He recently moved to the Mexican Quarter in Los Angeles.
Neighbors love to laugh.
Yesterday at 1 p.m. I decided to tell them to make the music quieter.

Ola Amigo! Are we noisy?
Maybe you have a beer for me?
Of course come in!! to

Everyone was in the woods.

Take the cookies. He takes a plate of cookies and passes. Wild scream: The cookies are seized!! to

You are in a labyrinth of code. This piece must have been temporary. It is terribly dirty here, there is a thick layer of dust on the floor, pieces of copper paste hanging everywhere, somewhat crushed with nails. On the wall is the inscription "Tomorrow I will rebuild it!"
c) Tarkhil

HHH
C is in me (

WOWU
Sorry, what is in you?

HHH
Fuck, it is bad for me! It is bad!! to

In the process of waiting for the light to turn on, it was decided that Dalysvem was a good Slavic name.
Irish

We’re all fine...we love each other.but here’s what’s the problem...my article 10 see and she’s bad about it and thinks he’s 20 and recently she said that if he was less than 15 then we’d have split up with her...what do I do if she soon learns the truth...?

Can I go to the club?
He laughed, hugged her and whispered, “I’ll break your jaw.”

Pleased with the announcement:
I sell a sofa 3000 rubles.
Not beaten, not painted, did not participate in races
Feng Shui

The inscription on the asphalt "Nastia, I love the beans!"
To be honest, CH

It was a harsh day today. I went to bed at five in the morning and woke up at two days. I have to go for business. Somehow he dressed himself, haired himself, made himself like a man, and went. I walked out and a woman came to meet me. I stopped at five o’clock, looked at me and crossed. And then, as nothing happened, I went on. I fell into a stupor (because I didn’t think I looked so bad). It lasted three minutes. Then I turned around, and right behind me, 300 meters away, a church.

Some drugs specifically provide a side effect of the type of diarrhea in order to distract the shoop from the main pain.

and Vladivostok. My friend Serzh S., or, to put it simply, Semkin, had a young, hairy white cat-perse named Funtik. They lived in a teaching candle - a 12th floor at the end of October Street.
Out of male solidarity, the friend did not let his beloved cat be castrated, but he did not let him go into the yard - still the 7th floor. And this eternal world war between wandering killer cats and no less fierce wandering dogs. All of his unspoiled sexual energy was invested in adrenaline and sport - he loved to walk on the narrow corner surrounding the 7th floor entirely. In the hottest days, he, sometimes, for hours thoughtfully revolved around the house-candle like an artificial satellite, becoming a local attraction.

But the years went by, the cat became stronger and thicker, and the carnis from this did not increase. One early winter evening, the cat was swallowed by the wind.
He was immediately taken away from the wall of the house, leaving no chance at all to get caught up in it until he collided with the frozen asphalt surrounding the house.

Hearing a heartbreaking cat scream, a friend jumped out onto the balcony.
As he later said, in this hopeless situation in the place of a cat, he would get stuck and try to die easily. The cat made a different decision.
A friend was surprised to observe from the balcony how Funticus, dissolving and placing all his legs like a flying white, energetically rotates his huge tail like a propeller, and obviously plans somewhere. The meaning of his air manoeuvres was not immediately understood. But falling past the corner of the entrance at the level of the second floor, the cat managed to fly exactly near its edge. He managed to get stuck with his front legs, partially quenching the speed of the fall, after which, with the last desperate effort, he changed the trajectory of the flight in the direction of a large furry hat on the head of the tenant, who stumbled at the entrance to the entrance, shaking his head and watching with curiosity the figures of the highest pilot at his head.
The cat was not only saved by the hat itself - protecting it, the stunned tenant instinctively stretched his hands forward, on which the cat landed.
But still the blow was so strong that the tenant fell on the pop.
During the fall, the cat did not stop crying wildly, but from the final blow to the hat, he immediately shut down and did not talk for several days, even when he asked to eat. He went to pantomime.
But silence in the courtyard at the time of his fall did not come - the cries of the cat were replaced by the matts of his savior.

My friend then soon dressed up and jumped out to the elevator.
But it wasn't necessary to go down - the neighbor had time to get up himself in a hug with a trembling cat. As a friend recalled, the eyes of both were crazy.

Laughing nervously, the neighbor said solemnly,
A castrated man could not have done so. But it’t help,” he added thoughtfully. From my point of view, the whole story of the adventures and journeys of the male half of the human race is contained in this conspicuous phrase.

The neighbor then insisted that he stumbled at the entrance to the entrance deliberately to give the unhappy cat a chance. He apparently stumbled on the donkey, and of course he got it. Eventually, he could easily take a step aside, saving a dear hat, but preferred to save the cat.

And the cat remained slightly crumbling on the front leg after the incident.
But the habit of walking on the carnival he did not change.
For many years since then, the residents, approaching the entrance to the entrance, looked anxiously into the sky.

Replacing the usual "gay" with "hm" will make you times more intelligent in the eyes of the interlocutor.

Lucy: My new friend has a friend
Lucy is Armenian
Lucy: who was born in Ethiopia
Lucy is gay
Hypnosis: Is this a game out of need?
[14:02:40] Hypnosis : ))

VKontakte and questionnaire:
and mob. Phone : Black
The house. Telephone : Silver
ICQ: the highest

In the summer, I go by car at night. The windows are open, and the music is almost full. Brake the Gaia. I didn’t even get the papers out of my pocket. Gaez approaches, says through the window: “You stand here for a moment, my favorite song.”

Advi (c)

Even bananas travel more than I do.and c)

Today a member came to the interview on the question what is +1 answered that this is a type of approval, and I asked him about the increment - I say not the forum this, but the increment, and -1 what then?
The answer is: Exorcism?

don_ald: According to the VCIOMR of 10,000 Russians surveyed, 98% of Russians answered the question "how does Putin's dog call?"

kairoseki (12:35:31 18/11/2010)
The governor gave the blind spotman a TV

kairoseki (12:35:48 18/11/2010)
This country is the biggest epilepsy that has happened to this planet.