A lot of blood when you lose your anal virginity?
Yyy: There are known cases when a person broke two)

A friend told me yesterday. I bought her shoes for autumn. 24 thousand rubles paid. He has the right! Before work, the subway handed them to the tent shoes, the bullshit clever to put. At lunch, I will take it. After lunch, I didn’t have time at all. But no big trouble, I’ll go home, take it. What a difference!
And the difference is that now the DS is working on cleaning the city from various kinds of buildings that ruin the bright image of the capital. Same with her shoe tent. Get rid of the fucking ones! Just after lunch. No tents or boots.

10.11.10 10:01:10 <GRiN> Today is the day of binary code!!! to

P.S There is always a reason 😉

I am studying on exchange in Vilnius and I just had a survey... Everything was translated as appropriate into Russian, but the translation smiled very much:

The first question:
and your sex:
1) The woman.
2) The man.

I bought an iPhone 4 yesterday and I’ve gotten a good time 😉
WOW: Congratulations to you! How? →
I'm going to mean today in the subway, in front of me sits an incredibly beautiful girl, I think let me shoot without a fire. I get the phone, I roll the camera, I press to shoot...
The man sitting next to him burned.
No, I forgot that there’s a flash on the new iPhone.

The first two matana seminars. First we write a certificate.
have written. There is a break. 10 minutes from the couple...everything is already decided. Here is a call. The man in the first party takes the phone.
He speaks. Dialogue with the predecessor
Oh oh sorry. This is... old man slept... can she write on the second pair?? to
P is no. I will surrender next time.
he- in the telephone, but loudly "no more) beat) sleep on"

(The epic)

Brother, let go of it!
[b]Tomorrow is the Last Day of the Police...[/b]

and hello. Have you moved to Virginia? Did you smoke Ken before?

Yes, I just learned that Kent causes cancer!

I also tried Coldrex and some other pineapples, but I did not try Teraflu. You tried it, do you know what it is?

I haven’t tried it, but I know that Teraflu is about 1024 gigabytes.

Who of us has a fever?

About the Sissy. In Africa, for example, it is believed that bare breasts can only interest a hungry baby.

Everyone is happy with the first snow in autumn.
In the spring, the first asphalt.

DragonFly is fast! Answer without hesitating!! to

Memories of President George W. Bush sold in the United States
2: and that there, something like "эээээмммм, эээээээ, mmmm, eэээмм" on 300 pages in 3 volumes?
1 :D

The Prehistory:
The boy broke the glass with his shoulder and got a heavy cut. For a month, they were imprisoned at home, with daily dressings.
xxx (12:22:00 8/11/2010)
I was ordered to shake the TV and read books more and not shake my hand.
yyy (12:22:16 8/11/2010)
Do you usually shake right or left?
xxx (12:22:42 8/11/2010)
Here is the sadness =(

Guys, I am getting married!
I was finally convinced of the correctness of her decision when she approached me, holding a box with an iPhone winning in a contest and sadly said, "Well, did he feed me? There is no MMS, there is no Bluetooth, there is no Java... It would be better to win a box of sweaters. Can you change the prize?"

From the Tracker Forum
Windows 7 is the best. Millions of users can’t be mistaken.)
Millions of men prefer... men. And they can’t be mistaken!!! to

xxx: this is what they say "All guys are either busy or fucking"
I’ve been feeling shit for almost a year.

From the Women’s Forum:

I have seen you somehow. There is such a business, a walk from the hip, in the eyes such as if in the cart not products, but the members extracted on the road, which the men themselves voluntarily tear off and put together in the cart!

Probably the most remarkable compliment in my whole life.

When do you bring me to the cinema?
Can I give you a diamond collar?and :)
DeNzo: Well she, then I will feel obligated and I will not be able to deny you in intimate intimacy=))
Lesenok: what a rough calculation.. I can out of pure intentions.. and you immediately so..)))
DeNzo: Collies from pure intentions do not give...I know you, everyone has one thing in mind, and as married as in bushes=)))
Lesenok: I am not like that at all! I have high moral standards. She is used to taking care of a young man for a long time, giving flowers, driving to the cinema, jewelry, all that and not even demanding intimacy! The main thing for me is the soul.and :)
DeNzo: Okay, go then, but don’t let your hands off 😉
Lesenok: What are you! There was no thought! and ;)

In the university near the dean on the stand with the schedule the inscription "medical-prophylactic faculty"... Now the faculty has our "wild-prophylactic"...