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[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №39601
 30.11.2010
The lack of vodka is its only disadvantage.

[ + 55 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №39600
 30.11.2010
@voronena: I’m sitting down, turning off the wall of the system to blow it out. The host of the comp carefully and for a long time observes me and asks: "It is now you will put me a new program, yeah?"

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №39599
 30.11.2010
From the news tape:
Silver, Water and Alcohol Found on the Moon
The next news:
Russia to build landing base on the moon

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №39598
 30.11.2010
The couple began.
Something you have so little today.
A little bit of you too.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №39597
 30.11.2010
The neighbors in the shelter included Bob Marley in full, I already feel how the dredd grows out of the head and an incomprehensible cumar appeared...

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №39596
 30.11.2010
You can look at three things indefinitely - on the burning fire, on the running water, and on your closed session.
will.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №39595
 30.11.2010
Life is not punishable for excess speed.

[ + 82 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №39594
 30.11.2010
Everyone watching television has heard of a Buryat girl who asked the president “to dress like a pencil” and was invited with the whole family to the main tree of the country. A child’s dream has come true, but such girls don’t only live in the storm. I want to tell you a story about one of them. The editorial office of the local newspaper, where the information came, was paralyzed for half an hour due to the laughing hysteria of the staff.
So then...
She lived in Kalitvenskaya in the depths of the Rostov region, a 13-year-old girl who saw a girl from Buryatia on television and decided to write a letter to President Medvedev, since he is conducting such a loud sale of dreams.
I went to the president's website and wrote him a letter - about my dad, about my mom, that life is hard, but in general everything is good, only bad - there are no sea pigs in the village, and where to take them - is unknown.
She wants a pork. Will President Medvedev help her get it?
In Moscow there is a special Office of the President of the Russian Federation for the work with applications of citizens.
There they recorded the receipt of the appeal from the station of Kalitvenskaya, printed it, attached a paper to the circulation, placed a large red seal and, without reading, sent it to the administration of the Rostov region, to the governor, for trial on the spot.
In the administration of the Governor there is a similar department for working with citizens' appeals.
There, the letter from the presidential office was accepted, the acceptance was recorded, another sheet was attached to it, another stamp was placed and, likewise, without reading it, it was sent to the district administration.
The head of the district administration also did not read the appeal about the pork, but he also found himself in the apparatus to deal with the appeal and, as a result, he was read. of offices. And they sent officials to a school where a talented girl was studying, who wrote a letter to President Medvedev.
The officials would call the parents, and say - buy the child pork. If there is no money, go to the city and buy it. And for the delivery of pigs to call the press and tell us how we are performing the instructions of the president.
of Medvedev. Everyone would be well. But no one had enough brains to do this, and officials attacked the director of the school: who, say, are you raising here?! to
Called all together from the lessons the girl and started murmuring her, the child in tears.
My mom was on a trip and called my aunt to school.
My aunt came. Who are you growing up? There is a crisis in the country, and you eat pork?! to
President Medvedev has nothing more to do than to give a pig.
Write a formal rejection from the pig!
The aunt was at first upset, but as she recovered, she told them who they were and where they came from, as well as what they could do with their refusal. I went to the local newspaper in the city of Kamensk.
The newspaper could not stand for a long time. But in the end they decided that there is a crisis or not a crisis, but the child is a child, and you have to be tolerant, especially, the girl knows how to use the internet and the computer, not a fool, so. And then they took the child and stunned, the child says.
I thought my dream would come true, I would not ask anyone else for anything.
The editor looked at it, took 500 rubles, went to the animal store and bought the child a seafood.
The director of the zoo, when he heard where the pig would go, also roasted for a long time and gave the pig a cage and feed. The pig in a cage with food was given to the child, the child was happy, and the editor went to write a slaughter article and consult what he would be for it from the local authorities.
In the evening, the editor called the girl's aunt and told her that it was not the end of the story! After she came to the newspaper, the aunt went on the internet and wrote another letter to President Medvedev! About how the girl wrote to the president, and what came out of it...
Two hours later (almost exactly) officials arrived at my aunt's house with apologies and two sea pigs.
Now the child has three pigs, and officials, judging by the speed of reaction, still dream of nightmares.

[ + 64 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №39593
 30.11.2010
I go in a trolleybus and see the following picture: at the stop the trolleybus stops, the doors open. There is a grandmother in the trolleybus, followed by a man.
Man: Sorry, am I going to the central market?
Grandma is no.
A disappointed man comes out of a trolleybus. The doors are closed, the trolley bus is touching. The grandmother added:
“And here I will come!”

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №39592
 30.11.2010
In the Czech Republic there is a town called Sukoradi.

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №39591
 30.11.2010
I come home. Mom: Imagine, there is such a number, you call, pick up the code and you get 100p on the account.We tried it all at work!it really works!hallava!...the first thought - my mom was hacked.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №39590
 30.11.2010
Talk on Skype about what to do if a snake bites in Thailand.
Anastasia: I liked the advice:"Try to remember what it looked like that bit you"
Ekaterina: it is better to immediately avenge and bring to the doctor what bit you)))

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №39589
 30.11.2010
Tomcat: The bankruptcy procedure is when you turn money from your jacket pocket into your pants. Take off your jacket and give it to investors.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №39588
 30.11.2010
Claimant Christopher Roller, who considers himself a God, accused the Illusionists that in their spells they ignored the laws of physics, and therefore used divine force, therefore violating his copyright.

[ + 150 - ] Comment quote №39587
 30.11.2010
Companions of drivers!
In connection with the coming frost, if you see a pedestrian splashing off a zebra in anticipation of the opportunity to cross the road, please give in! Slow down for a few seconds, you are sitting in a cozy and warm living room, and we hate it. very cold, really... and your good gesture may win us the same seconds when the bus leaves the stop and goodbye to the exhaust in the face :)

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №39586
 30.11.2010
I wrote you a program. and
But the bugs did not disappear entirely.
Let them not worry you anymore.
The program will not help you.

The computer is silent, hopeless.
This is Kaspersky Tomy virus.
I wrote you the program... but carelessly.
Do not let God give it to others.

[ + 142 - ] Comment quote №39585
 30.11.2010
xxx> I now have a unique securities. In it there is a mistake (the letters "P" and "K" are confused) only in one word, but how the meaning has changed! And Gendry did not notice, signed.
And the paper says the following: "For the early completion of the project to cremate the following employees: " and the list of employees)
To him the chief of the department approached, interested, to kill them before this, or just so will come.)

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №39584
 30.11.2010
and explanatory.
Late to work due to the fact that he stood in a stupor for an hour and a half with his mouth open, looking at the thermometer.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №39583
 30.11.2010
XXX: People, what to popcorn to watch?

[ + 90 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №39582
 30.11.2010
As you call the cat, it will heal.
We brought home a cat 4.5 years ago. Small, black and funny. After some reflection how to name from the two final options "Snowboy" and "Tyson" was chosen the second option=)
Today we play with this 4.5-year-old cat) This miracle is worn around the apartment, periodically sinking anywhere, then attacking from there. There is a couch, a chair next to it, almost tight, but where they are closed, a couple of hands will slip through their backs. Kotte crawls behind the couch and what does not come out of there... I decide to see that he has gone, I look into this space and I get the wildest supply in the eye with the front leg with the most powerful jump =))) The eye normally opened in 10 minutes, about the same time the bleach became visible))

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