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[ + 54 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №39481
 28.11.2010
Write me something good.
Filed to:Albus Dumbledore
XXX is :

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №39480
 28.11.2010
My dear, come soon! I will die waiting for you.
I will not go to the corpse.
She: I have invented it! It will be like in a fairy tale: you will come, kiss me and I will live!! to
I will not kiss the corpse!! to

[ + 74 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №39479
 28.11.2010
xxx: My wife went to my parents for a couple of days, and I understood the translation of the word "Doshirak"
WOW :?? to
It means “Woman, come back!”and "

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №39478
 28.11.2010
Linux has a vulnerability. The vulnerability is Windows.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №39477
 28.11.2010
You are not a simple guy! You are the perfect fool!
The Angel: The Thief! and man!
Ezechiel of Turin: Uraya! I am the perfect cowboy!! to
LOL: You know how to raise my mood)))

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №39476
 28.11.2010
The morning.
She (crying into the neighboring room): sweet, got up?
He: Yes...
She: And you? and ;)

[ + 67 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №39475
 28.11.2010
You understand the girl for the first time.
She touches me with my nails in the back, my first phrase:
You will make a hole in me!
What she responded to me:
You are making a hole in me right now!! to
The Lopata

[ + 101 - ] Comment quote №39474
 28.11.2010
On the water channel there is no water accident.I go from the store.I see, the brigade boils the pipe - removes the accident. Go to the Brigadier:
When will you finish?
The Brigadier:
In the morning we only cook the tube, not earlier.
I, by kindness of mind, suggested:
- Come in, we will drink a hot tea, we will cook peelings - you will eat dinner.
The Brigadier:
Okay, after a while, we’ll finish.
I am in Ah! This is what the power of peppers with tea life-giving does!!! to
He ran to the store for peelings.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №39473
 28.11.2010
"Heras, they are wearing our courage!!" said my brother watching our babysitters crawl out of the nightclub...

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №39472
 28.11.2010
Would you like to end your life heroically?
He was killed while performing his duty. The spouse. The Foreign.

[ + 47 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №39471
 28.11.2010
Somehow symbolic, ironically, in our city of Kuznetska, the Christian church is located on Darwin Street.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №39470
 27.11.2010
xxx: Someone know the antonym for the word "logic"?
YYY...
Tags: female logic

[ + 78 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №39469
 27.11.2010
put a unit in the rating photo on one of the social networks to a random person, which received the answer:
-"I haven’t even seen such wretches in the mirror as you do"
This phrase will last forever.)

[ + 58 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №39468
 27.11.2010
What are presidential elections?
"Well, it's like movies with Jim Carrey - I've seen it so many times and you know what's going to happen, but it's fucking funny!))

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №39467
 27.11.2010
A couple of maths:
Teacher: The function tends to minus infinity...this is down down down down... whispering right into the bottom...

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №39466
 27.11.2010
1: Why is the criminal case "induced", and not, for example, "created"?
Because this is done by the organs.
Three I immediately understand what exactly.

[ + 74 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №39465
 27.11.2010
Isn’t you another Elf of that level?
Destroyer : No
And not an orc?
Destroyer: Yes No
Not a Druid?? to
The Destroyer: NA
Jan: Well here it is! At least one is normal! :)
Destroyer: I am a magician
Fuck it...

[ + 96 - ] Comment quote №39464
 27.11.2010
mrx: OK, we are about me, and about me. Let me talk about you. You are Who?

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №39463
 27.11.2010
There are three great mysteries of the century:
Are we alone in the universe?
Who built the pyramids?
and...
I mean, I’ve got a crack in my back.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №39462
 27.11.2010
Now I remembered that I saw on TV news, as if the new coins of 10 rubles will be cancelled, and I was upset - they like me so much, such as gold ducats)))
Then I remembered that I didn't have a telephone, and breathed with relief - DREAMED))))

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