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1st These same japs have their floats for sale of suckles brought to Vladik.
Who is fucking?! What kind of papers? OOO
1st The cars blew. Have you seen? The car was swimming like the ass.
Here they will take them away and sell them to us.
car without a run through the Russian Federation but with a pass through Japan, blaat..
CHOCOLATE: One chocolate says "pause", and the other "do not brake"...which will you listen to?? to
I don’t talk to food.)
Somali pirates also offered some kind of help to Japan. The ransom for previously seized Japanese vessels will be reduced by 10%.
You came in your shoes today?
What kind of shoes. Summer on the street
Today is the Day of the Cat in the Boots.)
YYY: For this occasion, I will put my cat in my boots today and throw it out of the balcony.
My wife will be upset.)
I have a second shoe for her.
XX: Do you always have a bad rubbish in your ass?
I have an Opel car and a fool’s wife.
What is the pill?
Tagged: pentalgin
XXX was drunk.
YYYYY: Yes Half of
xxx: kissing
XXX: Go to
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Chok
Take a whole pill!
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The question from the Aikyu test: if you change the letters in the word SISARO, what will happen?
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Google is
"Is it mandatory to shave your head and beard if you become a cowboy or can you not shave anything?"
Alexander898: What do you need to buy in order to enable wifi in the apartment???? to
Portland: Apartment
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MeloMan: If you have one nostrils closed for 72 hours, you will slowly lose the ability to see colors.(Your eyesight will immediately return to normal when you release your nose.)
MeloMan: Let the game... begin (%
I look here on Discovery's "Destroyers of Legends" and ask: but really, how many hamsters are needed to check the washing machine's drum?
xxx: 7 years ago I was engaged in such gymnastics and lost weight in a month by 38 centimeters in total from all parts of the body, then dropped, and now decided to do it again.
YYY: How is it?
Are you a strip worm?
The surrounding space was offered to be cleaned with a laser.
Matthew has reached a new level.
by Alina:
The chocolate candy in my pocket was melting.
by Alina:
Like a fucking hand.
ALINKA
It smells delicious)
Yesterday I went home in the bus, a guy stands with a phone, texting. I looked through his shoulder, and it was written, "And your parents did not teach you that it is inappropriate to read other people's letters?"
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If you think that the best toy for your female child will be a large, beautiful doll, then you are very wrong! How much more to taste he will have your wireless keyboard, with which he will hide in some difficult place and with a face full of bliss will tick on a variety of buttons. While you’re trying to prove to your computer that it’s wrong, that you haven’t deleted a folder with your photos a second ago in the last two years and that you haven’t confirmed its deletion.
Few people know, but you can get the key for Windows 7 for free not only in the net, you can just come to the store with notes, choose the one you like and see the serial book from the bottom of the case!
Questions and Answers from the Nokia Service Center website:
Question: I don't read the flash card
Answer: It is sad
XX> about the cage, the tram and the helicopter history is true. A colleague of his mother was driving in that tram, so his finger was cut off with a piece of glass. Then at work they ask "What about the finger, why was I late?" and he edak carelessly "And the helicopter fell on me"
The case at the speech of Viktor Ivanovich P.
How dare you blame me, honest man! My filters filter even dog shit! See also! Here in this glass is the dog shit. Put into the filter. (Get half a glass of water.) See you, see you! The clean water! (Fill the water into the second glass.)
- Viktor Ivanovich,... - an impatient journalist tries to ask a question, P. turns and immediately interrupts the journalist:
Wait and wait! We have not finished our experiment.
P. quickly turns to the table, takes a glass and drinks it.
My filters are the best in the world. You did not believe!
There was complete silence in the room, one journalist with a trembling voice:
- Victor Ivanovich, you poured water from the filter into another glass.
The face of p.
The curtain.