Look at all the cinemas. A new horror film from the best physicists and mathematicians - "Four-Dimensional Space," now in 3D.

From local car sales forum:

- I sell Prioru sedan, setup Norm, Color SOCI.
The Color of Sochi? Is it how? Announced for Room Delivery? =) is

Welvimar
Do you know what I will tell you?

Welvimar
The Estonian prostitute

Welvimar
I don’t know why, but I had to say it.

A friend is working in the guard. Talk in the morning:

Loyola (09:53:13 25/11/2010)
Yes, my change is over.

Lesuxa (09:53:28 25/11/2010)
A: I congratulate you. Is it calm in Baghdad?

Loyola (09:54:21 25/11/2010)
I don’t know how there was :-) and I chased the sectants at night.

Lesuxa (09:55:29 25/11/2010)
is cool! What did they want? Do you work at the cemetery?? to

Loyola (09:57:10 25/11/2010)
No :-D They stood in front of the club with candles and sang songs, but when I went out with the beat they seemed to realize that they were wrong.

Loyola (09:59:30 25/11/2010)
It is always fun at night :)

Vassula, what is it for you?
The Chelyabinsk Mohito.
Is it rum and mint?
Yyy: No, water and crop.

This morning the cat with the pigeons again soaked the bark)))
Sitting between the windows in the kitchen, and on the window a pigeon, well Baska lies not moving and burns it.
I shave, open the door and the light falls on the window. Basha not turning the head so "mirrrr" thin, type "light off",
Well I turn off, he’s still quietly not turning his head "mir-mir" type "sabi, ah"

Children should be educated from the moment their parents are born!!! to

If it’s the first time, call me. If you refused, because " busy today / school tomorrow / cat is giving birth / hair is not done, etc. ", you should not call. These "causes" usually do not disappear!
Yyy: Well not always, if once this is - maybe, the cat is really giving birth :) But if the cat gives birth every two days, then, of course, it is not worth naming.
Zzz: If the cat is giving birth at all, it should be careful

Apartment for sale in Moscow for $250k
You can buy for a smaller amount:
10k - 20k house on the coast in GOA
2K-3K - slave in Thailand for the rest of her life
2K-3K - another one, so that the first is not boring
2K-3K - and one more, for fun

petit_fantome: Once a nearby and unlucky young man began to formulate a multi-stage compliment with a very complex design, mixed, confused, so long picked up words that I eventually lost patience and began to tell him epithetics. He listened and agreed.

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So, the case was autumn.I went to the clinic in the morning.
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With a package in hand.
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Very very easy.
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At the crossroads I cross the road, and I am surrounded by 2 children aged 17-18 on a scooter and pulled out of my hands this package.
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Consequently, they then disappear in an unknown direction.
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There was only one thing in the package.
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Box with analysis for eggs of worms!

1: I would like to see.
as the desperate Oriflame people relentlessly try to penetrate perfume to the equally relentless Jehovah’s Witnesses, while they try to convert them to their religion.))))
[23:11:36] 1: it is like an antivirus battle )))
[23:12:23] 2: Who is who?)))
But I think the Oriflame will win.
[23:12:49] 1: They have no soul
1: They sold their soul to the devil... and a stinking tree.

Another law of deceit in girls is to paint the eyelids and sneeze :(

Serega: This year, the SPB government allocated 1,000 units of snow-gathering equipment. Judging from what I saw today on the street, these units are Moldavians with shovels..."

I went to the market with my nephew. He walked in the rows, he was on his hands. When I got out of the market (I still thought it was hard!He found a booty in his hand. Where I found the unknown.

Can contact lenses stick to the eyes in the cold?
Dr. House: If you are still alive, no
c) J4R

The hacker, who showed porn in Moscow, was sentenced for drugs.
Comment: Here is a good example of how to fight torrent users.

What do I do if I know my boyfriend is cheating on me?
Make a plane.

Thank you very much Fede, who today in the cafe on Pavelecka whispered us the password from the local wifi point of access))) thank you very much!=)) you give a crazy wifi!

Plz, bring it to the best, let the mankind rejoice))

I sit on duty at the FSB Public Relations Center. The call:
“Zdr’auствуйте” (with a light French pronouncement) is the FSB? It is wonderful. I am the director of a children’s home in Fr'antia, for the Russian children-in-law. We brought a girl here – she’s a mother! Str to fuck! She spoke all the nightmare words! He sends everybody to the hares!” Do something! What is the FSB? She said she was Putin’s daughter.