Modern domestic realities would be much more consistent if the President of the Russian Federation, as the guarantor of the Constitution, at the inauguration would not put a hand on it, but a whore.

Before yesterday we went to a Korean restaurant in the private sector, we go in, we notice that opposite the entrance on the fence of the opposite house hangs an advertisement - "the missing dog."

Has no one paid for the internet?? to

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There is no bad without good, Imho. Karoch, the situation: with his wife, something was lying about because of a fig of some insignificance, they reconciled immediately, but the precipitation on the soul, the hell is clear, they both remained. Each of us sits in our corner, pretending not to blow at all. And here in the homeopath someone starts to name. Okay, I think I’ll get rid of it!! On a wife, it is understandable, I can't break the anger, because I love her crazyly, and the pair must be released somewhere. I take the cellphone and not listening to who is there, with a persuasive and threatening intonation, I say: "You hear, you throw out the enot! Stay there! I’ll go down now, I’ll cut you off!" Of course, somebody swallowed it like the wind. Now I am grateful that religious fanatics are no longer coming to us, who have plagued us with their literature for a month.

<windyflower> It must be, the godmills are like people: the first thing after coupling the female eats the brain of the male

xxx (14:11:20 1/02/2011)
Can we go to Egypt?

xxx (14:11:34 1/02/2011)
I want to "hui" on the pyramid to write while there is disorder

You speak somewhat humbly and without emotions.
YYY: Without cranes, do you mean?

Chuck Norris was so cool that he dreamed of becoming himself as a child.

Why do dreams have no button "Continue from the place of separation"?

It was in the shopping center. I stand in a line, and involuntarily pay attention to the subject, which is already turning the third circle, near a section with very expensive watches.The subject himself wore sports pants "Abibas", shoes with a narrow nose, a hat, in general, a real Russian Intelligence. After a while (and a couple of circles), he gets a cell phone and begins to scream:
- Do you hear, Kelen, boilers (hours), for three thousand rubles (thousand) to take?
No, for forty it will be expensive, I myself for forty... No, Kolyan, let him take a tricycle. Everything else is cheap...
And then the phone begins to ring... The unwilling listeners of the monologue begin to nervously chick.
The man takes the phone:
and allo! The knees? You go to the knee!
I have not heard such a laugh for a long time.
(c) The Dark God

From the Women’s Forum:

xxx: Oh, girls, what to do, I always give acne on my chest, I can't do anything with myself, I know that you can't :((
yyy: Luckily, fucking, I don’t give acne on my chest just because I’m afraid to accidentally squeeze my chest...

And remember, woman, you are not in control of me - I know how to cook!

Talk to a girlfriend named Kate.
I: Katya is beautiful, it’s a pity that she isn’t.
she:Nada...nemaja is not nemaja but there are some words she gives out.For example, yesterday she gave out "fuck"
I: it’s how much you need to get a dumb man to hear "fuck"

Why don’t you sleep, beautiful girl, in the night you’re deaf?
Q: I clean up the Auggie shelters of unanswered emails
K: ruble of pride personal life node
Party in Greek style

We thought here. Alcohol should also be marked with warnings. For example "Alcohol is fun" or "Alcohol may be the cause of disorderly sexual relations or pregnancy".

We go on the bus. The conductor is lazy to walk around the cabin, so she sits on the seat and screams loudly:" We pass for the ride. Do you think I can’t count? Six came in, five paid. And the rest? andquot;

One thought of a clinic with grandmother's rows causes primordial horror.

In our entrance, under the screw, the inscription was glued: 220 V, do not enter, or kill, or admin will tear off his hands.

At one forum, Dembele discusses the topic of who and how he caught the soldier.
I was deceived by two things: the thirst for the hallway and poor knowledge of the geography of the city.
XHH: I read somewhere an announcement about the admission of Sisadmin. Conditions are great. Zartala is awesome. The amount of work is minimal.
HH: I went to that address.
XHH: There was a military commander...

And at our parents’ meeting, the director of the school raided on the parents why we do not give voluntary donations to the school fund.