From the TV discussion forum.

By the way, an interesting case occurred on the stand of the panel - in front of me people admired 3D and stunned and stunned... when the glasses reached me - I dressed, looked for 3 seconds and asked why there is no 3D effect and doubles? The consultant took his glasses and turned red, they were all the time off. What didn’t stop people in front of me to admire 3D quality...

How is your cold?
You are Scuco! Hole has taken me?! to
Aspirin complex, it helps...
I have a burning nose now!
and????! to
“Well, I smelled the bag of this aspirin, and it’s fucking fucking!”
You are a fairy dude!

I want a boy who, when I and the girls were drinking something, would come to me and say, “You’ll still have my children!”
Stop giving birth to my kids!!! to

My cat hates closed spaces. So he goes around the house and opens up everything he can)))

I once had a VAZ 2115 car, I was happy with it and I was almost satisfied with it. The only problem was that there was no air conditioning. And also I constantly poured the thosol, changed the thermostat twice, and the front stands. The switches occurred, candles and 3 of the 4 cylinders burned. The resonator was somehow covered and while driving the sound was stripper. Most of all, I was amused by the dimensional lights and the nearby light of the lanterns. When the brake is pressed, the dimensions are lighted, and if they are turned on, the stop signals are lighted. In the winter, in the dark hours of the day, the near light of the lighthouse was not turned off the first time, and if I showed the right turn, the far light of the lighthouse was lit. Then I bought Nissan, and after a couple of miles I thought that when I went to hell, some of the punishments would count on me.

That these Balinovets whispered like my internet modem works!

At the Yaroslavl station at the tobacco kiosk: "Cigarettes-tobacco. I smoked a cigarette!"

Skynet, learning about the teaspoon, destroyed himself.

I am opening up a paper on the theory of nuclear reactors.
It is wet and smells bad.

X: Do you know how to make fricadels?
Q: The freezer? Of course I can!
God, what kind of woman can I marry you?
Q: And these are those of meat?

As a child, I remember, in all the movies, when the FBI broke into some hacker, they took a monitor from him, not the system.

In general, my socks understand me best: they also struggle all their lives in search of their second half.

Go to these exams. The car collie.

I have one friend. Kola is nicknamed "poch" because he has a poch for everything. He lives alone in a 1-room apartment. Then a lamp burned in his room. The usual case. Naturally, the car was dull, you can sit behind the comp and without light. After a while, the light bulb turned in the hallway, again - pooh:) Then the same situation happened again in the bathroom, and then it became sad. But not long. This genius invented a cunning plan. There is a lamp in the kitchen. So when he had to wash, he turned out the lamp from the kitchen to light the bathroom. If something was needed in the room, the lamp went there from the bathroom. In short, he lived for a month, until his parents brought the bulbs for two years in advance) Fuck, after the bulb to the store he was in a break to go, and to twist from place to place - normal.

Fuck, how did you know?? to
Tag: deductive method
HH: Interesting...
My grandfather asked me:

I have three vitamins in my life.
xxx: caffeine, nicotine and ethanol

He once said: "Don’t do marriage before sex!")

I knew that we have original people living in Moldova, but to name an orphanage school - "Pavlik Morozov".

A friend, a painting teacher, came to work asleep after midnight work and sex. My colleague decided to go. Interview with other teachers:
“Elena, you have such a tired look – you are so dumb.
I am not a fool, I am a fool.

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