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[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №39281
 23.11.2010
XHH is fucking. I will soon have a roof with these dreams.
I looked like Gogol in a dream, scratched my pen on the paper and cried out, “Yes! What a great joke I wrote!"
When I woke up, I remembered the last word:
There were so many dancers in the Soviet Union that some of them are still popular on the radio.
yyy: >_<

[ + 53 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №39280
 23.11.2010
News about the Chinese iPad.

Karasik wrote:
Japanese are burning

Toha wrote:
I live in China, I use a real iPad and I can’t tolerate Chinese counterfeits, even if they invented something of their own. And then the food sticks they have never gone in inventiveness, they all copy and copy!
23.11.2010 06:43:28

Kidiz writes: I live in Roissy, I use the Chinese Smart Q7, invented by the Chinese. But in Roissy, other than spraying the bubble from the sale of oil, they could not come up with anything at all, even food sticks.
23.11.2010 08:57:03

Dushan wrote:
I live in Afghanistan, I use an AK-47, invented by the Russians. And in Afghanistan, except to grow opium sour and synthesize from it the fool of the highest test could not come up with anything at all. Even pads for food. Maybe they invented something of their own. Further than the derivatives of opiates, they did not go in inventiveness, all opiates and opiates!
23.11.2010 09:13:22

Rustam wrote:
I live in Amsterdam, using hemp invented by the Arabs. In the Netherlands, they invented something of their own. And then smoking and substance use - nothing at all could come up with, even food sticks!
23.11.2010 09:25:17

Doyle wrote:
I live in Germany, I drink beer made by Dutch people. And the Germans have not yet been able to invent anything but Hitler, here they can do nothing but eat beer with sausages, they have not even invented food sticks!
23.11.2010 09:43:25

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №39279
 23.11.2010
The Puff:
Tell me what you don’t like about our relationship.
and Izzy:
I don’t like the fact that I’m always to blame.
and Izzy:
always
The Puff:
They. What does it have to do with me?

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №39278
 23.11.2010
... for such fools as you need to create a website "In conflict"...

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №39277
 23.11.2010
A really good layout of the apartment and the interior is when the doors from the kitchen to the room with a compot open themselves.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №39276
 23.11.2010
In the UK created a dating site for not beautiful! It is true! In order to support them. They promise to cast photos. You need to be really NOT beautiful to get an account... why am I doing all this... And you will risk registering?

[ + 62 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №39275
 23.11.2010
From the torrent forum:
How can I configure the customer to go straight into the basket?

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №39274
 23.11.2010
What did you do for Sessy?
I bought a pen.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №39273
 23.11.2010
Bring the pls:
The men!
While you walk in the midst of the pale and see that there are no princesses left, the princesses stand in the other row, and your horses stick to them.

Well, when "princesses" look so that only horses stick...

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №39272
 23.11.2010
I woke up in the middle of the night and went to drink water. I look at the clock, and there is my hospadi-god half eight in the morning, that is, I have to be in the institute in an hour. She gathered in record time, left books in her bag and broke. In general, I realized that something was wrong only after 20 minutes of standing at the stop. You know, the silence is like that and the bus is like it should have come... 3 o’clock at night, fucking, 3 o’clock at night!
Moral: check the time for a few hours, some may suddenly drop the battery.)

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №39271
 23.11.2010
The theory of the counts is a fun thing.
A grave is a tree when and only when each of its ribs is a bridge.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №39270
 23.11.2010
Leah is:
I'm working on a secret object, and it's secret to see because if the enemies find out what this rugged scattered shit is and how it's being protected - they'll immediately attack it.
and cape:
This is the case in our country :)

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №39269
 23.11.2010
The words of a blonde:
This ubiquito is such a funny wind...

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №39268
 23.11.2010
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Physics is burning. literally.
YYY :?? to
XHH: In general, there were two people coming to the class - me and Mihan.
He sat in front of our party on a chair and began to explain the material on the conscript he placed to us on the party. During the lecture he smoked a cigarette.
I guess I guess =)))
XHH: In the fierce dust, he began to tick that into his own perspective. Well, he burned his food... A firefighter turned on, the entire cabinet in water drops. Context is natural to hell.
Ferguson: And the firefighters?
Oh yeah yes. When they asked what happened, he said, “There are sorrows in life... and, breathing a lot, smoked a second cigarette.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №39267
 23.11.2010
Stone to the video "How to Put an Egg in a Bottle" killed:

Anyone who knows what the worst cpocob can do is pull out this egg without speeding up the bottle (she can do it she can do it)

To this end:

1st Drink a bottle of water.

2nd He changes the position of the bottle to flow into the cockpit of the MIG-31 and get the so-called MIG-31. "Pakistani Cities"

Three Tagged cabin

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №39266
 23.11.2010
As a result of the conflict between two families in the Turkish province of Shanla Urfa, a massive fight began in which 600 people took part.

Harsh Turkish families


[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №39265
 23.11.2010
CraaaaaazY: Dolled electronic cigarettes!! to
CraaaaaazY: I walked out the street last night, it was dark, cold. My daughter is 40 years old, smoking. I am going by, a cold sweat is drilling. I stop, trying to understand what’s wrong. "Not so" appeared to be coal on a blue cigarette.
CraaaaaazY: Dolled electronic cigarettes!! to

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №39264
 23.11.2010
Prohibited.rf domains

MUJIOPD: Do you know what SAAAAMOMO is a big miss?
The Red Fox.
MUJIOPD: These crits, unlike us, internet users, do not know Albanian.
Red Fox: Great and Powerful
Red Fox: everywhere is dumb "piece" we change to "piece"
MUJIOPD: politicians and bureaucrats should never get a simple user of the network ((;

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №39263
 23.11.2010
xxx: How long will the bank of the mortar live, deprived of human attention?
Yyy: She will live long and happy, and will die the same day with the man who discovered her.

[ + 49 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №39262
 23.11.2010
Now I am the most rude, flattered and ruthless employee of the company. It was necessary to write a new accountant and tell the whole bookkeeping verse:
I look in your eyes blue.
I don’t know what to call you.
Will you call me by name?
We don’t care about you even more.

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