I go past the school yesterday.Heat, sunshine, children are crushing out on the street.One boy runs after the girl, I think the hair will pull or the ass will give!no, picked up and hugged the shoulders...here near the second look is carried to the girl standing at the concrete fence..I think the happiness will strike and kill the little one!so no, runs and the jacket smells more tight...and she cried (why was everything in school the opposite?see there is hope for a new generation more...

Girls love to dine with candles, but the pentagram and a goat’s head on the table somehow push them away.
YYY: try the black goat virgin =)
XXX: Do you want to try?! to

c) Archakov_s

At first, as a child, they were forbidden to play dendi (for bad behavior), then to the computer.
Now my mother has taken my wife and does not want to give it.and (

I generally think that modern boys need to go through a separate course "what sex with a live woman is different from what is shown in porn".
Yyy : Why? A generation of modern girls who grew up on the same porn.

- Suki looked into the labor 3 years worked on the post of a dark administrator so and written
in Ahaia

Once a long time ago, when the Internet was not yet, and the anime could only be obtained on video cassettes, the following funny dialogue took place in the Peter's store:
Two girls aged 12-13 came to choose anime. They ask to advise them "something with boys". The saleswoman, a twenty-and-a-kind man, begins to list: “Here the boys are like this, here they are like that. Here’s "Tenchi", there’s one boy and many girls. This is "Berzerk", well that guy!!!" The girls chose something and the next item they want "something with animals". The seller once again begins to list: “There are animals like this, here are cats. Here "Totoro" is a huge furry beast. This is "Berzerk", well, this is an animal!!!" I slipped on the wall... (c) tanuka

I will take a man into sexual slavery, three-time food guaranteed.

Silver Fork: Very often "sorry, I forgot" means "I knew, but thought you’t notice"

Early in the morning, hugging, looking at the sleeping beloved, and involuntarily broke out: You are my puppet!
She (through a dream, with a sneaky sleepy voice, almost bass): what? The tube!? to
I: Oh yeah, you are my bump!
She (not waking up): She is mine!

And nobody thought that the pebbles should not be wrapped with a laser, but simply carry a heating grid along the roof edge, like in a car on the rear glass?

Or am I the only one who has such stupid ideas?

Nastya> The Windows slogan should be the phrase "Please wait..."

X: It is hard to hurt me!! to

Y: I know

You are hard to find, easy to lose, and impossible to forget.

X: from where?? to

X: How do you know it all?? to

Valler: I remembered what I dreamed last night (not this one and the previous one)
In the summer, I walk on the sidewalk in shorts. after me began to chase bobras with the words "give a foot to try, or some trees all their lives"

I went to the store with a friend and his wife. They took the mineral and tarhuna in glass bottles.
Do you have any documents with you?
We are so a little stupid, a friend like that says - what do you forgive?
I don’t need to...I see you have a wedding ring.
They quietly fell into the precipice. But she finally achieved her next phrase (P) – A...you don’t take beer.
The mood rose for the whole night.

xxx: I think it’s great to be a designer.
XX: I, by the way, am not ironic, I’t give up such a job.
YYY: What is bothering you? Nietzsche is free. The title, by the way, excellent you can "Member of Russia".
xxx: The main - the visit card "Alexander. The Designers"

YYY: And you know, MTS released their smartphone.
O_O in the shape of an egg.
yyy: ah, bleat, when buying two smartphones a rubber penis as a gift.

At the end of the 1980s, the old badge became relevant again:

Quiet on the street, clean in the apartment.
Thanks to Reactor 4!

News on Rambler:
A bag of cocaine was found at NASA Space Center.
And then they will tell us they were on the moon.)

@belk-o: Cereteli is going to make a monument to Japan...Here is the exact end of them
@zeks : A sho - it will be something to dampen the tectonic plate the shop did not dig...

In other words, children’s issues.
Even in my life as a studio student, I eat with a couple in the bus. In the early spring, the sun is so shining. In front of it is a beginner father with a child, so 4 years old. This is the age when a lot of questions start. Well, and of course the question "And why the sun shines". Dad explained for a long time and with feeling, "Well, all kinds of substances are broken up there, energy is released, part comes to us in the form of heat and light. It is" The child shakes his head and asks the following question: “Dad, what is energy?” The father looks out the window, his enthusiasm has already passed and after the pause issues the "EM CE square".