8 November 2010

Today were born: Boris Moiseev, Sergey Penkin, Timati, Ksenia Sobchak and Nikita Dzhigurd. Therefore, if your wife is giving birth, ask the midwives to wait until tomorrow.

From the forum:
XXX: You are all saying that. In fact, the faster the male ejaculates, the more evolution is developed. So my boyfriend is the most evolutionarily developed male... the male male of the baby bl*t... :'(

Read in "Rules" on one forum:
" and 4. The decisions of the administration have greater power than the booklets on this page. andquot;
:D

Nash (15:32:32 8/11/2010)
A! Remember the epic file talked about?
Pro (15:56:05 8/11/2010)
Oh well?
Pro (16:10:05 8/11/2010)
What’s up with Epic?
Nash (16:16:24 8/11/2010)
Carro, a girlfriend told me.
Pro (16:18:21 8/11/2010)
well
Nash (16:21:04 8/11/2010)
She had no boyfriend for a long time. And here in the cafe she meets a nice young man. They appoint a date, meet, dine, walk. She invites him to her. At first he refused to go. She still persuades him, because there hasn’t been a guy in all respects for a long time. They come to her home. They dance and kiss. And here... apparently what they ate was not the first freshness. A delicious snack. The guy, red, begins to go away, but! Here is a second curtain from my acquaintance. The guy begins to roast, but in vain he did it. Because the power to contain gases when laughing is very little. He, releasing delicious exhaust gases, breaks to it in a push and occupies a tough defense there. But the girl also needs this good of civilization.
Pro (16:21:43 8/11/2010)
Yippidy yi yippity yay.
Nash (16:22:05 8/11/2010)
This is Epic fail, bro!
Nash (16:36:38 8/11/2010)
By the way, they decided that after all this they no longer have anything to be ashamed and began to meet.

If a girl says she can drink a glass of vodka, then the girl can drink a glass of vodka. Girls don’t joke about these things.

I went to the toilet, forgot to take toilet paper... now the book has an unexpected end

Taomach: There are legends that client-banks trust only specially raised and educated people to write.
Taomach: This is forced marriage between a pure Indian proctologist and an African Maca with a developmental delay.
Taomach: The crossing is repeated several times until a special form of deformity is obtained - arms growing from the butt, against the background of acephaly and a hernia of the spinal cord into the skull.
Taomach: Such a child is all his life beaten on his head and body until he reaches the right curvature of his hands and is separated from the world and its laws.
Taomach: When he is ready, he is injected with a deadly dose of heroin and forced to write the code until he dies.

Very often when I make makeup, especially paint the arrows, so the function is not enough to reflect horizontally. :(

In my opinion, the November 4 days - a small rehearsal of the New Year's 2 weeks

From the discussion of the topic on the hubre, as the guy was jailed for mocking in the chat:

Welcome to BR
Welcome to BR
Do you have a tail?

Everything seems to be clean.

So go back then.

– Same sauce goat, pederastia rotten.

So glad to see you.

Let’s not go away.

From the topic "unusual poses for sex" on the forum:

As for Daniel:
I wonder how these couples get together.

Married :
Your friends probably only told you about one posture. Read more about sex.

As for Daniel:
Besides cancer, there are other poses.

The Medical:
I’ll tell you more, there’s still sex with a girl, and it’s cancer!

K2Spam: hihi) I have one half of my brain says "need to close the eyelids for a couple of seconds to restart the system", and the other half answers "no-no-no David Blane, we know your couple of seconds".))))

Catalog Oriflame.Shadows for the Centuries "Shrek & Fiona".I am tormented by vague doubts...

Where are we going?
and direct.
What is there?
and direct. 

The Japanese are good on Wednesday.

p.s Sushi is Wednesday.

Ptich: Few people know that the children of the players of the Russian national team in volleyball behave roughly, fearing crushing backbones :)

I don’t know where I am now, practically.
Cube: I did not study.
Cube: judging by "proactively"
Marine: Practically
Cube: and by " not where " the same
Cube: and by "I don’t learn"
Marina: nowhere
Cube: to shrink
Cube: Chat is useful
Marina: I am
Cube : xd
Cube: not going
Cube: aaahahahahah

and XXX:
You know, we don’t send such messages to each other either. I bet he’ll ignore my message. Even maybe I sent this text message only because I subconsciously know that he will ignore the message, for which I will offend him....(It turns out that I am looking for a reason to think about him....but....why I don’t understand it myself). Okay, let’s go back to the topic. Previously, almost every day sent such text messages, such as "Good morning, good night, I can't, but unfortunately such a romance quickly ended, and now for him to get the phone and write a couple of lines becomes incredibly difficult and irritating, because it distracts him from work, and what he does, do nothing like stupid sms to write! Here is something else! In short, this is how it is. It is better then to never write such messages at all than to be frustrated and disappointed in a person as a romantic nature in the future! By the way, while I was writing the message, he never replied to the SMS, which proves the above. And again, out of respect for me, pretend that the message is long and productive, and read it a little slowly (although pretend that you are reading for a long time), because I have printed it for so long that I regret the time lost on such a message for five seconds of reading it.
R.S: No, I did not eat mushrooms.

OOOU :
very very. Very high quality grass.

Bronteemkin Pronosec > what creature did my nick change?? to

Progress has gone a long way. In the house, the lights are turned off and you have to read an e-book in the light of a candle.