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Is it a zebra?
What are two triangles and a circle? Opinions of professionals and diletants
- Has the militia changed after it was removed "MI" and attached "PO"?
“Extra-senses from technical support know where Gaddafi is sitting, but they won’t tell.

Do not switch!

c) Seokos, net

Bello4ka: Stas, are you and Yulia separated?
Staysy : UGU
Bello4ka: What is it? You admired her breasts.
Staysy: pleased... she advised to have a cow and left :(

The fool who offered to dive into the terminal, thank you, fucking. I'm not sure what I want now.
Complete the balance.

Hopefully I'll put it in the car :)
xxx: and so that the militia does not get caught up, tie a hook with a hook, typically for fishing

In the toilet, the A4 sheet hangs with the warning: “Do not smoke in the toilet!” On the bottom of the pen is written, “Whoever does not smoke or drink, he will be healthy.”

XX: What is this phrase about the warriors?
YYY: What is it?
xxx: well this... type of "weebby wardrobe"
YYY: What is it? I didn’t understand Nietzsche.
XXX: Well with the letters!
YYY: Do you eat these soft French pastries?
XXX: Yes to the SPD!

dFl: Let it go! Who needs this sequel? Calories are wasted!
Lieta: Calories can be wasted in other ways, you are right. Are you beautiful?
dFl: Very, very beautiful :D
And the smart?
dFl: Extremely smart, extremely smart.
And modest, as I see. And where can you look at your photo card and be sure of your intelligence?
dFl: In reality, I’m a boyfriend of cameras, they’re flashing all the time.
Lieta: the virgins burst out when the word fucking, and you are a man, gather!

How is RnB decoded?
The Iron Bee.

Lavins: The idea of creating a Technical Service Station called "Pizzott". The advertisement would look good.

From Twitter:

The B2Band:
Record of the live broadcast of the B-2 performance on the Day of Russia (Moscow, Red Square, 12.06.2011).

and Babylon:
First I came into the stupor why the Red Square is the bottom of Russia.

Now at work, I walk through the corridor, I walk past the women’s toilet, I notice that the door is open. I see, and there on the wall Pissuar O_o

Yesterday I was taught to ride a horse.
You are a rider now ;)
His name was Prince and I was on the top.

When a person is uncomfortable lying on one side, he turns to the other, and when he is uncomfortable living, he only complains. Make an effort, turn around. Maxim Gorky, “The Revenge”

Stop the UG! Check it out!!! to

I call a friend today and ask if he’ll go for a walk. And in response I get "My mother punished me until I get clean at home and do not do everything, walk will not let go..." Oh and this man is 23 years old, higher education and service in the army.

Today the boss came, says take the property from the driver and two security guards - I fired.form a guy (23 years old) he is now my driver and bodyguard.
Further with words:
At the parking lot near the building, the driver stands in front of the car, the security guard with the boss approach the car, at this time behind the fence something rattles and begins to rub. The driver escaped, the security guards put their mouths in the asphalt and their hands with a star... A guy goes by, he easily turned his head to the noise, he cried out loudly to the builders at the crash.
He approached the guard lying down, says the men, what do you help with?
23 year old. He spoke in the army and did not see such idiotism.

The provider turned off the innet, sitting at home trying to catch a hollow access point. Periodically there appeared an unparalleled point, to which I had time to connect to load one page and the point disappeared.The beat hour tried to understand what a ghost is and why it constantly disappears - it turned out to be a free waffle in a trolleybus, which stopped at the lighthouse under my window.

I still have a full set in the chamber, a grandfather, a grandfather, a grandfather all night long, a snoring alcoholic who drinks beer from a bottle of quas, and the winner is a deaf member with a radio.

I work as a promoter in Eldorado.
In advertising dynamics: Do you want to work in a large and stable company? Then work as a salesman in Eldorado for you: we have a good salary, a large and very friendly team... and here in the whole hall, stifling the speakers, two sellers:
- Vasya, what x** have you not yet removed the box and disassembled the goods?
Do I have to do that with X?
No scene...

I’m, of course, bad in history, but Napoleon had the same triangle as Bonaparte.

Time is not a therapist, time is an anesthetist.