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Commentary: "I hate you, so I’ll suck you off, thief!" :D

The weather takes meat from my cat.
I’t have eaten you in his place.

You have passed through a laser beam. You split into antiparticles.
You are still made up of particles. Now I will touch you and we will annihilate you.
I am not annihilating with little-known people.

M: Didn’t they tell you that you look like Vera Brezhnev?
A couple of times, and I’m very happy every time.
M is lying.

L. King: As for U.S. Defense Secretary Robert Gates’s statement that Russian democracy has disappeared and that the government is run by security services. What is your response to the U.S. Secretary of Defense’s statement?

Vladimir Putin: I know Mr. Gates, I have met him several times. I think he is a very nice person and not a bad specialist. But, as you know, Mr. Gates was one of the heads of the Central Intelligence Administration of the United States, and today he is the Secretary of Defense. If you are the best expert on democracy in the United States, I congratulate you.

A: Is this why God is so favorable to atheists?
A: Because they don’t get it with a reason and without.

Astrologers have announced the first day of winter - - 3 to the length of the fresh air.

From American Chat
X: Did you go to Barcelona with me? It will be more fun with you.
I don’t want to go to Barcelona, it’s not safe there, just like most of Europe.
Are there more bandits?
No, it is forbidden to carry short arms.

Bishop16:29
What is the name of such a beautiful shrimp growing in the swamp?
Toughened16:30
brown shit, similar to cacao, on the stem
Ekaterina Chelysheva 16:30
Cucumbers
Toughened16:30
No is))
Ekaterina Chelysheva 16:30
Kamish
Toughened16:30
Oh yes))
Ekaterina Chelysheva 16:30
And then 😉

The guy on the Forester, who did not give way to the ambulance on the Narymsky Ring today at 19:20, I remembered your number, I will find, I will ur. p.s I wasn’t from the ambulance, I was just driving around and crawling.

I remember when the first tamagochi appeared, it was lazy to spend money on that shit. Then my friend and I wrote the book. He only had to give the alchemy and drugs. If you do not follow, there has been a suicide from the breakout.

"Forty thousand monkeys put a banana in their ass"? to
Comrade, you understand that this check information is intended to identify bank card holders by phone support service. You will tell this to the operator.

Hasik, guy, what’s going on with you?
Darty – what is it?
Hasik - well, you constantly chew the orbit, your teeth started to brush, always shaved, cleaned, not mating.
Darty - I have a girlfriend.
Darty – yes, it stresses me too.

RT @KissMyGrail: Astrologers have announced a Dendroid Week. The probability of falling into wood is 10% higher than usual.

Caesar (21:27:44 1/12/2010)
The company’s 47 CEOs.? to

Slave (21:28:03 1/12/2010)
Probably this is some kind of huge international company that has many branches around the world. What company?

Caesar (21:29:29 1/12/2010)
Automotive

Slave (21:30:03 1/12/2010)
Are there so many CEOs? O_O

If you don’t enjoy having sex, you’re a hand.

Who are your parents in the Zodiac sign?? to
Mother Lion, Dad Scorpio
And you?? to
I am a manicure!! ^ ^ ^

If it is truly known that there are honest employees in the militia, then why not give them the shape of a different color, so that they can at least somehow be distinguished.

About Political Correctness

Leha, which Tokamak built in Shatur, and from the 92nd year of mathematics in the
Germany develops and teaches, said:
We have 30,000 people in the town, and I have a reputation like that.
A strange Russian.
And we have to tell you that the appearance of Lehi - Vanek-Vankom - only the eyes give out a unique mind.
So here is:
- And they gathered - he says - in the framework of some euro-action
Humanitarian aid for Albanian refugees.
“You,” they ask, “Alexey, you probably won’t participate?”
“No,” I say.
Many lips were squeezed, slightly noticeable with heads... slightly. An uncertainty arose.
I decided to explain. The Germans have a complex of guilt for the Jews. And I am not a German, I am a Russian, the Jews helped us make the revolution, and we saved them from the German furnaces. So I think I can say what I think. And I say:

If they had gathered ammunition for the Serbs, I would have participated.
By the way, this would also solve your Albanian refugee problem.

There was a dead silence.

A railwaywoman asks a man running behind the train and waving his hands:
Are you late on the train?
I’m going to get him out of the station!