In the light of the upcoming events, I propose to all entertainment channels to launch the show on March 1st "Police Academy".

The real situation:
Physics lessons in 7th grade:
Teacher: The robbers took money, documents from the victim, divided him to the bottom and decided that there was nothing more to take from him, they threw from the bridge into the river. What did the victim have in the middle of the cold water?
A stone on the neck?? to

Can a professional sperm donor be called an industrial donor?

Listen, I wanted to ask you today, and why has your face been red this morning?
YYY: I will tell you
Yyy: I am coming to the bus stop this morning as usual, waiting for the bus
YYY: I see a girl standing in front of me, such a cute one. Let me know you, MB.
yyy: I decided to start a dialogue with the banal question "how long have you been waiting for the bus"
XXX: So what...?
YYY: this is
yyy: I don’t know why, I was very upset, and in the question "how much you’re" slightly confused (

XXX is
You hear
XXX is
urgently
XXX is
What animals are called.
XXX is
which
XXX is
in the earth
XXX is
Blessed
XXX is
Crosby
XXX is
thanks
YYYY
O_O

And whoever is poor and hard-minded,
A wasted speech.
borrowed from everywhere.
It is a matter of cost limitation. Goethe "Faust"

God, what does it look like?

Zoh is alive!
Lenin is an athlete.
Zzz: Putin is a crab.
I am a tomato

During the game.
We stand with the guys and watch the teams go through the stage. It became boring, one says I have 2 anti-gas in the car, let’s dive, after five minutes it became not funny and one decided to try to drink beer through the anti-gas, twisted the filter, put a half-pound and began to breathe vigorously. At this point, the second approached and the sink of force crushed the bottle, the vision of the waterline of foam in his glasses rising up from the inside cut us out for 20 minutes. After which, rashed and only calmed down, the driver issued "so that you have really poured the balls". We could not see the stage further.
rjgbgfcn hekbn ^__^

Do you know your hands grow out of your ass?
yyy: and I'm so comfortable, I still do everything through my ass, pull closer)

Let’s introduce fines for poverty. Being poor will become unprofitable and everyone will quickly become rich.

(Discuss the student of our course)
With our girls you will become gay:
WOW: It is said very much. Have you looked at the guy?
At the same time as asexual.

For some reason, “half of her bed” occupies half of me.

A known eighth grade student.
Hearing about the new educational reforms, he shrugged his hands and stated that they would prepare courageous and patriotic palaces.

Radio XXX, the theme of the broadcast "Childhood abuse":
Call to the studio:
My name is XXX. When I was 15 years old, Valya did not give me. But now I’ve grown up, it’s been 10 years and... The valley didn’t give up again(((

You are a dinosaur (

(Z) Nakuma (with such a pleasant for a man’s breast size) complains today in Ashka:

Q: How can I not be called a disaster? I got a X-ray of my nose and I got a X-ray of my chest. I was even very surprised when the doctor told me to dress on the belt *ROFL*

Are you about yourself?

A: Of course

I: Well, it’s more pleasant to look at the chest... you understand)

Z: I still stand and think about how he wants to look out there. What disturbs his clothes

I am :D

H: But now I know that the pathology of the chest organs has not been detected.

He went to the army, left the torrent on the spot on. Now the best trailer :)

bitlemon: I remember seven years ago in Saransk asked in some recording store if they have a picnic.
Bitlemon: Well the seller and asked again:"I don’t understand who is beating who";;

I bought an apartment for self-decoration, I do repairs for several months, I break the walls, I drill holes with a perforator. Neighbors are almost all in. They go missing, they argue with me, they say I interfere with them, I supposedly create noise.... It is a pity that they still do not know that I am a drummer) and I play in a Thrash group)) and the repair I will soon finish)

(On the cancellation of the clock switch) I think everything is very easy to explain! Somebody just wants to stay president for at least an hour longer.

The revolution in Egypt, the law on the police, the cancellation of the switch to winter time... I will learn about all the news from the BOR? and :)