xx: And you know that while the princes are hanging somewhere, normal girls have to date horses?
Xy: I will disappoint you. If a girl forgot about the "prince" for the sake of meetings with horses, then she was the cow herself, otherwise she would not have been on the horses.
XX: How did you call me??? Do not write to me anymore!! to
xx goes offline
Xy burned herself.

E is!{uk: Here everyone says magic does not exist, magic is the fate of the rollers, but at the same time every self-respecting Russian knows how to cast 3 basic curses: 01- protection from fire, 03- replenishment, and my favorite 02- challenge demons.

During that thunderstorm from direct hitting the house burned a laptop at my neighbor, disconnected from the Internet and power network. that is. Galvanically independent, he also burned the magnetophone imported three pieces, the adidas cedds and the virginity of his daughter.

XXX: Listen, and how to bring the young man pleasure?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ;)
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(in the evening)
XXX: What is a minet?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: well we were given the test, there was the question was what you would give a young man (girl) on the first date? I didn't know what to write, I think you know better.
YYY: Search in Wikipedia)
( the silence )
XXX: I will kill you!
XXX: I thought it was a job of some sort!You are totally nonsense?! to
YYYY: “ROFL” what did you write there?
xxx: "On the first date I would give a modest gift-made by me personally passes well and so on in the same way" I will kill you tomorrow!! to

Raskalbas: And we had a typhoon in the class, so he made himself a precise computer layout from cardboard, inserted sheets into the monitor, and wrote on the program sheet in pascal) and life as a PC.
Raskalbas: Then he bought a real PC... no one has seen him again))

111 neon condoms)
222 of them!!!Are they burning in the dark?
111 Well...not to burn...it’s not Bengal condoms.

She told her boyfriend about a movie she recently watched:
There’s also Katy Perry’s husband.
and stop! Does she have a husband? The fucking!
“Yes, I’m also very sad that Johnny Depp has two children.

My mother and sister are cooking cake in the kitchen.
What else would you like to decorate the cake?
Cut on the rings)

Visit cards are broken to distinguish a personally handed out visit card from the one sent by mail, attached to documents, transmitted through agents and other methods of delivery of visits. The blown card means that it was handed over personally and with the person you know personally.

I bought the King on Saturday. :)
xxx: Kolya number received - x022cm
WOW: Is it true?
Yes no, less of course.)
I am about the car!! to

<nm> delayer: there were times of shit, I remember carrying a disc in my pocket with jpg tile, slipped in the winter and pipet - no tile

I couldn’t give up on volleyball, no matter how I tried. The last time we go with a friend to the sports hall to try our luck, the rest are waiting for us on the bench near the institute. Sitting under the grit 100 times and I will deliver. Without any problems, I sit down, my friend thinks, the teacher is watching..... once at 90m one of the classmates calls, say you where, we waited, and I answer something like: "..aaaaah..даа..щааас..yet a little huhuut..", he throws the tube in a *u. After the receipt, I go out sweaty and satisfied and on the stretching half curved legs I go down to my astonished classmates... Should I say that I have long forced them to believe in the true cause of my condition))))

From the competition in the game "Crocodile" was disqualified the team of surrogators for cheating :)

The Advertising:
Intimate whitening is beautiful!
Make the intimate area brighter and more beautiful without leaving the house! You are worthy!

Docked...whitening letters *ROFL*
So I imagine: fried in the solarium ' glamorous' blonde with white pussy XD

A little boy from childhood flooded.
Trolls on the Forums, Humans Hamill.
The skull is broken, the fingers broken.
The network of guests is not in debt.

Karbofos

The silver ring is lost. If anyone finds, before
xxx: how to throw out or sell or give - show,
xxx: please for me
Nice try, Sauron

I'm a cute girl, I have a higher education, I cook well, I love sex, I don't wear uggy and I don't look at Summers.
Do you want to know where the bottom is?

I am a lesbian!

Muniya
Do you rarely come to school?

MaxTry
What a school, I suffer, I suffer.
Hermione anyway.

There is a river in the center of the city. On the ice is large, on the entire width of the river (meters 60) in two rows drawn: I, the heart of red, Russia. To my son (7 years) I explain: it is written "I love Russia". He: "Someday this love will melt..."

XXX: How did you fly?
WOW: You know, flying GM... great. But when they returned... Something is very tense when a stewardess is carried through the cabin into the cabin to the pilot with a parachute in his hands.

WOW: And even the fact that we were still on the ground at the time is not very reassuring. You sit and think, if they do, they are ready. And you are not.