit relatives with two of my cousins - a 4-year-old girl and a 2-year-old boy. And children are very active, if they do not do something interesting in time, then it is very difficult to calm them down. The goal is to prevent the destruction of the apartment. Brother in hand - a toy truck, sister - pencil and paper. He sits and paints. I jump around, amusing, thinking about what to quickly wrap up a joke hood with bubbles. And she raised her eyes on me, red, and embarrassed so - "Ksyush... You bother me". O_O So delicate I haven’t been sent to the fuck yet...

by DM

I woke up by the phone call of the boss(s)
I say hello.
N: Where are you?
I: Well, I was... urgently here...
N: Go up faster!! to
I guess, do not distract.

I stand in the line, my wife calls and asks:
Have you already arrived?
Yes, just just now.
Is the line big?
Man 5 to 7.
What account are you?
The sixth and eighth...

Panda (16:53:57 19/07/2010)
I don’t like the sand in the swimming pool.

Panda (16:53:59 19/07/2010)
! to! to

Animaljazz (16:54:13 19/07/2010)
Don’t go on the shore 😉

by Habr
Considering the specificity of the matrix world, and where it came from
Electric car is more likely to drive on Trinity than Trinity on electric car.

XHHH: I’m getting enough electricity for a dumb reading of a programming textbook

What will you program?

Judging by half of what I’ve read, I’ll call out ghosts, guess on the inside of a black dog and drink beer with tanks.

Vitamin D: I wanted to make my husband happy. I went to the store, bought him beer (will come from work tired, on the street hot, and here in the refrigerator beer cold stands).
has arrived. I saw the beer and so with suspicion on me: “You’ve either already done something, or you’re just about to go.”and (

She: Come to me, the comp is broken.
He: This time what?
She: I haven’t invented it yet :-) Well come here ;-)

Lukashenko is stupid. He turned to Moscow in the back, while she turned to him in the front.