On March 29, 2011, the first LADA Kalina, equipped with the GLONASS/GPS navigation system, came from the carrier.
Fuck it now with the shirt.

Yesterday I said, "My girl, well, I don't like strip bars, gambling and football."
I told him he was the perfect man for me because I love strip bars, gambling and football and he has to make money.
WOW: And what is he?
I said I was his gold.

Why, then, in American films, Russian cosmonauts in hats fly in space?
yyy: Ushanka well softens head strikes on the outgoing tubes. Russian space stations have pipes everywhere.
xxxx for channels?

The color of cars.
When a chameleonic paint just appeared on the market and was terribly fashionable, a friend was tempted and repainted his car. Thus, his gait when re-registering the color was written as "multicolored".

The guy who has a dish in the tax box, do you want, goodbye? If you bring a report on the flash drive, then you first go to a special office, there a specially trained lady copies it to you on the disc, and THERE, then you give the disc to the inspector. C-Petersburg, tax department of the Frunzen region.

"In Libya we do not support any of the parties." /NATO Secretary General Anders Fogh Rasmussen/
Thus e. The target indication when bombing sounds like "to whom God will send!" - so what?

Smoking warns: the Ministry of Health is not better.

Moscow Grand Academic Street. In the bus next to me was obviously a provincial grandfather with a more advanced 17-year-old grandson. We drive through a huge poster, on which the guy in dark glasses - a white smoking, a butterfly tie, on the face of the expression, like the English lord, who was instructed to personally take out the mowing cage.
Grandfather reads the signature on the poster: - TIMATI... Something familiar... Is this the German-Pidaras?
The grandson, phlegmatically: - About the German, grandfather, you did not guess.

I don’t understand why in Japan, robots dance, play violin, and talk without hesitation, while Japanese people are running around the nuclear plant at this time and trying to hand-pull it with water?

Conversation of Father with Daughter:
Dad, do you love your mom?
Of course! As much as I love!
Why don’t you go to her then?))

Designers caught up with humour: on one of the drawings everywhere was the name of the "colloquial".

M: I am an optimist! I'm singing the string, the line "x%y knocks on the width" sang as "x%y knocks on the shoes"!!! to
You are not an optimist. You are a fantasy.

Wife of Arshavin:
Dear, where have you been?! to
He played football!
Strange, but the shirt is dry and doesn’t smell at all!? to
I played for the Russian team.

No matter what we want, this is not a banana, but the eternal permanence of our collection.

A folder with porn is called "fapka"aqoustic

FFF: I just sneezed.
FFF: I am healthy
Mmm: You need to start a Twitter, you will be popular

Googled in Google "presents to a girl", he says maybe you meant "presents to a girl")) Google deals with a girl"!!))

Dmitry Medvedev believes in Russian automotive industry:
Dmitry Medvedev believes in Russian automotive industry
Dmitry Medvedev believes in Russian football
Dmitry Medvedev believes in Russian biathlon
Dmitry Medvedev believes in Russian sport
Dmitry Medvedev believes in Russian education
Dmitry Medvedev believes in Russian medicine
Dmitry Medvedev believes in the Russian army
Dmitry Medvedev is a confident man.

at work :
They brought the building for evaluation, an ordinary two-storey old building. We look at the technical passports of premises (like official documents).
1st floor: year of construction 1953.
2nd floor: year of construction 1952.

O_O

14:30:23: Today I came to work in a new coat, with a large, so puffy fur collar - a gray-white, long worship, well, a simple artificial fur. A colleague for a long time found out what animal he was from, not believing that it was artificial, but on the replica that it was a Chinese long-haired shuffle, he was somehow offended.

Vik: One such beautiful gentleman gave out:" You will find out what it means - "1FA9CC0C2CCC0CA94D5C2C1D"- I will come to you and give you all the little ones.and"
Vik: For three months I tried to understand what it was, analyzed the hash, conducted various cryptos, did not sleep at night, so much wanted. As a result, I accidentally stumbled upon the code table koi8-r on Wikipedia and translated: "I love you".
Fury, how I hate you.

toNikky.-> You can come =*