Comments on Android Market for the Sleep Analyst program:
Alena: I’m putting the rating “bad”, because it’s impossible to understand – application in English :–(
I am 13 years old and I understand everything. And you don’t have to put the app “bad” because you’re stupid. The app is great!

xxx: sometimes I think about hanging in my room on the wall the "platform 9 and 3/4"
Because sometimes I want to.
Kill Yourself at the Wall

Overall: bleeding on the knees, between the legs, on the chest, the rib hurts (probably also an internal bleeding), the jaw is twisted, the eyebrows are cut and the lips are crushed. He offered me to marry him.) I will be in the rescue after the honeymoon 😉

The conversation of the younger brother (14 years) with his mother:

Brother (going to the bathroom): All, I went to rinse
Mom (thinkingly): well, please, please... only when you finish to please, don’t forget to wipe off your “love” from the wall...

The end of Terminator 3 on TV.
I decided that news... I thought it all, it started...

The lady handed over in the luggage: Nagan, machine gun, cartridge, cut, two discs to the machine gun And a small toothbrush Security knows the order
Do not miss landing.
Strong and sharp objects.
The lady goes to the office.
The inspector looks very closely.
He calls for help.
A special team has arrived:
Major, Captain and Soldier.
Specialist in rope and rope.
There was a dog in the pursuit.
The captain checked the boxes.
For knives, scraps and buttons
The Lie Detector
I was looking for a knife.
According to the Military Statute,
Five times removed the machine.
Guns, machine guns and Nagano.
Not a catch, said the captain.
with the explosives on the rope,
The expert gave good for the landing.
Everything is fine, but the phone call.
Suddenly a dog.
She looks like a terrorist!
Look at her teeth!
The sirene swelled and immediately,
There were two special forces.
Are you in your own or not?! to
This is a sharp object!
Baggage on the plane:
Trothyl, dynamite and camouflage
Three bombs, two discs.
No, I didn’t have a toothbrush.

My wife and I have just amazing sexual compatibility: for example, yesterday we were both tired, and yesterday we both had a headache.

Today in the news: the government is throwing huge bats on getting everybody to have electronic honey. The cards! Hatefully?! It would be better to just give the hospitals normal equipment, jobs, completed at least what they started 10 years ago! I think no one would complain about his lack of this electronic card!

And let them not miss. It was sick and written.
Kitty

and XXX:
"My Uncle of the Fairest Rules"
"Rule" - is it a substantive or a verb (in the sense of "corrected")?

OOOU :
And in the name of the wine, the soul of the monk – “soul” – is it a substantive or a deed-party?

to all:
The Master:
The Fool:
The Smart:
I have a acquaintance. He has everywhere in the apartment twisted savings houses, lights which. Each lamp is guaranteed for one year. So, when the bulb goes through 9-10 months, it gives it a big load - the bulb burns and he carries it to change. Only our people can think of that, fucking.

The bulb cannot be loaded much, it consumes exactly as much as it consumes, and even if you get hot, it can’t consume more. So is.

It can allow more voltage or current power than those for which it is designed. So is. Physics should be taught in school, not to run for workshops to smoke.

Fuck before each light bulb transformers to incorporate in order to give a greater amount! I had to study in energy.

Go to Fuck.

The President calls on the Minister of Transport:
When will you finally solve the problem of traffic jams in Moscow?
We are working on this, for now there are two options:
realistic and fantastic.
What is a realistic option?
Soon we’ll start working on Skyscanner.
Yes Yes Yes
Scientists will work there.
Yes Yes Yes
And when they invented teleportation...

Drake – Cap Gibdd...
When he got a beer, he said:
I am dismissed...
I) And so is it?
The new form has come, I will not work under this name.
p.s They have a third of the regiment dismissed)))))))))))

I stand in line for a woman aged (aged 45).. she receives a message (I see everything beautifully) I quote:
XXX: My mom is out!! (I think about the child)
I’m glad you’re here, why aren’t you still in Venice?? to

Dad called to himself. Next to him, his mother sits and cries. Daddy says:"Sasha, Mom wants to ask you a few questions". Mother is red. Dad said:"Okay, I’ll tell you myself. My mom asked me what class you are in, and jump you years still learning"

xxx: Crf;b?pfdnhf ghbytce
yyy: live and repeat =)

Conversation with the former:
Spunky: Yesterday a student was harassed. I wanted to meet closer.
Confeta: And what are you?
Nothing, I have gone away. He said he was married.)
Confeta: This is a fool! I should fuck.
I thought you’t understand...
Confeta: What is it?
So I fuck her, fuck her.
Spunky :...
Spunky is Anja?
user "sophia" has deleted you from friend list.

Kirill Shagin
Fitness, as you know, is bringing yourself in shape.
In what form, however, is not specified.
You can bring yourself, for example, in a spherical form.
For example, eating fried peelings.

Not entirely. Bringing yourself in shape is shaping.
And fitness is bringing yourself into a proper (fit) state. It is not limited to form.
Therefore, pelmeni is a shaping. Vodka is fitness.
This is spam.
Today at 9:43

This morning from nothing to do watched through the glass for the trolleybus driver. I am amazed at how graceful this dumb, unshakable horned animal can be!
I am talking about the trolleybus, if...

At the time of the USSR, accounting was a thorough, calm, even routine accounting system.
XHH: It’s not what is now – a detective mix with a thriller.

Otto Cat: The princes usually don’t have an erection very well. Constant riding affects.