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[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №42524
 31.01.2011
I have been doing hydraulics for two weeks. Time is pushing up, so the girl temporarily goes to the second plan...

DEW: What are you doing?

Calculation of the pipeline.
I am r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r
which by the tubes there - here, t u d a - s y d a
forward - back... in p e r e d - n a z a d
The pipeline is hard and long.
The water is humid and warm.

[ + 106 - ] Comment quote №42523
 31.01.2011
Judging by contact, only chronically lonely girls know how ideal relationships are built and what a real man should be.
c) Deep

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №42522
 31.01.2011
Jana: Sash, I had another girlfriend here with a night stay. So she asks me on pleasure: "Men’s striptease will?")))
Sasha: Tell me, how did I find out that there would be another girl, in joy asked: "And it will pass?))
Anna is fucking. Well, Sasha, do you think one of us can do that?
Sasha: Well you know, it's like riding big, you learn once and for all life :) So you know how to ride big?
and no)
Do you know how to swim?
Tagged with: Toporiko))
You know how to tie the ropes?
I have always used lightning and lights.
Fuck, fuck, no questions

[ + 66 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №42521
 31.01.2011
Moonchild: What can you expect from a person who in the midst of a serious philosophical conversation in the Asche says: I go out" and go out?

[ + 63 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №42520
 31.01.2011
News, Putin about the terrorist attack in Domodedovo: "what about the treaty with criminal groups..." o_o, I think someone burned)

[ + 114 - ] Comment quote №42519
 31.01.2011
The 80-year-old Matan teacher so couples that they, in their time, despised homosexuals, and now they are in honor. We try to explain that this is not the case, and he is a counterargument to us:
So why are there only pimples in the state?! to

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №42518
 31.01.2011
YYY: How are you at work?
XXX: normal, more or less, but all the way somewhat less
YYY: to blaze! Should I choose from three options?

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №42517
 31.01.2011
The xxx:
I want love loves
YYYY :
Love of love? Why the Ladies? Do you not want love?

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №42516
 31.01.2011
Lida: It would be anything, but I had a soft toy when I was a kid.
Lida: We all thought she was a rabbit for a few years, until someone accidentally fell on her.
Lida: It turned out that she was talking and at the same time... “Hello! I am a bear!”

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №42515
 31.01.2011
I found in a blog:
" on 3 December
I went on a slide, broke the ski. The boys, the fools, pushed."o0

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №42514
 31.01.2011
What are the foods after the war? In my youth, the internet was given on cards!!! to

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №42513
 31.01.2011
Commentary on Japanese Toilet

This is how you unknowingly sit on the edges so that you do not shout loudly and then a push at your discretion will wash your back, wash your cloth and all this, contrary to the laws of physics, will flow not from top to bottom, but from your ass to your head.

[ + 114 - ] Comment quote №42512
 31.01.2011
She called Shvee to find out how much money she had to pay for the work she had done.
12 million euros? Okay thank you. Tomorrow I will hang the phone. I remember that in the same room a husband sits behind a comp and has not given signs of life for a long time. I shout, sweet, do you love me?
A wallet on the table.

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №42511
 31.01.2011
Darya: Soon bear students in their courses will give references to the House series, indicating the season and series! = = )

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №42510
 31.01.2011
Zevy: I get out of the car for 100k euros, I wear a jacket for two thousand dollars, glasses for the same amount and a watch for 50 thousand rubles, and he still runs to me and "and you know that with the Avon affiliate program you can earn up to 20 thousand rubles a month with a free schedule?"

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №42509
 31.01.2011
Ivor Horton - Visual C++ 2005 Basic Course, page 80
"Number of players of a football team - a whole number at least at the beginning of the game" ©
O_O

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №42508
 31.01.2011
The Angry Orange in Russia
YYY: What should I do? to hide? Or do they pretend to be dead?! to
xxx: on the channel Russia, the movie angry orange!

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №42507
 31.01.2011
Q: I forgot to ask you what you had in your head for the pederasty shit this morning?? to
What does it mean shit? I cut my hair yesterday for the cost in Tony and Guy between other things.
xxx: Tony's march was a weekend and you've been hurt before you)))))))

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №42506
 31.01.2011
A guy with dollars, why did you go to Egypt?

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №42505
 31.01.2011
He doesn’t look at you like a friend.
As for a girl)
I’ve been trying to get female gesture. I turned my hair there, looked at him and thought of the fried chicken, a very sensual look was obtained.


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