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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №39401
 26.11.2010
Hello Lucia? I built a house, I planted a tree.
Come to.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №39400
 26.11.2010
Lessons of English:
Can I go out?
by Pizzu.
What? what?? to
Please do it

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №39399
 26.11.2010
Mi56: Why is there no injection?
volchak: under a lying server does not run the internet))

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №39398
 26.11.2010
XXX is
The word "stalkers" is replaced by "steelwar"
YYYY
All right
YYYY
Work and not suffer.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №39397
 26.11.2010
From forum, topic [auto] Parks whisper on glass
The xxx:
How to get rid of the scrap?

YYYY :
Do not destroy the palaces.

Or at least quietly approach them from behind and only then push the back.
Then they will not have time to jump on the hood, and immediately fall under the wheels.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №39396
 26.11.2010
From one forum:
I am Misha, I have no monthly to do

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №39395
 26.11.2010
Listening to a couple:
Q: What are you listening to?
The Beatles mostly.
HH: This is what?
WOW: Oh Oh, O WOW...
HH: What else is there?
by Elvis Presley. If you say you don’t know him, I’ll hit the chair.
“Silence... and no normal music?”
I went to the fucking.

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №39394
 26.11.2010
11 and 11 (16:10):
I now shrugged my hand. It hurts...
226 (16:10) :
Do you have a hand in your hand? 😉

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №39393
 26.11.2010
My friends moved out of town.
Direct to MCAD.
A house of 500 meters.
Swimming pool and gym
He bought her a beauty salon for entertainment.
and a goat
Now she runs the salon and feeds the goat twice a day.

[ + 74 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №39392
 26.11.2010
RusalloffKa ‎(14:38):
Humm was yesterday. The sides and the dining hallways, two single groups from another subgroup pass by. The first goes with such a face as if she is bursting out of laughter, but holds strongly, the second silently crawls behind her. They left, then again they passed by, the first carries a soap in his hand, the second cuddles to us, stretches his hand... And there on the nameless finger dressed in numbers, the finger is already blue, swollen all. She cries, jokes, clothes and does not take off and leaves. We have a foolish scene...And she returns, the number still on the finger, soap to see did not help...Noet, said that I do, how to remove her - go to injury, there will be removed....A minute pause....And scream on the whole dining room and how I will take the basket???!!! to

[ + 97 - ] Comment quote №39391
 26.11.2010
8 God has punished you.
Yyy: I am an atheist.
XXX: He is

[ + 73 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №39390
 26.11.2010
From one animated forum where the theme of the best tactics of battles in the anime, which raised the theme of Seilor Moon and Takesedomaska.
xxh:They just have a crazy tactic, I give an example: the main heroine of the plateau, flying like cannon meat on the demon, which is naturally higher than her level at least once in 50.At the moment when the demon begins to win (I why not be surprised), she wept in the whole throat that "it's all bored","why everyone should die","and let's live friendly"and naturally begins to cry like a child on whom a bunch of shit fell.But it wasn't here that...But suddenly there is a "pedic" in the coat and cylinders, says ATTENTION!!!!focus: gets the rose and how does it wrap this soft branch in the foam-beton hard asphalt O_O...Demon inAcqua and screams David Blane!At this moment the plaque casts the moon magic and kills the demon, the demon arets not from pain but from sadness, because he did not learn the secret of that focus with the rose T_T.This tactic they merged not a few demons and their masters, no one did not know how this pedic in the cylinder creates such a fragile plant...

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №39389
 26.11.2010
In the winter, everyone becomes old-fashioned and starts to put a T-shirt in jeans.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №39388
 26.11.2010
YYY
No to. Ringtones on the phone.
XXX is
cleverly
YYY
Do you want me to show you what I am worth?
XXX is
I guess... I’m confused.
XXX is
and ROFL

[ + 106 - ] Comment quote №39387
 26.11.2010
Today I was in the bus and saw a 25-year-old guy listening to the player. Would this seem surprising? It is nothing. But when the guy got the player and began to turn the cassette (!) For some reason I had an acute desire to ask passengers what year it is.

[ + 67 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №39386
 26.11.2010
The sound that came from her side made her turn around. And she immediately understood why the people in Orléans were so quiet and kind.
Mother had to hear that in foreign countries there are countries where thieves rub their hands so that there is nothing to steal. This approach has never been approved.
This was not done in Orléans. Their heads were cut off so that no one could even think of the theft.
© Terry Pratchett, "Witch Abroad"

You know, I think we can only bring order in the same way.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №39385
 26.11.2010
What if I tell you all about my feelings?
The Pizzeria

[ + 54 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №39384
 26.11.2010
We have a gazelle running around the city of some company, with an interesting inscription: "Tra-ta-ta! Tra-T to T! We bring a package with us!" The question "Where is the package?", in vain, even no one arises.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №39383
 26.11.2010
“Julia, after all that I’ve learned about you, I, as an honest man, must now marry you!”
After all that you learned about me, you still want to marry me???

[ + 66 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №39382
 26.11.2010
Blizzard (21:34:08 24/11/2010)
Fuck... you need to come up with an advertising slogan for a dental clinic,... somehow there are snow-white teeth, beating a black rotten tooth, and the signature "white power!"

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