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[ + 68 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29278
 26.04.2010
Why does the hairstyle laid by the hairdresser remain until the first wind, and the hairstyle “slept to sleep with a wet head” until the next wash?! to

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №29277
 26.04.2010
Motherland

Bring to the best.
P.S And not just plays :)

[ + 94 - ] Comment quote №29276
 26.04.2010
The acquaintance at work gave free tickets for Metallica’s concert. And she went:

V is
Indeed, we are such fools.
V is
Heat for 2 hours.
I thought it was metal.
Then I went into the inets and looked at the photo.
V is
At 7 o’clock, the car came out.
begins to sing
I’m still such a grey – here are the good guys, the professionals.
Start in time
It was not that Agustina was 40 minutes late.
V is
Within half an hour, they began to take off the shock installation.
Lenka is also an acquaintance, grit - they have the drum broken, change
V is
Then I guessed it was hot.
Type of metal will come out.
They are old, with a beard.
There are real beards with beards.
We are pleased, we listen.
They listened for an hour, until a scream came from behind - roll out, give the metal!

[ + 78 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29275
 26.04.2010
I wonder, are there other people here who do not drink for principled reasons?

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №29274
 26.04.2010
xxx: Yes, hairdressers are exactly aliens, until you find yours, with whom you connect your tails, no matter how you explain, they will still cut curved.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №29273
 26.04.2010
Gavniloff
This is how it happens: you will love breasts, and behind them will be a wonderful man!

[ + 92 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29272
 26.04.2010
HHH (admin)- and yesterday out of me educator to Yurk in kindergarten called
WOW – Why? What kinds have the kids installed?
Ohhh no no no. They were told to draw a mouse and a dog.
I guess I painted it myself ?

[ + 95 - ] Comment quote №29271
 26.04.2010
Tanya (01:10:34 9/04/2010)
I watched a video about ghosts and now I'm scared to sleep!! to
Richard (01:12:16 9/04/2010)
And I drank four liters of quinoa, and I'm scared to sleep too!

[ + 33 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29270
 26.04.2010
System_32: The girls who before the wedding, then in the bed

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №29269
 26.04.2010
Status of VKontakte:
"Judging by the weather, the fifth season of the year has arrived under the name "Hunja"!";

[ + 74 - ] [8 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29268
 26.04.2010
X, 16:30:40
How do I like to tell random people that I have about 40 GB of German movies on my computer?

Y, 16:31:03
and ROFL

X, 16:31:33
Yes, the first guess is for everyone.

X, 16:31:51:
Commissary Rex Season 7

X, 16:32:09
This is how stereotypes collapse.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №29267
 26.04.2010
A friend in the status of an ass: Oh, a young nymph on a red cayenne with the state meter 007........ teach me to suck!!! to

[ + 80 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29266
 26.04.2010
Shiryaev Alexander, you will send the application to the BOR or you will check the mail?!?!?!? to

[ + 45 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29265
 26.04.2010
Evening news on the first: Putin reduces PMS.
Rejoice you guys))

[ + 112 - ] Comment quote №29264
 26.04.2010
XXX is a gift! Where is Max with Faith?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Yyy: Yes, they were two hoops fucked yesterday, or they gave them puzzles +))))))
Yyy: They said that she has tight legs, and he has a beard of Pidar.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
yyy: found a shit to whom to fuck, he is a master of sports in Greek and she in handball :DD
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №29263
 26.04.2010
Ppc, today the home phone rings, they say open the door is the neighbors from below. Nothing but I live on the first floor.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №29262
 26.04.2010
Characteristics of the film: "with mom you can watch", the most accurate, even when grown up.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №29261
 26.04.2010
The night.
The Clinic.
The lamp.
The Chamber.
I sit down and swallow the thyroid.
With me there are three other psychopaths: the Chief Doctor, the Student, Sisadmin.

[ + 133 - ] Comment quote №29260
 26.04.2010
Peter is a very beautiful, but very grey city in the morning. There is a man in my morning that makes him happy.
Mega-super-positive) This is a tall full-length uncle with curly, hairy light hair. He goes and smiles every morning. Just so. by itself. I smile to him in response, because it is sad to walk on the street, where everybody is cloudy)))) Thank you)) You have clay shoes, a beautiful smile and a real shrinkage))))Don't bring anywhere, just smile more often))

[ + 50 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29259
 26.04.2010
I was convinced that PMS in girls is scary. Dialogue in the ASCII:

XX: You don’t love me at all! I am stupid, ugly and fat!
Sunnyko, you’re smart... You’re the best and I love you so much, so what nonsense?
XXX: You can see it! That I’m fat and ugly you don’t deny!! You do not love me!

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