What a year like this!
WOW: What is it?
In winter you don’t know what to wear, in summer what to wear.

Zero Cool
"In the Moscow market found radioactive blackberries from the Bryansk region"
This is a laugh... wondering how did they determine that she was from Brunswick?

[A]ggie
I said it myself ;)

Zero Cool
I’m looking at the headlines 😉

Zero Cool
"Spanish athletes have collected medals"
We picked the onions and went to collect... in the woods :D

[A]ggie
Well, well, blackberry, probably a harvesting place and suggested...

Pasha
We need to attract the public!

Pasha
Putin's Bomb

Pasha
Obama Terrorism

Pasha
We are now being followed by at least two other countries.

Nya> I have a brain flow
Cat> carefully pick it up in your palms and drink it)

by JJ

We are sitting with a (d)wife near Mac Daca. I eat roses.
(D) Put it all in your mouth.
(I) – I have moved
D is to blame. is comfortable?
I do not.
I am also uncomfortable!

I am sitting down and looking for a job. am in the midst of a lot of vacancies:
Batman on the Batmobile!
Requirements: The candidate must be either a man or a woman.
be up to 28 years old from birth.
Anywhere in Perm in two minutes. Traffic for three.
To be punctual (for delay - seven years of rubber bullets).
Having an internal and external culture.
Professional skills such as jongling, acrobatics, focuses and pantomimes are welcome!
Knowledge of languages: Russian correct (for clients), Russian ordinary (for all others), Olavsk (for special occasions).
Responsibilities include delivering our delicacies to our beloved customers, as well as participating in our global plans to capture the world.

O_O

xxx: I have a silent headphone (
Try to change clothes in reverse.
The left is playing quietly.
I don’t hear it in the headphones.

xxx: I go from the stop, I hear a conversation from behind: "ey, well, take it, well you are that, hey, no boy what is yours?I turn quietly, interestingly... and at the stop, the hop is sitting such a classic, in sportswear, and the pigeon throws the seeds.
It is crazy! A rush to the entire office! It is :)))
He was still sitting in front of the pigeon, all as appropriate :)

I talked to my best friend Max.

I: Shit, my sweet one only learned from me today that women do not write from the vagina)) But he is 20 years old)
Q: Is it naked?? to
I: haahah)) Prikyn) 20 years he thought that from there))
M: Not from the wetland!!??? Do you want to go on???!!!! to

Why is Moscow so far away?
YYY: It is floating. In the horror. Peter did not move in.

We moved to a new apartment. They packed and carried large bags of things. And during one of the walks, in the elevator we met our favorite neighbor from below. The hysteria, and still, the peaceful life did not give us from the first week of our ride, even menta tried to infest us. This is a separate story, of course. So here, we go with her in the elevator and she says:
and you! Look at me and my child (which was nearby) and you will not let us live!
Don’t stop, we’re already sitting! Do you see the bag?! to
Thanks to God! Who will live for you now?
Then I was cursed, and I replied:
- Seven Tajik gas burgers > :)
- O_O

Alexandra(09.07.2010 15:09)
We also have a heated heat, Matroskin stretched on the floor, breathing hard. I bathed him in a cold and warm bath yesterday, he didn’t even resist.)

Anastasia 09.07.2010 15:15)
You wake up in the morning, and he is already sitting in the bathroom with a glass of kefir, with a shower cap on his head.

slide: I have a 512 channel at work and one type is pushing all the time... how to slow it down?
Q: And in the table?
I tried... it didn’t help.
Feet on the eggs?
The director has already done so.
He’s a real guy, so I recommend studying with him.

I: Mom, are the snakes same-sex?
M is no.
I: Then I have a logical question...
and Pause
M: I have no idea!

From the official forum of computer game developers:
I installed the game xxx, and it flies to the desktop after some time after launch. Tell me what the matter is.
Do you have a license game?
and yes.
It is strange.
Well I do not know. Where I downloaded it was written:"Type of publication: license".
c) Miller

If you follow the truth, you’ll get to your ass.

She: Yes, I started wearing the shirt at 8 years old, and at 11 I had the first size.
He: Yeah, I’ve seen nothing change since 11 years.

The Child(c)

Alexey: It’s time to break the wires under the table... I’ve got my leg there >_<

I don’t talk to fools.
Echuy: Did you learn to stop the internal dialogue?

HH: I am writing an explanation at work today...

WOW: And you said you didn’t come because the cat was driving for the operation.

Who fuck the cats?

Cats fuck cats. But not about that now.