Well, it’s time to switch from potatoes to bananas, the price is the same.

I called a friend earlier in the morning. I hear a sleepy voice in the trumpet: “Whoever you are, let you be cursed.”

No one blames the power for separating itself from the people anymore, only if it was less separating the people.

I tell from the words of a friend from the Star City, confirmed by a couple of technical publications that came to me later.

Gagarin to send into space was very hasty - in a few weeks, an American ship was to launch, even suborbital, but still into space. By the time of our launch, the soft parachute landing system turned out to be raw – on the last kilometers of the descent Gagarin had to cascading to leave the heated lander and jump out with a parachute, and without any catapult – a feat that did not repeat subsequently any of the subsequent hundreds of cosmonauts and astronauts. In addition, the rocket itself was not refined - to put it simply, the place where the astronaut would fall was known with an accuracy of up to a thousand kilometers. Therefore, for the first and last time in the history of cosmonautics, the descent was planned in a relatively densely populated area, in the Saratov region, in order not to look for a cosmonaut throughout the country. Of course, the designers were offended by all these shortcomings - they were driven by the leading party, and therefore the details of the most interesting final part of the flight of thirty years remained blurred, and even now few people know about them.

And it was all simple – grandmother Anna Akimovna from the village Smilovka went out before lunch to walk into the yard with granddaughter Rita and saw a little man in a strange orange suit with an open helmet wandering through her garden. When asked where he came from, the man replied that he was from space and himself laughed at his ridiculous version. The mysterious man explained that his ration remained in the descending apparatus, who fell, the hell knows where, and the straps of his parachute he cut off in the field. Then he asked how to get to the center. A successful search and rescue expedition at the entrance of the cellar found Anna Akimovna's carefully folded orange scavenger, and the cosmonaut himself - at the table in the company of mechanizers who ran. Gagarin joyfully wrapped the creams with cream and smiled happily.

Why are people standing by the road holding hands and shaking?
- The Prime Minister yesterday ordered to connect to electricity three and a half
Thousands of people...

*xxx says something with a full mouth
Yyy: First, get the yuh out of your mouth, it’s harmful
XXX: I don’t have it.
The mouth or the youth?
xxx: I have gone
I've got a cake out of my mouth because of you :D
You have a mouth, right?
I’m dead XD

by Gux!: while trying to shake a little bit from the tacpad - broke up on the site of United Russia...

Rectangle – what is it?
2: hz... but I have a bad association with this word
You’re probably the first person to see this word.
I became second because of you.

From the blog:

I have already become much more calm about power outages, especially on non-working days, when you do not need to save a notebook. I learned to filter water from the well and heat food in the oven.
But watching the movie "I am a legend" in a desolate village - I overestimated my nerves a little bit.

Who destroyed Sergey Zverev? Can it be turned back?

Gentoo Way Chocolate is dry milk, cocoa powder, cocoa butter, emulgator, lecithin, sugar and a 300-page manual for its preparation.

The paint in the printer was over... black... I got the cartridge, looked at it, put it back. The printer asks "is the cartridge replaced?"I press "yes"... and I normally print the documents in black paint

Was I the only one who dreamed when I was a child that the wolf of "Well, go and eat a rabbit?" and ((
The man! You are not alone ?

What does he do?
Hacking WebMoney with ArtMoney

No one there talks so much about sex as 18-year-old virgins!

Mom asked to buy a cat food, walk, comes a text message with the following content:
"Pets and Dogs"
I answered:
"That’s the case. You are "n"
Again the SMS:
"Coursework"

Son 4 years. He sits with a worrying sight under the tree. In the hands of the head of Santa Claus, the grandfather himself rolls. Dad, and what he grimmed there, he asks and shakes his head off (when he ripped off seemed pieces of plastic got inside and really grimmed. I am talking brain. He shakes his head and sadly asks why I’m not grimping.

I love you like fish love water.
She: I suspect that fish do not like water. It’s just like saying "How a man loves air". He doesn’t like it and takes it as an honor. Without him he would die.
Ohso wrote that if you pull a fish to the shore, it will understand how dear its sea, and it will be a completely different fish. The analogy is beautiful, but the fact is that a fish has only one minute of memory. In a minute, it will also be the simplest fish that does not pay attention to the sea.
Here is.
And now you can say "Let’s be quiet. I couldn’t say "I love you too very much!"..Mm...might) I love you too very much.

The greatest lie of the 21st century: I’ll call you back in 5 minutes. :D

I never thought that I would come to visit one of the guys I knew to have passionate, unrestricted, nothing-binding, sex, and instead 3 hours I will LIKE PELLMANY with all his family... I can't understand who used it))