Money is really nothing until you have it.

I recently met an old friend. An older single man who is unable to find his ideal. Buying a wedding ring.
Are you getting married? I ask. How did you decide? Long time known?
Two days...
Looking at my confused eyes, he says:
You know, I met a girl. I invite her home tonight.
At twelve o’clock, drink a cup and read poetry. So she came with
by Tomik and Pushkin.

Did you tell me what the woman gave you on the 23rd?
and Nihira.
A useful gift.
It does not occupy the main place.

A young man found a calendar of critical days of the girl (table with dates, months and crosses on days x)
MC: Oh what is it?? to
I: Noah... Mysteriously smiling
I thought you were playing the lottery...
I am XDD

Status of the girl:
"Write me what you wash before you go."
The commentary:
"Ghbdtn"

She decided to embarrass her embarrassed, unread nephew (P) 15 years old, reasoning exclusively about her appearance, quoting the governor:

I am :
Wearing a happy face.
You don’t know what a shame is:
With such wide arms,
Such a narrow horizon.

P is :
In the broad sense? Am I fat?

A colleague looking at the cut:
Have you changed clothes?
No, the shirt is broken.

Who enters the house with a strong stick?
Who is March for everyone?
Not a scientist, not a poet.
He has a personal gun.
He is the most honest, he is the hero.
Tell me, who is he?

by Po! by Lee! This! The ski!
The police!

It has a new shape,
Now he is polite and skilled.
Yesterday, he was just a mint.
The Lord came in a moment.
He will be here on Tuesday.
Tell me how he’s called?

by Po! by Lee! This! The ski!
The police!

He is a simple guy,
But the law is different.
He will always come to help you.
He will not take a bribe,
He’s almost like Robin Hood.
Tell me how he’s called?

by Po! by Lee! This! The ski!
The police!
The police!

by JJ

Victor K.: Title of the ticket: "The server of opiates fell"
Victor K.: advanced technology – now the beetle is grown on the server

During the First World War, one surgeon was seriously wounded. Understanding that he had little chance of surviving, he vowed that if he did not die, he would serve God. and survived. He kept his oath to become a priest. During the Second World War he went to the partisans and, as the most literate, became the head of the headquarters of the partisan unit, but since there were wounded and sick, he had to remember his first profession. He saved many.
At a reception in the Kremlin in honor of distinguished partisans, he was presented to Stalin, who was told his story. Stalin asked what he would do after the war. He said he would return to his home. Stalin, apparently, wanted to turn him to medical activity, and he said, "Oh, what a surgeon we have lost in your face!" “And what pastor the church has lost in your face, Joseph Visaryonovich!” replied the pop surgeon-partisan.

Conversation with an obsessive girl:
XXX: Why don’t you answer me? Tell me something pleasant immediately!! to
Yyy: You are my personal type of hemorrhoids.

XXX: Where do you go with high school education?
YYY: In the army.

Q: Do you have a sweet-flower period?
Not with us, but with him!
Ohhhhhh...?? to
I am just fucking with him! It’s not my fault that he’s wearing flowers and candy for me!

The titanic shows on TV. The scene where Dicaprio and his girlfriend plant a wreath from a sinking ship under water.
XXX: And he’s like "Hold your breath as long as possible".
XXX: I think, let me check if I have enough breathing)
XXX: I stopped and the advertisement started.

Fuck, we don’t have any tires.
She is a ass
She :...
She:...I didn’t mean that...

Currently on the radio: Traffic in the area of Kutuzovsky, Dorogomilovskaya can not leave since 905.

The blonde and her boyfriend.
I want to paint my hair black.
Q: Are you going to study?
B: The dog))))))

And I also had a ring burst, next to the test.

I need to eat less.)

You're just so wild and you don't know anything
Yyy: You know, I want to answer you with a call, but I don’t see in you an interlocutor. Be kind, think now in your address of any insult to your usual level. thank you. It is for you from me.

I sit in the kitchen, in front of me notebooks, I do it there, I drink tea, I ride dryers, I periodically peel my nails with a nail bar, and I also sit in the nursing ears. My brother is sitting next to me, eating a package and reading on the phone.
I got up, removed my ears, went to my room with a cable for a notepad, took it, came back, went in and saw the picture.
Yurat sits on a chair, perds him, prints there, drinks tea from my cup, squeezes his nails on his right hand (guitarist), and his ears are also squeezed.
Well, I wasn’t confused, grabbed the wire to the notepad, took a spoonful and sat down to eat the bombpack, cleaning the boron.