Akuma: Poor Japanese (On Kyushu volcano activated)
Are there many cities nearby?
Akuma is fine. Evacuation began
The sun was caught in time
Akuma: Well, it’s the Japanese) Just he’s been sleeping for half a century. Here is Bats. I woke up.
The Sun: Interesting
Akuma is asleep.

He said, “Hello! Long time not seen! How is it on the personal front?
He said: “Hello! I am not fighting with anyone. ?
What do you do without fighting?
She is :? and :(

I noticed such a shit that where my family did not go to rest abroad, then in weeks two (at least a month) there is some shit. Let me start right from the beginning:
Travel to Thailand for a week-to-week tsunami
They traveled to the Czech Republic for a week-to-week flood throughout Europe, etc. and etc.
We went to Egypt for two weeks and there was a revolution.
I’m going to fly to the United States for a month. To be sure :)

While America and Europe urgently take their tourists out of Egypt, the demand for tickets in Russian airports has increased.
The Russians decided to capture Egypt. We will be in Egypt :)

Why do you wake up an hour earlier than you need, all so vigorous, ready to get up, but the frog is suffocating, you decide to sleep until the alarm clock, and then, at the alarm clock, you can't come back and open your eyes...

Yesterday on the street saw a billboard on which the tour firm advertised its services, on the photo was depicted a lot of stones signed by the names of countries "Turkey", "Cyprus" and so on, the girl jumped from camouflage to camouflage with an umbrella in her hands, so she jumped from camouflage "Tunisia" to camouflage "Egypt"...
I look forward to where this creature will go.

xxx: Smoking is very harmful to the teeth... I went for cigarettes in the evening - on the way to the store I got caught up with a hockey squid (the boys in the yard played). It looks like an owl now.

MP V. Medinsky believes that the cause of mass protests in Egypt became unentered mummies of pharaohs
Yyy: Deputies should be banned from taking heavy drugs...

from JJ:
It reminded me of the fairy tale about how to buy drugs in clubs in the states.
Do you need to ask the seller "r u undercover cop?"(you dressed the cop?)
If he is a cop in the role of a seller, he is obliged to say "Yes", otherwise he will not be able to delay, because. Evidence will be obtained through fraud.

BOBO4KA (22:18:13 30/01/2011)
Do you know about cognac?

Dr.Dran (22:18:21 30/01/2011)
Filled

We have a group of students studying Kalmyk (mongoloid). We collect all the flow of money for the equator, and he is responsible and from all the grandmothers gathers, on the question why he collects "well he is a Mongol, they are used to collecting money from the Russians"))

to ah! The fact that the security services fucked the terrorist at the airport was a joke to everyone, but the blogger, who wrote something about the next terrorist attack, was caught immediately. Priorities and Priorities!
Sorry for the UG!

Trailer of a football match:

Genre: Football
Production of: Russia
Directed by: Russia 2
Roles in: Footballers

An original way to get to know.
Yesterday, the boys from the neighborhood opposite lighted into our window with a laser, quite often and painfully riding in the eyes. On questions: "What do you need?" they answered: "Go out to meet!". I wanted to answer them something worthy... We are not in vain a technical university! They took the mirror and began to reflect their laser back =) They surrendered pretty soon =)

We had fun, we look forward to the continuation! If it does not exist, we will arrange it ourselves. = = )

My girlfriend burned. He says:
- I go out of the office yesterday, I look - a car someone stands with the "B" sign on the front. I think: "What a ugly Volga!"
Then I realized it was Bentley.

XXX: Greetings to everyone!! to
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XXX: What are we talking about?
yyy: xxx, the impact of the caps lock key on the intelligence...

<trololo> Ah, and I remember not drinking for a long time
<trollolo> Held
<trollolo> 14 years
<trololo> and then 9th class

Today I go to my pocket, next to the subway, I hear a man say in the phone:
Fuck, you fucking want me! I am a bandit, not a lawyer.! to

xxx: our grandmothers have long quarreled in the courtyard that when you throw a pack of garbage into the garbage pipe, someone else’s package can fly past from above and dust from the pipe...
xxx: from that moment in a month twice got to the moment when I approach the rubbish pipeline and a guy from the other floor loudly grabs in the pipe "fire in the hall" and only after that throws the bag xD

taken from the site:

I have been in school for 15 years in 8th grade!!Before I was a good man but now I am a wretch because I do not teach lessons a week!!! Instead of doing lessons, I go to the sports hall or to another!!! How can you help me to learn???? to

If you are aware of the problem, it’s okay.